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And here we asked Motts to calculate backwards from 100.	這次成像我們讓默特從100開始倒數.	en-zh-tw
So he's going "100, 97, 94."	Så han tänker "100, 97, 94".	en-sv
And then he's going backwards.	그리고 그는 꺼꾸로 계산하죠.	en-ko
And you can see how the little math processor is working up here in his brain and is lighting up the whole brain.	이러한 작은 계산이 그의 뇌를 얼마나 활성화시키는지 보이시죠. 대부부의 뇌가 활성화 되었습니다.	en-ko
Well this is fantastic. We can do this in real time.	Muhteşem bir şey. Gerçek zamanlı olarak yapabiliriz bunu.	en-tr
We can investigate things. We can tell him to do things.	Ние можем да изследваме неща. Можем да му кажем да прави неща.	en-bg
You can also see that his visual cortex is activated in the back of the head, because that's where he's seeing, he's seeing his own brain.	Je kunt ook zien dat zijn visuele cortex aan de achterkant van zijn hoofd wordt geactiveerd, want dat is waar hij naar kijkt, hij ziet zijn eigen hersenen.	en-nl
And he's also hearing our instructions when we tell him to do things.	他同时也在听我们的指示。	en-zh-cn
The signal is really deep inside of the brain as well, and it's shining through, because all of the data is inside this volume.	Signalen är väldigt djup inuti hjärnan också, men den skiner igenom, för all data är inuti den här volymen.	en-sv
And in just a second here you will see -- okay, here. Motts, now move your left foot.	接下來大家就會觀察到變化---- 好,就是這裡.默特,動一下你的左腿.	en-zh-tw
So he's going like this.	Él hace así.	en-es
For 20 seconds he's going like that, and all of a sudden it lights up up here.	20 секунд он делал так, а потом вдруг здесь озарение.	en-ru
So we've got motor cortex activation up there.	Se produce una activación de la corteza motora allí arriba.	en-es
So this is really, really nice, and I think this is a great tool.	Isso é realmente muito legal. Acho isto uma grande ferramenta.	en-pt-br
And connecting also with the previous talk here, this is something that we could use as a tool to really understand how the neurons are working, how the brain is working, and we can do this with very, very high visual quality and very fast resolution.	Và liên quan bài diễn thuyết trước ở đây, vài thứ mà ta có thể dùng như một công cụ để thật sự hiểu rõ cách các nơron và não đang hoạt động, và ta có thể làm điều đó với chất lượng trực quan rất, rất cao và độ phân giải rất nhanh.	en-vi
Now we're also having a bit of fun at the center.	다른 것들도 센터에 있습니다.	en-ko
So this is a CAT scan -- Computer Aided Tomography.	這是台CAT掃描儀----計算機輔助斷層攝影.	en-zh-tw
So this is a lion from the local zoo outside of Norrkoping in Kolmarden, Elsa.	这是一头狮子来自诺尔雪平当地的一家动物园。	en-zh-cn
So she came to the center, and they sedated her and then put her straight into the scanner.	Elsa. Så hon kom till centret, och dom gav henne bedövning innan hon åkte in i scannern.	en-sv
And then, of course, I get the whole data set from the lion.	و بعد، صد البته کل مجموعه داده ها را (با انجام آزمایش) از شیر گرفتم.	en-fa
And I can do very nice images like this.	ويمكننا ان نحصل على صور رائعة مثل هذه	en-ar
I can peel off the layer of the lion.	사자를 한겹식 벗길 수 있어요.	en-ko
I can look inside of it.	Có thể nhìn bên trong nó.	en-vi
And we've been experimenting with this.	Vi har experimenterat med detta	en-sv
And I think this is a great application for the future of this technology, because there's very little known about the animal anatomy.	Sądzę że jest to wspaniała aplikacja, przyszłość tej technologii. Ponieważ niewiele wiadomo o zwierzęcej anatomii.	en-pl
What's known out there for veterinarians is kind of basic information.	獣医に知られているのは基本的な知識に限られているからです	en-ja
We can scan all sorts of things, all sorts of animals.	Nous pouvons scanner toutes sortes de choses, toutes sortes d'animaux.	en-fr
The only problem is to fit it into the machine.	문제는 스캐너에 들어갈 수 있는 거야한다는 것이죠.	en-ko
So here's a bear.	於是一頭熊就出現了.	en-zh-tw
It was kind of hard to get it in.	Es un poco complicado meterlo allí.	en-es
And the bear is a cuddly, friendly animal.	Con gấu là động vật thân thiện, đáng yêu.	en-vi
And here it is. Here is the nose of the bear.	여기보시면 곰의 코가 보이죠.	en-ko
And you might want to cuddle this one, until you change the functions and look at this.	Und Sie wollen ihn vielleicht streicheln, bis Sie die Einstellungen ändern und das hier sehen.	en-de
