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All those of you who can swim, please line up on the right wing of the aircraft. | Те из вас, кто умеет плавать, пожалуйста, выстройтесь на правом крыле самолёта. | en-ru |
All those of you who cannot swim, line up on the left wing of the aircraft, and I will speak to you from the water." | "כל מי שאינו יודע לשחות, "נא להסתדר בשורה לאורך כנף שמאל, "ואני אחזור אליכם כשנהיה במים." | en-he |
So they do everything he says, and they see finally a little captain in a rubber boat rowing to the front of the aircraft, and he has a loudspeaker, and he says, "Ladies and gentlemen, again, I congratulate you for following my instructions. | Отож, пасажири зробили, як сказав капітан, і нарешті побачили його самого, маленького чоловічка в надувній шлюпці. Він привеслував до носа літака, підняв до рота гучномовця і сказав: "Пані та панове, знову вітаю вас з удалим виконанням поданих інструкцій. | en-uk |
Now please listen carefully to what I am about to say. | Agora, ouçam com atenção o que estou prestes a dizer. | en-pt-br |
First, those of you on the right wing of the aircraft, New York is this way. | 右翼にお立ちのお客様 ニューヨークはこちらです | en-ja |
(Laughter) It is only three nautical miles, the water is warm, and the current is with you. | (צחוק) "מדובר בשלושה מיילים ימיים בלבד, המים חמימים, "ואתם תשחו עם כיוון הזרם. | en-he |
Those of you on the left wing of the aircraft, 'Thank you for flying Lufthansa.'" (Laughter) (Applause) Why do we laugh? Why did you just laugh? | Aquellos sobre el ala izquierda, "Gracias por volar con Lufthansa". (Risas) (Aplausos) ¿Por qué nos reímos? ¿Por qué acaban de reírse? | en-es |
Why do any of us laugh? | מדוע כולנו צוחקים? | en-he |
Well, this question has perplexed philosophers for thousands of years. | この問いは哲学者を 何千年もの間悩ませてきました | en-ja |
And the best of them: Plato, Freud, Wittgenstein, Nietzsche. | Лучшие из философов: Платон, Фрейд, Витгенштейн, Ницше. | en-ru |
Here is what they came up with. | kwamen hierop uit -- | en-nl |
They said that the reason we laugh is our ancient response to the passing of animal danger. | говорить про те, що наш сміх - це первісна реакція на смертельну небезпеку. | en-uk |
That's the best they could come up with, that we laugh because it's our ancient response to the passing of animal danger, from which I think, people, we could conclude that asking a philosopher to define comedy is like asking Stevie Wonder to help you find your car keys. | Dat was het beste wat ze konden bedenken: wij lachen omdat het van oudsher onze reactie is als het gevaar van roofdieren voorbij is. En ik denk, beste mensen, dat wij dit kunnen concluderen: als je aan een filosoof vraagt een definitie van humor te geven, kun je evengoed aan Stevie Wonder vragen je te helpen zoeken naar je autosleutels. | en-nl |
(Laughter) Just as you cannot have a mathematical proof that isn't built from pure mathematics, you cannot have a theory of laughter that isn't funny. | (Risos) Assim como não existe uma prova matemática que não seja puramente matemática, não existe uma teoria do riso que não seja engraçada. | en-pt-br |
So let's try again. | אז הבה ננסה שוב. | en-he |
Let's try here today to define comedy, better than Plato, and Nietzsche, and Freud. | тут і зараз визначити комедію, краще, ніж Платон, і Ніцше, і Фройд. | en-uk |
I've looked around for the oldest joke I could find, and I found one. | Estuve buscando el chiste más viejo que existiese, y encontré uno. | en-es |
It's 1,000 years old. | Ezeréves. | en-hu |
