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(Laughter) And I find that when I post things like these online, the reaction is very similar. | (Risos) Descubro que, quando publico coisas assim on-line, a reação é muito parecida. | en-pt-br |
People come together to share a laugh, to share in that feeling, and then to disburse just as quickly. | אנשים מתכנסים יחד כדי לשתף צחוק, לחלוק את ההרגשה הזו, ולאחר מכן גם להתפזר באותה מהירות | en-he |
(Laughter) Yes, leaving me once again alone. | (Naurua) Niin, taas jäin yksin. | en-fi |
But I think sometimes these little gatherings can be quite meaningful. | Men jag tror att dessa små möten kan vara ganska meningsfulla ibland. | en-sv |
For example, when I graduated from architecture school and I moved to Cambridge, I posted this question: "How many people in your life have you already had your last conversation with?" | برای مثال، وقتی من از مدرسهی معماری فارغالتحصیل شدم و به کمبریج نقل مکان کردم، این سوال را به اشتراک گذاشتم: «با چند نفر در زندیگتان آخرین صحبتتان را داشتهاید؟» | en-fa |
And I was thinking about my own friends who had moved away to different cities and different countries, even, and how hard it would be for me to keep in touch with them. | और मैं सोच रहा था मेरे अपने दोस्त जो दूर चले गए थे विभिन्न शहरों विभिन्न देशों, के लिए यहां तक कि, और यह कितना कठिन होगा मेरे लिए उनके साथ संपर्क में रहना। | en-hi |
But other people started replying and sharing their own experiences. | Otras personas comenzaron a responder y compartir sus propias experiencias. | en-es |
Somebody talked about a family member they had a falling out with. | Seseorang berbicara tentang putus hubungan dengan anggota keluarga. | en-id |
Someone talked about a loved one who had passed away quickly and unexpectedly. | Хтось — про кохану людину, яка раптово пішла з життя. | en-uk |
Someone else talked about their friends from school who had moved away as well. | Неко други је споменуо своје школске пријатеље који су се такође одселили. | en-sr |
But then something really nice started happening. | Mas depois algo muito bom começou a acontecer. | en-pt-br |
Instead of just replying to me, people started replying to each other, and they started to talk to each other and share their own experiences and comfort each other and encourage each other to reach out to that friend that they hadn't spoken to in a while or that family member that they had a falling out with. | Ihmiset eivät enää vastanneet vain minulle vaan toisilleen ja he alkoivat puhua keskenään, jakaa kokemuksia ja lohduttaa toisiaan, rohkaista lähestymään sitä ystävää, jonka kanssa yhteys oli katkennut, tai perheenjäsentä, jonka kanssa oli riitaa. | en-fi |
And eventually, we got this little tiny microcommunity. | ובסופו של דבר, הפכנו למעין מיקרו-קהילה. | en-he |
It felt like this support group formed of all sorts of people coming together. | S-a format un grup de sprijin din oameni de toate tipurile care s-au reunit. | en-ro |
And I think every time we post online, every time we do this, there's a chance that these little microcommunities can form. | Και νομίζω ότι κάθε φορά που δημοσιεύουμε διαδικτυάκα, κάθε φορά που το κάνουμε αυτό, υπάρχει μια πιθανότητα αυτές οι μικρές μικροκοινότητες να μπορούν να δημιουργηθούν. | en-el |
There's a chance that all sorts of different creatures can come together and be drawn together. | C'è la possibilità che una miriade di creature diverse si unisca e si avvicini. | en-it |
And sometimes, through the muck of the internet, you get to find a kindred spirit. | 有時，透過網路的淤泥， 你會找到一個志同道合的人。 | en-zh-tw |
Sometimes that's in the reading the replies and the comments sections and finding a reply that is particularly kind or insightful or funny. | Às vezes é ao ler as respostas e as secções dos comentários que encontramos uma resposta que é particularmente gentil ou perspicaz ou engraçada. | en-pt |
Sometimes that's in going to follow someone and seeing that they already follow you back. | Или подписавшись на кого-то и обнаружив, что этот человек уже подписан на вас. | en-ru |
And sometimes that's in looking at someone that you know in real life and seeing the things that you write and the things that they write and realizing that you share so many of the same interests as they do, and that brings them closer together to you. | Або навіть виявивши, що хтось, про чиє існування ти знав, але раніше не наважувався познайомитися особисто, судячи з постів в Інтернеті, розділяє твої інтереси, і що насправді у вас багато спільного. | en-uk |