So be aware of the bear.	אז תזהרו מהדב.	en-he
So with that, I'd like to thank all the people who have helped me to generate these images.	至此，我想要感谢所有帮助我做出这些图像的人们。	en-zh-cn
It's a huge effort that goes into doing this, gathering the data and developing the algorithms, writing all the software.	Είναι μία μεγάλη προσπάθεια για να γίνει αυτό, να συλλέξεις τα δεδομένα και να αναπτύξεις τους αλγορίθμους, να γράψεις όλο το λογισμικό.	en-el
So, some very talented people.	非常に能力のある方々のおかげです	en-ja
My motto is always, I only hire people that are smarter than I am and most of these are smarter than I am.	Phương châm của tôi là luôn chỉ thuê người thông minh hơn tôi và đa phần thông minh hơn tôi.	en-vi
So thank you very much.	Muchas gracias.	en-es
Some of the greatest innovations and developments in the world often happen at the intersection of two fields.	Unele din cele mai grozave inovaţii şi proiecte din lume apar adesea la intersecţia a două domenii.	en-ro
So tonight I'd like to tell you about the intersection that I'm most excited about at this very moment, which is entertainment and robotics.	Quindi stasera vorrei parlarvi dell'intersezione di cui sono più entusiasta in questo momento, che è quella tra divertimento e robotica.	en-it
So if we're trying to make robots that can be more expressive and that can connect better with us in society, maybe we should look to some of the human professionals of artificial emotion and personality that occur in the dramatic arts.	Próbując robić roboty mogące być bardziej ekspresyjne i zdolne do interakcji w społeczeństwie może powinniśmy przyjrzeć się ludzkim profesjonalistom specjalistów od sztucznych emocji i osobowości które pojawiają się w sztukach dramatycznych.	en-pl
I'm also interested in creating new technologies for the arts and to attract people to science and technology.	Também estou interessada em desenvolver novas tecnologias para as artes e para atrair pessoas ao mundo da ciência e da tecnologia.	en-pt
Some people in the last decade or two have started creating artwork with technology.	Někteří lidé v tomto, nebo posledních dvou desetiletí, začali vytvářet umělecká díla obsahující technologii.	en-cs
With my new venture, Marilyn Monrobot, I would like to use art to create tech.	Met mijn nieuwe onderneming, Marilyn Monrobot, zou ik kunst willen gebruiken om tech te maken.	en-nl
(Laughter) So we're based in New York City.	(Γέλιο) Η βάση μας λοιπόν βρίσκεται στη Νέα Υόρκη.	en-el
And if you're a performer that wants to collaborate with an adorable robot, or if you have a robot that needs entertainment representation, please contact me, the Bot-Agent.	그리고 여러분이 사랑스러운 로봇과의 공동작업을 원하는 연기자이거나, 엔터테인먼트 연출을 필요로 하는 로봇을 가지고 있다면, 봇 에이전트인 저에게 연락하시기 바랍니다.	en-ko
The bot, our rising celebrity, also has his own Twitter account: @robotinthewild.	El robot, el nostre famós, també té el seu propi compte de Twitter: @robotinthewild.	en-ca
I'd like to introduce you to one of our first robots, Data.	現在我為妳們介紹首批機器人中的其中一個，它是Data	en-zh-tw
He's named after the Star Trek character.	É o nome do personagem de Star Trek.	en-pt-br
I think he's going to be super popular.	Saya pikir dia akan menjadi sangat populer.	en-id
We've got the robot -- in his head is a database of a lot of jokes.	Aqui temos o robô - sua cabeça é um banco de dados de piadas.	en-pt-br
Now each of these jokes is labeled with certain attributes.	Cadascun d'aquests acudits està etiquetat amb certs atributs,	en-ca
So it knows something about the subject; it knows about the length.	Tehát tud valamit a témáról, tudja a hosszát.	en-hu
It knows how much it's moving.	Tudja, hogy mennyire mozgat meg.	en-hu
And so it's going to try to watch your response.	ذلك فهو سيحاول مشاهدة ردة فعلكم.	en-ar
I actually have no idea what my robot is going to do today.	No tengo idea de lo que mi robot va a hacer hoy.	en-es
(Laughter) It can also learn from you about the quality of its jokes and cater things, sort of like Netflix-style, over longer-term to different communities or audiences, children versus adults, different cultures.	(Kahkahalar) Aynı zamanda sizden esprilerinin kalitesini ve hitabetini --Netflix-tarzında-- uzun dönemde öğrenebilir farklı topluluklar ya da dinleyenlar -- çocuklar veya yetişkinler, farklı kültürler.	en-tr