At the end of the first millennium, this was knocking them dead (Laughter) and it goes like this. | В конце первого тысячелетия эта шутка разила людей наповал. (Смех) Она звучит так. | en-ru |
There was a funeral in a church. | 一个教堂在举行一场葬礼。 | en-zh-cn |
You have to imagine a medieval church, and everyone is weeping in great tears, except one man. | Уявіть cобі цю середньовічну церкву, усі невтішно ридають, окрім одного чоловіка. | en-uk |
And the priest notices that one man isn't crying, and at the end of the service, the priest goes up to the one man, and he says, "Did you know the dead man?" | Священник замечает, что мужчина не плачет, по окончании службы подходит к нему и спрашивает: «Вы знали усопшего?» | en-ru |
The men says, "Yes, I did." | El hombre dice: "Sí, lo conocía". | en-es |
And he said, "Well, why aren't you crying?" | De priester zegt: "Waarom huilt u dan niet?" | en-nl |
And he said, "Well, I would have, but I don't belong to this parish." | 男子说，“我本来打算哭的， 但是我不属于这个教区。” | en-zh-cn |
You'll have to accept that 1,000 years ago that was a killer. | Вас це здивує, але тисячу років тому це був убивчий анекдот. | en-uk |
(Laughter) But it does teach us something interesting about comedy: that to understand a joke, you have to belong to the parish. | (risate) Comunque, ci insegna qualcosa di interessante sulla commedia: per capire una barzelletta, devi appartenere alla parrocchia. | en-it |
Let me tell you what I mean. | Що я маю на увазі... | en-uk |
To understand a joke, you have to belong to the parish, that community of understanding, and if you feel you belong to that community of understanding, of getting the joke, then you will laugh at almost anything that reinforces your sense of belonging to that group. | Щоб зрозуміти жарт, потрібно належати до його парафії, до тієї спільноти, яка його розуміє. Якщо ви почуваєтеся у своїй тарілці серед певної групи людей, ви будете сміятися чи не з усього, що зміцнює ваше відчуття приналежності до цієї юрби. | en-uk |
Jokes connect us, they embrace us. | ジョークは人を結びつけ 暖かく受け入れてくれます | en-ja |
And in sheer gratitude for that embrace, our mouths open, our chests fill with air, and our bodies do something utterly extraordinary: they make a noise that no other creature has, or will ever make in the entire history of the universe -- laughter. | i iz čiste zahvalnosti za taj zagrljaj, usta nam se otvaraju, pluća nam se pune zrakom, a naša tijela čine nešto posve neobično - proizvode zvuk koji ni jedno drugo biće nema, niti će ikad izvesti u cijeloj povijesti svemira - smijeh. | en-hr |
And what a privilege it is to be able to make someone else laugh. | І який це привілей - розсмішити когось. | en-uk |
So when you make someone else laugh, you're not just being funny. | Όταν λοιπόν κάνετε κάποιον να γελάσει, δεν είστε απλώς αστείοι. | en-el |
It's not a trivial thing. | Це не якась незначна річ. | en-uk |
You are inducers of hope, embracers of strangers, eradicators of hopelessness, you are physicians, and peacemakers. | Vocês estão sendo instigadores de esperança, acolhedores de estranhos, erradicadores da desesperança, vocês são médicos e pacificadores. | en-pt-br |
I'd like to read you a little statement. | Θα ήθελα να σας διαβάσω μια μικρή δήλωση. | en-el |
It's a quote, and I wrote it down. | 这是一段引用，我把它记下来了。 | en-zh-cn |
It goes like this, "Comedy is the clash of one point of view colliding with another, one sensibility with another, high with low, East with West, light with dark, old with the young; a collision of two worldviews of two civilizations; and like two pieces of flint being struck together, a life-saving spark is given off and with this spark, you can light a fire." | 这么写的： “幽默是观点的碰撞， 感情的碰撞， 开心和不开心，东方和西方， 明与暗，老与少， 两种世界观， 两个文明之间的碰撞； 就像两块打火石 相互碰撞一样， 迸发出救命的火花， 靠着这一点火花， 就能燃起熊熊大火。“ | en-zh-cn |