Sometimes, if you're lucky, you get to meet another alien. | Ну і якщо пощастить — можна зустріти такого ж прибульця. | en-uk |
[when two aliebns find each other in a strange place, it feels a litle more like home] But I am worried, too, because as we all know, the internet for the most part doesn't feel like this. | [cuando 2 alienígenas se encuentran en un lugar extraño, es como estar en casa] Pero también me preocupa, ya que, como sabemos, la mayoría de Internet no se siente así. | en-es |
We all know that for the most part, the internet feels like a place where we misunderstand each other, where we come into conflict with each other, where there's all sorts of confusion and screaming and yelling and shouting, and it feels like there's too much of everything. | Сви знамо да у већини случајева, интернет изгледа као место где једни друге погрешно схватамо, где се међусобно сукобљавамо, где има свакакве забуне, вриске, вике, дреке и стиче се утисак да свега има превише. | en-sr |
It feels like chaos, and I don't know how to square away the bad parts with the good, because as we know and as we've seen, the bad parts can really, really hurt us. | И я даже не знаю, возможно ли уравновесить всё добро и зло интернета, так как, исходя из опыта, плохое запоминается намного больше. | en-ru |
It feels to me that the platforms that we use to inhabit these online spaces have been designed either ignorantly or willfully to allow for harassment and abuse, to propagate misinformation, to enable hatred and hate speech and the violence that comes from it, and it feels like none of our current platforms are doing enough to address and to fix that. | 我覺得，我們用來 經營這些網路空間的平台， 不論是有意或無意，都是被設計來 允許騷擾和辱罵、傳播錯誤資訊、 讓怨恨和仇恨言論以及它們 所造成的暴力都成為可能， 感覺好像目前所有的平台 都不夠努力去處理、修復這些。 | en-zh-tw |
But still, and maybe probably unfortunately, I'm still drawn to these online spaces, as many others are, because sometimes it just feels like that's where all the people are. | Але, на жаль чи ні, багато з нас продовжують тягнутися до віртуальних просторів, тому що нам здається, ніби там є люди. | en-uk |
And I feel silly and stupid sometimes for valuing these small moments of human connection in times like these. | Y me siento tonto y estúpido, a veces, por valorar estos pequeños momentos de conexión humana en momentos como estos. | en-es |
But I've always operated under this idea that these little moments of humanness are not superfluous. | Mas sempre trabalhei com essa ideia de que esses pequenos momentos de humanidade não são supérfluos. | en-pt-br |
They're not retreats from the world at all, but instead they're the reasons why we come to these spaces. | הם בכלל אינם דרך נסיגה מן העולם, אלא הסיבות לכך שאנחנו מגיעים למרחבים האלה. | en-he |
They are important and vital and they affirm and they give us life. | Ils sont importants, vitaux, ils affirment et nous donnent vie. | en-fr |
And they are these tiny, temporary sanctuaries that show us that we are not as alone as we think we are. | 它们是微小的庇护所， 让我们知道自己 没有想象中孤单。 | en-zh-cn |
And so yes, even though life is bad and everyone's sad and one day we're all going to die -- [look. life is bad. everyones sad. | Jadi ya, walaupun hidup berat dan semua orang sedih dan suatu hari kita semua akan mati -- [lihat. hidup itu buruk. | en-id |
We're all gona die, but i alredy bought this inflatable bouncey castle so are u gona take Ur shoes off or not] I think the inflatable metaphorical bouncy castle in this case is really our relationships and our connections to other people. | Όλοι θα πεθάνουμε, αλλά ήδη αγόρασα αυτό το φουσκωτό κάστρο λοιπόν θα βγάλεις τα παπούτσια σου ή όχι] Νομίζω ότι το μεταφορικά φουσκωτό κάστρο σ' αυτή την περίπτωση είναι αλήθεια οι σχέσεις μας και οι συνδέσεις μας με άλλους ανθρώπους. | en-el |
And so one night, when I was feeling particularly sad and hopeless about the world, I shouted out to the void, to the lonely darkness. | Assim, certa noite, quando eu estava particularmente triste e sem esperança sobre o mundo, gritei para o vazio, para a escuridão solitária. | en-pt-br |
I said, "At this point, logging on to social media feels like holding someone's hand at the end of the world." | Ho detto: "A questo punto, entrare sui social media è come tenere la mano a qualcuno che sta all'altro capo del mondo". | en-it |