You can learn something from the robot about the community that you're in.	Bạn có thể học từ chú người may về cộng đồng mà bạn đang sinh sống.	en-vi
And also I can use each one of you as the acting coach to our future robot companions.	Я попрошу вас виступити в ролі тренерів для майбутніх роботів-компаньйонів.	en-uk
Some of you in this middle section -- you have red/green paddles.	Κάποιοι από εσάς εδώ στη μέση... Έχετε κόκκινα/πράσινα χαρτάκια.	en-el
If you like what's going on, show the green.	اگه اونچه که داره گفته میشه رو دوست دارید سبز رو نشون بدید. اگه اونچه که داره گفته میشه رو دوست دارید سبز رو نشون بدید.	en-fa
If you don't like the subject or the performance, you can hold the red.	Якщо вам не подобається тематика або представлення, можете підняти червону.	en-uk
Now don't be shy.	Nie wahajcie się.	en-pl
It's just a robot.	Bu sadece bir robot;	en-tr
It doesn't have feelings ... yet.	у него нет чувств ...пока.	en-ru
(Laughter) And the rest of you, you still count, you still matter.	(Сміх) Реакція решти аудиторії також важлива.	en-uk
There's also a microphone that's listening to the aggregate laughter and applause and booing -- I hope not -- to help make some of its next decisions.	Mamy również mikrofon który zbiera śmiech i oklaski i buczenie -- oby nie -- aby pomóc mu w podejmowaniu decyzji.	en-pl
Right, so, let the robot stand-up comedy begin.	좋습니다. 그러면, 로봇 스탠드업 코메디를 시작해보죠.	en-ko
Data: Hello TEDWomen.	Ντέιτα: Γεια σας TEDWomen.	en-el
It's an honor to be here.	Estoy honrado de estar aquí.	en-es
(Laughter) (Applause) You guys are looking good out there.	(Smijeh) (Pljesak) Vi ekipa dobro izgledate tamo.	en-hr
Ready for some jokes?	Готови ли сте за няколко вицове?	en-bg
Audience: Yeah.	觀眾：是的	en-zh-tw
Data: Here's the first one.	Här komer det första.	en-sv
Right, so, a doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news.	Ok. Um médico diz ao paciente, "Tenho más notícias e notícias ainda piores.	en-pt
The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."	良くない報せはあなたがあと24時間しか生きられないということです」	en-ja
"That's terrible," said the patient.	病人說"那真是太可怕了"	en-zh-tw
"How can the news possibly be worse?"	"Но что же может быть ещё хуже?"	en-ru
"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."	"Saya mencoba menghubungimu sejak kemarin."	en-id
(Laughter) (Applause) The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.	(笑声) (掌声) 瑞士军队很有意思，五百年来他们都没打过战。	en-zh-cn
Heather Knight: He's talking about the Swiss.	Хизер Найт: Он рассказывает о швейцарцах.	en-ru
Data: Pretty lucky for them.	Data: To mají celkem štěstí.	en-cs
Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?	Už jste někdy viděli ty malé švícarské nože, kterými chtějí bojovat?	en-cs
"Come on buddy, I have the toe clippers right here.	"Dai amico, ho giusto qui un tagliaunghie.	en-it
You get past me, the guy behind me has a spoon."	Bạn nhận được qua tôi, gã đằng sau tôi có một chiếc thìa."	en-vi
(Laughter) HK: He's a French robot.	(Kahkahalar) HK:O bir fransız robot.	en-tr
Data: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods.	دیتا: چندتا شکارچی اهل نیوجرسی می‌رن بیرون تو جنگل. یکیشون میافته.	en-fa
One of them falls to the ground.	Един от тях пада на земята.	en-bg
He does not seem to be breathing.	Het lijkt alsof hij niet ademt.	en-nl
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.	Інший хапає телефон і набирає 911.	en-uk
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead.	慌てふためいて言いました「友達が死んじまった	en-ja
What can I do?"	"Que posso fazer?"	en-pt
The operator says, "Just take it easy.	L'operador diu: "Prengui-s'ho amb calma.	en-ca
I can help.	אני יכולה לעזור.	en-he
First, let's make sure he's dead."	Prvo, da vidimo je li stvarno mrtav."	en-sr
There is a silence, and the operator hears a shot.	電話那頭一陣沉默然後總機聽到了一聲槍聲	en-zh-tw
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"	Głos myśliwego ponownie odzywa się w słuchawce: -- Załatwione, co teraz?	en-pl
(Laughter) (Applause) Question: Why is television called a medium?	(Смях) (Ръкопляскания) Въпрос: Защо телевизията се нарича среда (игра на думи, средно изпечена)?	en-bg
Anyone?	هل يمكن ان يجيب احدهم ؟	en-ar