I thought that was a wonderful quote. I wrote it this morning. | בעיני זאת ציטטה נהדרת. כתבתי אותה הבוקר. | en-he |
(Laughter) I'd like to give you an example of how humor can be used to break down rigid thinking and entrenched positions. | (Γέλια) Θέλω να σας δώσω ένα παράδειγμα πώς μπορεί να χρησιμοποιηθεί το χιούμορ για να καταρρίψει τον άκαμπτο τρόπο σκέψης και τις παγιωμένες θέσεις. | en-el |
In 1995, during the Second Intifada, Palestinian Intifada, I was in London, and I went to see the great Jewish comedian Jackie Mason. | В 1995 году, во время второй Интифады — партизанской войны палестинцев — я был в Лондоне и отправился на выступление отличного еврейского комика Джеки Мэйсона. | en-ru |
Terrific, very controversial in some of his comments. | Τρομερός, αλλά κάποια από τα σχόλιά του είναι αμφιλεγόμενα. | en-el |
He was doing his normal show, very funny, and then at one point he said, he wanted to become very serious, and of course, if you know Jackie Mason, the audience became very anxious that Jackie would say one of his very controversial things, and, in fact, he did. | いつも通り 非常に面白いライブでしたが 途中で 大真面目な話をしたい と言い出しました 観客はどよめきました 彼を知っている人なら当然の反応です 観客はどよめきました 彼を知っている人なら当然の反応です また とんでもない問題発言をするのでは と懸念したのです 実際そうでした | en-ja |
He said, "I want to speak about the Palestinian question," and you could feel the tension in the audience rose tremendously. | 「パレスチナ問題について 話させてほしい」と言い 観客席の空気が恐ろしくこわばったのが 肌で感じられるほどでした | en-ja |
And he said - this is what he said. | Y esto es lo que el dijo: | en-es |
He said, "I believe that Benjamin Netanyahu wants peace. | Rekao je, „Ja vjerujem da Benjamin Netanyahu želi mir. | en-hr |
I believe this. | Я справді у це вірю. | en-uk |
In fact, I think he would give back the West Bank to the Palestinian people this very day, this very day; but he can't, because it's already in his wife's name." | De hecho, creo que devolvería Cisjordania a los palestinos hoy mismo, hoy mismo; pero no puede, porque ya está a nombre de su esposa". | en-es |
(Laughter) And the laughter in this primarily Jewish audience was so pronounced, it went on for five minutes. | (Risas) Y la risa, en esta audiencia principalmente judía, fue tan notoria que duró cinco minutos. | en-es |
It was hysterical. | Fue muy gracioso. | en-es |
And in that five minutes, you couldn't help but feel that the possibility of peace had been advanced in some way, that somehow, compromise was just a little closer at hand, and that's what laughter can do. | 在那五分钟里， 你不禁感受到- 实现和平的可能性， 某种程度上说，加大了； 似乎和解就在眼前； 这就是笑声带来的魔力。 | en-zh-cn |
If we can laugh together, we can live together. | 共に笑えるなら 共存することだって できます | en-ja |
You know what I think the secret of life is? | Ξέρετε ποιο νομίζω ότι είναι το μυστικό της ζωής; | en-el |
Some people would say, it's knowledge, but for me we don't seem to learn very much in our human evolution. | Van, aki szerint a tudás, de szerintem nem sokat tanultunk az emberi evolúcióból. | en-hu |
History is a wonderful teacher, but we seem to be very poor students. | La storia è un'insegnante meravigliosa, ma noi non siamo bravi studenti. | en-it |
For me, I think, it's laughter. | Za mene je to, mslim, smijeh. | en-hr |
Laughter, the husband of truth, the arch enemy of dogma, transmuting the dross of existence into gold. | A nevetés az igazság sáfára, a dogmák ádáz ellensége, amely a sárból aranyat csinál. | en-hu |