And here we asked Motts to calculate backwards from 100.

這次成像我們讓默特從100開始倒數.

en-zh-tw

So he's going "100, 97, 94."

Så han tänker "100, 97, 94".

en-sv

And then he's going backwards.

그리고 그는 꺼꾸로 계산하죠.

en-ko

And you can see how the little math processor is working up here in his brain and is lighting up the whole brain.

이러한 작은 계산이 그의 뇌를 얼마나 활성화시키는지 보이시죠. 대부부의 뇌가 활성화 되었습니다.

en-ko

Well this is fantastic. We can do this in real time.

Muhteşem bir şey. Gerçek zamanlı olarak yapabiliriz bunu.

en-tr

We can investigate things. We can tell him to do things.

Ние можем да изследваме неща. Можем да му кажем да прави неща.

en-bg

You can also see that his visual cortex is activated in the back of the head, because that's where he's seeing, he's seeing his own brain.

Je kunt ook zien dat zijn visuele cortex aan de achterkant van zijn hoofd wordt geactiveerd, want dat is waar hij naar kijkt, hij ziet zijn eigen hersenen.

en-nl

And he's also hearing our instructions when we tell him to do things.

他同时也在听我们的指示。

en-zh-cn

The signal is really deep inside of the brain as well, and it's shining through, because all of the data is inside this volume.

Signalen är väldigt djup inuti hjärnan också, men den skiner igenom, för all data är inuti den här volymen.

en-sv

And in just a second here you will see -- okay, here. Motts, now move your left foot.

接下來大家就會觀察到變化---- 好,就是這裡.默特,動一下你的左腿.

en-zh-tw

So he's going like this.

Él hace así.

en-es

For 20 seconds he's going like that, and all of a sudden it lights up up here.

20 секунд он делал так, а потом вдруг здесь озарение.

en-ru

So we've got motor cortex activation up there.

Se produce una activación de la corteza motora allí arriba.

en-es

So this is really, really nice, and I think this is a great tool.

Isso é realmente muito legal. Acho isto uma grande ferramenta.

en-pt-br

And connecting also with the previous talk here, this is something that we could use as a tool to really understand how the neurons are working, how the brain is working, and we can do this with very, very high visual quality and very fast resolution.

Và liên quan bài diễn thuyết trước ở đây, vài thứ mà ta có thể dùng như một công cụ để thật sự hiểu rõ cách các nơron và não đang hoạt động, và ta có thể làm điều đó với chất lượng trực quan rất, rất cao và độ phân giải rất nhanh.

en-vi

Now we're also having a bit of fun at the center.

다른 것들도 센터에 있습니다.

en-ko

So this is a CAT scan -- Computer Aided Tomography.

這是台CAT掃描儀----計算機輔助斷層攝影.

en-zh-tw

So this is a lion from the local zoo outside of Norrkoping in Kolmarden, Elsa.

这是一头狮子来自诺尔雪平当地的一家动物园。

en-zh-cn

So she came to the center, and they sedated her and then put her straight into the scanner.

Elsa. Så hon kom till centret, och dom gav henne bedövning innan hon åkte in i scannern.

en-sv

And then, of course, I get the whole data set from the lion.

و بعد، صد البته کل مجموعه داده ها را (با انجام آزمایش) از شیر گرفتم.

en-fa

And I can do very nice images like this.

ويمكننا ان نحصل على صور رائعة مثل هذه

en-ar

I can peel off the layer of the lion.

사자를 한겹식 벗길 수 있어요.

en-ko

I can look inside of it.

Có thể nhìn bên trong nó.

en-vi

And we've been experimenting with this.

Vi har experimenterat med detta

en-sv

And I think this is a great application for the future of this technology, because there's very little known about the animal anatomy.

Sądzę że jest to wspaniała aplikacja, przyszłość tej technologii. Ponieważ niewiele wiadomo o zwierzęcej anatomii.

en-pl

What's known out there for veterinarians is kind of basic information.

獣医に知られているのは基本的な知識に限られているからです

en-ja

We can scan all sorts of things, all sorts of animals.

Nous pouvons scanner toutes sortes de choses, toutes sortes d'animaux.

en-fr

The only problem is to fit it into the machine.

문제는 스캐너에 들어갈 수 있는 거야한다는 것이죠.

en-ko

So here's a bear.

於是一頭熊就出現了.

en-zh-tw

It was kind of hard to get it in.

Es un poco complicado meterlo allí.

en-es

And the bear is a cuddly, friendly animal.

Con gấu là động vật thân thiện, đáng yêu.

en-vi

And here it is. Here is the nose of the bear.

여기보시면 곰의 코가 보이죠.

en-ko

And you might want to cuddle this one, until you change the functions and look at this.

Und Sie wollen ihn vielleicht streicheln, bis Sie die Einstellungen ändern und das hier sehen.

en-de

So be aware of the bear.

אז תזהרו מהדב.

en-he

So with that, I'd like to thank all the people who have helped me to generate these images.

至此，我想要感谢所有帮助我做出这些图像的人们。

en-zh-cn

It's a huge effort that goes into doing this, gathering the data and developing the algorithms, writing all the software.

Είναι μία μεγάλη προσπάθεια για να γίνει αυτό, να συλλέξεις τα δεδομένα και να αναπτύξεις τους αλγορίθμους, να γράψεις όλο το λογισμικό.

en-el

So, some very talented people.

非常に能力のある方々のおかげです

en-ja

My motto is always, I only hire people that are smarter than I am and most of these are smarter than I am.

Phương châm của tôi là luôn chỉ thuê người thông minh hơn tôi và đa phần thông minh hơn tôi.

en-vi

So thank you very much.

Muchas gracias.

en-es

Some of the greatest innovations and developments in the world often happen at the intersection of two fields.

Unele din cele mai grozave inovaţii şi proiecte din lume apar adesea la intersecţia a două domenii.

en-ro

So tonight I'd like to tell you about the intersection that I'm most excited about at this very moment, which is entertainment and robotics.