Someone asked me recently, "How do you want to die? Do you have any ideas?" | Alguém me perguntou recentemente: "Como você quer morrer? Você tem alguma ideia? | en-pt-br |
And I thought for a moment, and I said, "I think I want to die like my father did, quietly, in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." | Σκέφτηκα για ένα λεπτό, και είπα, «Νομίζω ότι θέλω να πεθάνω όπως ο πατέρας μου, ήσυχα, στον ύπνο του, όχι ουρλιάζοντας όπως οι επιβάτες του». | en-el |
(Laughter) The final line of any joke is called the punchline in English, and in German, in "Deutsch" I believe, it's "die Poente." | （笑） あらゆるジョークの最後の一言は 英語で「パンチライン（オチ）」と呼ばれ ドイツ語では「die Poente」 と呼ばれていますよね | en-ja |
It's the line where the miracle happens; the line where we're surprised by something that is revealed, and from that surprise is released joy. | השורה בה מתחולל הנס; השורה שמפתיעה אותנו במה שנחשף לפנינו, ומהפתעה הזאת פורצת שמחה. | en-he |
And my parting wish for you all here today is that your own life be a joke. | Και η αποχαιρετιστήρια ευχή μου σε όλους εσάς εδώ σήμερα είναι η ζωή σας να είναι ένα αστείο. | en-el |
(Laughter) Yes, I want all your lives to be a joke, and that they have punchlines; that they have (German) "die Poente," as good as "No, they are for the funeral," "It's already in his wife's name," "Not screaming like his passengers," and "Thank you for flying Lufthansa." | (risate) Sì, voglio che le vostre vite siano uno scherzo con <i>punchlines</i>; con <i>die Poente</i>, come "No, sono per il funerale", "E' già nel nome di sua moglie", "Non urlando come i suoi passeggeri" e "Grazie per aver volato con Lufthansa". | en-it |
Stay funny. Keep laughing. Peace. | 茶目っ気を忘れず 笑い続けてください ピース | en-ja |
Spoons. | Lepels. | en-nl |
Cardboard boxes. | קופסאות קרטון | en-he |
Toddler-size electric trains. | Comboios elétricos para crianças. | en-pt |
Holiday ornaments. | રજા અલંકારો. | en-gu |
Bounce houses. | Φουσκωτοί παιδότοποι. | en-el |
Blankets. | 담요 | en-ko |
Baskets. | Korpe. | en-sr |
Carpets. | Tepisi. | en-sr |
Tray tables. | ဗန်းစားပွဲတွေ။ | en-my |
Smartphones. | 智能手机。 | en-zh-cn |
Pianos. | 피아노 | en-ko |
Robes. | Cicatakaró. | en-hu |
Photographs. | ફોટોગ્રાફ્સ. | en-gu |
What do all of these things have in common, aside from the fact they're photos that I took in the last three months, and therefore, own the copyright to? | O que têm em comum todas estas coisas para além de serem fotos que tirei nos últimos três meses? E, portanto, detenho os direitos de autor. | en-pt |
(Laughter) They're all inventions that were created with the benefit of language. | (Gülüşmeler) Bunların hepsi dilin faydalarıyla üretilmiş icatlar. | en-tr |
None of these things would have existed without language. | 언어가 없었다면 아무것도 존재하지 못했을 겁니다. | en-ko |
Imagine creating any one of those things or, like, building an entire building like this, without being able to use language or without benefiting from any knowledge that was got by the use of language. | 그 발명품들 중 하나를 만든다고 하죠. 예를 들어, 이렇게 생긴 모양의 건물을 세우는데, 언어를 사용는 능력이 없거나, 혹은 언어 사용으로 습득한 지식을 이용하지 못한다고 상상해봅시다. | en-ko |
Basically, language is the most important thing in the entire world. | Esasen, dil tüm dünyadaki en önemli şey. | en-tr |
All of our civilization rests upon it. | Tüm bu medeniyet ona bağlı. | en-tr |
And those who devote their lives to studying it -- both how language emerged, how human languages differ, how they differ from animal communication systems -- are linguists. | 那些终生致力于研究语言的人—— 语言是怎么出现的， 人类的语言为什么有差异， 与动物的交流系统有什么不同—— 是语言学家。 | en-zh-cn |