Quindi stasera vorrei parlarvi dell'intersezione di cui sono più entusiasta in questo momento, che è quella tra divertimento e robotica.

en-it

So if we're trying to make robots that can be more expressive and that can connect better with us in society, maybe we should look to some of the human professionals of artificial emotion and personality that occur in the dramatic arts.

Próbując robić roboty mogące być bardziej ekspresyjne i zdolne do interakcji w społeczeństwie może powinniśmy przyjrzeć się ludzkim profesjonalistom specjalistów od sztucznych emocji i osobowości które pojawiają się w sztukach dramatycznych.

en-pl

I'm also interested in creating new technologies for the arts and to attract people to science and technology.

Também estou interessada em desenvolver novas tecnologias para as artes e para atrair pessoas ao mundo da ciência e da tecnologia.

en-pt

Some people in the last decade or two have started creating artwork with technology.

Někteří lidé v tomto, nebo posledních dvou desetiletí, začali vytvářet umělecká díla obsahující technologii.

en-cs

With my new venture, Marilyn Monrobot, I would like to use art to create tech.

Met mijn nieuwe onderneming, Marilyn Monrobot, zou ik kunst willen gebruiken om tech te maken.

en-nl

(Laughter) So we're based in New York City.

(Γέλιο) Η βάση μας λοιπόν βρίσκεται στη Νέα Υόρκη.

en-el

And if you're a performer that wants to collaborate with an adorable robot, or if you have a robot that needs entertainment representation, please contact me, the Bot-Agent.

그리고 여러분이 사랑스러운 로봇과의 공동작업을 원하는 연기자이거나, 엔터테인먼트 연출을 필요로 하는 로봇을 가지고 있다면, 봇 에이전트인 저에게 연락하시기 바랍니다.

en-ko

The bot, our rising celebrity, also has his own Twitter account: @robotinthewild.

El robot, el nostre famós, també té el seu propi compte de Twitter: @robotinthewild.

en-ca

I'd like to introduce you to one of our first robots, Data.

現在我為妳們介紹首批機器人中的其中一個，它是Data

en-zh-tw

He's named after the Star Trek character.

É o nome do personagem de Star Trek.

en-pt-br

I think he's going to be super popular.

Saya pikir dia akan menjadi sangat populer.

en-id

We've got the robot -- in his head is a database of a lot of jokes.

Aqui temos o robô - sua cabeça é um banco de dados de piadas.

en-pt-br

Now each of these jokes is labeled with certain attributes.

Cadascun d'aquests acudits està etiquetat amb certs atributs,

en-ca

So it knows something about the subject; it knows about the length.

Tehát tud valamit a témáról, tudja a hosszát.

en-hu

It knows how much it's moving.

Tudja, hogy mennyire mozgat meg.

en-hu

And so it's going to try to watch your response.

ذلك فهو سيحاول مشاهدة ردة فعلكم.

en-ar

I actually have no idea what my robot is going to do today.

No tengo idea de lo que mi robot va a hacer hoy.

en-es

(Laughter) It can also learn from you about the quality of its jokes and cater things, sort of like Netflix-style, over longer-term to different communities or audiences, children versus adults, different cultures.

(Kahkahalar) Aynı zamanda sizden esprilerinin kalitesini ve hitabetini --Netflix-tarzında-- uzun dönemde öğrenebilir farklı topluluklar ya da dinleyenlar -- çocuklar veya yetişkinler, farklı kültürler.

en-tr

You can learn something from the robot about the community that you're in.

Bạn có thể học từ chú người may về cộng đồng mà bạn đang sinh sống.

en-vi

And also I can use each one of you as the acting coach to our future robot companions.

Я попрошу вас виступити в ролі тренерів для майбутніх роботів-компаньйонів.

en-uk

Some of you in this middle section -- you have red/green paddles.

Κάποιοι από εσάς εδώ στη μέση... Έχετε κόκκινα/πράσινα χαρτάκια.

en-el

If you like what's going on, show the green.

اگه اونچه که داره گفته میشه رو دوست دارید سبز رو نشون بدید. اگه اونچه که داره گفته میشه رو دوست دارید سبز رو نشون بدید.

en-fa

If you don't like the subject or the performance, you can hold the red.