Formal linguistics is a relatively young field, more or less. | A linguística formal é um campo relativamente novo. | en-pt-br |
And it's uncovered a lot of really important stuff. | 정말 중요한 것들을 많이 발견해왔습니다. | en-ko |
Like, for example, that human communication systems differ crucially from animal communication systems, that all languages are equally expressive, even if they do it in different ways. | 예를 들면, 인간의 의사소통 체계는 동물의 의사소통 체계와 매우 다르다는 점, 모든 언어가 비록 방식은 다를지라도 동일한 정도의 표현력이 있다는 것을요. | en-ko |
And yet, despite this, there are a lot of people who just love to pop off about language like they have an equal understanding of it as a linguist, because, of course, they speak a language. | Mas, apesar disso, há muitas pessoas que gostam de bater de frente quando se trata de línguas, como se elas tivessem o mesmo entendimento que um linguista, porque, é claro, elas falam uma língua. | en-pt-br |
And if you speak a language, that means you have just as much right to talk about its function as anybody else. | E, quem fala uma língua, tem tanto direito de falar da sua função como qualquer outro. | en-pt |
Imagine if you were talking to a surgeon, and you say, "Listen, buddy. | અને તમે કહો છો, "સાંભળો, સાથી મારે હમણાં 40 વર્ષથી હૃદય મેળવ્યું છે | en-gu |
I've had a heart for, like, 40 years now. | ကျွန်တော် အသက် ၄၀ ရှိလာပြီ၊ | en-my |
I think I know a thing or two about aortic valve replacements. | 我觉得我了解一些 主动脉瓣置换术的事情。 | en-zh-cn |
I think my opinion is just as valid as yours." | mi opinión es tan válida como la tuya". | en-es |
And yet, that's exactly what happens. | É exatamente o que sucede. | en-pt |
This is Neil deGrasse Tyson, saying that in the film "Arrival," he would have brought a cryptographer -- somebody who can unscramble a message in a language they already know -- rather than a linguist, to communicate with the aliens, because what would a linguist -- why would that be useful in talking to somebody speaking a language we don't even know? | Neil deGrasse Tyson ရဲ့ "Arrival," ကားကို မှတ်မိကြမယ်ဆိုရင်၊ ဒီပြင်ဂြိုဟ်သားတွေနဲ့ ဆက်သွယ် ပြောဆိုနိုင်ဖို့အတွက် သူဟာ လျှိုဝှက်စာတွေကို ဖြေနိုင်သူကို ရှာဖွေယူဖို့ လိုအပ်မယ်၊ ဘာသာဗေဒပညာရှင်ကို ခေါ်မယ်ဆိုရင် ဂြိုလ်သားတွေနဲ့ဆက်သွယ်ပြောဆိုတဲ့အခါမှာ ဂြိုလ်သားတွေရဲ့ ဘာသာစကားကို ဘာမှ မသိတဲ့ ဘာသာဗေဒ ပညာရှင်ဟာ အဲဒီလို အခြေအနေမျိုးထဲမှာ ဘယ်လိုမှာမှ အသုံးဝင်မှာ မဟုတ်လို့ပါ။ | en-my |
Though, of course, the "Arrival" film is not off the hook. | Iako, naravno, film „Dolazak” nije baš bajan. | en-sr |
I mean, come on -- listen, film. Hey, buddy: there are aliens that come down to our planet in gigantic ships, and they want to do nothing except for communicate with us, and you hire one linguist? | Quero dizer, fala sério. Escute, filme; olhe aqui: há alienígenas vindo ao nosso planeta em naves gigantescas, eles não querem nada além de se comunicar conosco, e você contrata um único linguista? | en-pt-br |
(Laughter) What's the US government on a budget or something? | (Risos) O governo americano estava a tentar poupar dinheiro? | en-pt |
(Laughter) A lot of these things can be chalked up to misunderstandings, both about what language is and about the formal study of language, about linguistics. | (צחוק) אפשר להסביר הרבה מהדברים האלה כחוסר הבנה, הן בשאלה מהי שפה ובשאלת המחקר הפורמלי של שפה, לגבי בלשנות. | en-he |
And I think there's something that underlies a lot of these misunderstandings that can be summed up by this delightful article in "Forbes," about why high school students shouldn't learn foreign languages. | 我认为支撑这些误区之下的东西 可以由这篇发表在《福布斯》 上的令人愉悦的文章概括， 这是一篇为什么高中生 不应当学习外语的文章。 | en-zh-cn |
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