Якщо вам не подобається тематика або представлення, можете підняти червону.

en-uk

Now don't be shy.

Nie wahajcie się.

en-pl

It's just a robot.

Bu sadece bir robot;

en-tr

It doesn't have feelings ... yet.

у него нет чувств ...пока.

en-ru

(Laughter) And the rest of you, you still count, you still matter.

(Сміх) Реакція решти аудиторії також важлива.

en-uk

There's also a microphone that's listening to the aggregate laughter and applause and booing -- I hope not -- to help make some of its next decisions.

Mamy również mikrofon który zbiera śmiech i oklaski i buczenie -- oby nie -- aby pomóc mu w podejmowaniu decyzji.

en-pl

Right, so, let the robot stand-up comedy begin.

좋습니다. 그러면, 로봇 스탠드업 코메디를 시작해보죠.

en-ko

Data: Hello TEDWomen.

Ντέιτα: Γεια σας TEDWomen.

en-el

It's an honor to be here.

Estoy honrado de estar aquí.

en-es

(Laughter) (Applause) You guys are looking good out there.

(Smijeh) (Pljesak) Vi ekipa dobro izgledate tamo.

en-hr

Ready for some jokes?

Готови ли сте за няколко вицове?

en-bg

Audience: Yeah.

觀眾：是的

en-zh-tw

Data: Here's the first one.

Här komer det första.

en-sv

Right, so, a doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news.

Ok. Um médico diz ao paciente, "Tenho más notícias e notícias ainda piores.

en-pt

The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."

良くない報せはあなたがあと24時間しか生きられないということです」

en-ja

"That's terrible," said the patient.

病人說"那真是太可怕了"

en-zh-tw

"How can the news possibly be worse?"

"Но что же может быть ещё хуже?"

en-ru

"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

"Saya mencoba menghubungimu sejak kemarin."

en-id

(Laughter) (Applause) The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.

(笑声) (掌声) 瑞士军队很有意思，五百年来他们都没打过战。

en-zh-cn

Heather Knight: He's talking about the Swiss.

Хизер Найт: Он рассказывает о швейцарцах.

en-ru

Data: Pretty lucky for them.

Data: To mají celkem štěstí.

en-cs

Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?

Už jste někdy viděli ty malé švícarské nože, kterými chtějí bojovat?

en-cs

"Come on buddy, I have the toe clippers right here.

"Dai amico, ho giusto qui un tagliaunghie.

en-it

You get past me, the guy behind me has a spoon."

Bạn nhận được qua tôi, gã đằng sau tôi có một chiếc thìa."

en-vi

(Laughter) HK: He's a French robot.

(Kahkahalar) HK:O bir fransız robot.

en-tr

Data: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods.

دیتا: چندتا شکارچی اهل نیوجرسی می‌رن بیرون تو جنگل. یکیشون میافته.

en-fa

One of them falls to the ground.

Един от тях пада на земята.

en-bg

He does not seem to be breathing.

Het lijkt alsof hij niet ademt.

en-nl

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

Інший хапає телефон і набирає 911.

en-uk

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead.

慌てふためいて言いました「友達が死んじまった

en-ja

What can I do?"

"Que posso fazer?"

en-pt

The operator says, "Just take it easy.

L'operador diu: "Prengui-s'ho amb calma.

en-ca

I can help.

אני יכולה לעזור.

en-he

First, let's make sure he's dead."

Prvo, da vidimo je li stvarno mrtav."

en-sr

There is a silence, and the operator hears a shot.

電話那頭一陣沉默然後總機聽到了一聲槍聲

en-zh-tw

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

Głos myśliwego ponownie odzywa się w słuchawce: -- Załatwione, co teraz?

en-pl

(Laughter) (Applause) Question: Why is television called a medium?

(Смях) (Ръкопляскания) Въпрос: Защо телевизията се нарича среда (игра на думи, средно изпечена)?

en-bg

Anyone?

هل يمكن ان يجيب احدهم ؟

en-ar