And this time, instead of the void responding, it was people who showed up, who started replying to me and then who started talking to each other, and slowly this little tiny community formed. | Atunci, în loc să răspundă vidul, au făcut-o oamenii care mi-au răspuns și care apoi au început să vorbească unii cu alții, astfel că s-a format o mică comunitate. | en-ro |
Everybody came together to hold hands. | सब लोग हाथ पकड़ने के लिए एक साथ आए। | en-hi |
And in these dangerous and unsure times, in the midst of it all, I think the thing that we have to hold on to is other people. | En in deze onveilige en onzekere tijden, te midden van dit alles, moeten we ons denk ik blijven vasthouden aan andere mensen. | en-nl |
And I know that is a small thing made up of small moments, but I think it is one tiny, tiny sliver of light in all the darkness. | So che è una piccola cosa fatta di piccoli momenti, ma penso che sia un minuscolo frammento di luce in tutta questa oscurità. | en-it |
It is said that you're asked to come and give a TEDx talk twice in your career: once on the way up, and once on the way down. | Ze zeggen dat je twee keer in je carrière gevraagd wordt voor een TEDx Talk: een keer wanneer je ster rijzende is en opnieuw tijdens je neergang. | en-nl |
(Laughter) And may I say, "It's great to be back." | （笑） というわけで 「戻って来られて嬉しいです」 | en-ja |
(Laughter) Laughter - that is our theme today. | (Смех) Сегодня наша тема — смех. | en-ru |
Laughter - I may not be able to produce much of it, but will try to shine some light on it, and ask the question: what is it, and what is its role in our lives and in our society? | Lachen -- misschien kan ik jullie niet erg aan het lachen krijgen, maar ik wil het een beetje toelichten en de vraag stellen: wat is het, en wat voor rol speelt het in ons leven en in onze samenleving? | en-nl |
I want to tell you four jokes today. | Ik ga jullie vandaag 4 moppen vertellen. | en-nl |
I'm going to tell you four jokes, and we will derive whatever lessons we may from these four jokes. | Θα σας πω τέσσερα αστεία και από αυτά θα πάρουμε όσα διδάγματα μπορέσουμε. | en-el |
Before I tell you the first joke, as we are in Munich, I'd like to conduct a little experiment. | Prima di dirvi la prima barzelletta, visto che siamo a Monaco, vorrei fare un piccolo esperimento. | en-it |
Some terrible things are said about the German sense of humor specifically that you don't have one. | Se dicen cosas terribles del sentido de humor alemán, específicamente que no tienen uno. | en-es |
(Laughter) And I'd like to put this horrible assumption to the test and do an experiment. | (Сміх) Мені закортіло перевірити це припущення шляхом експерименту. | en-uk |
So when I tell this first joke, I would ask that only the German people here respond. | Mikor elmondom az első viccet, kérem, hogy csak a németek reagáljanak. | en-hu |
(Laughter) To either laugh or not laugh, as you see fit. | (Сміх) Вам вирішувати, сміятися чи ні. | en-uk |
But please, don't force yourself to laugh to skew the results. | Maar dwing jezelf niet om te lachen, dat zou de uitkomst namelijk vertekenen. | en-nl |
(Laughter) This is a scientific experiment, it's terribly serious. | (צחוק) זהו ניסוי מדעי והוא רציני ביותר. | en-he |
So here is the first joke. | Así que, aquí va el primer chiste. | en-es |
There is a man, he is dying in his bed in his home (Laughter) and he smells, coming from the kitchen, the most sublime smell. | 有个人， 他在自己家里的床上奄奄一息。 （笑声） 这时，他闻到从厨房里传来的诱人香味， | en-zh-cn |
It's the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. | De geur van zijn favoriete chocolate chip koekjes. | en-nl |
And with his last strength, he gets out of bed, and he goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. | 男は最後の力を振り絞り ベッドから出て 台所に行くと 50年連れ添った妻がいて 非常に美味しそうな チョコチップクッキーを焼いています | en-ja |
And they are on a plate of four of them, just out of the oven. | 盘子上放着刚出炉的四个曲奇， | en-zh-cn |
And with his last human strength, he reaches over to take one of the biscuits, and his wife sees him, she rushes over, she slaps his hand, and she says, "No, they are for the funeral." | Из последних сил мужчина тянется к одному из печений, но жена замечает это, бросается к нему, бьёт его по руке и говорит: «Нет, это на похороны». | en-ru |
(Laughter) Newsflash, "TEDx talks reveals finally that the Germans have a sense of humor. | （笑声） 好吧。最新报道， “TED 演讲证实德国人是有幽默感的” | en-zh-cn |
(Laughter) So, now a statement, here is a statement for you: those who lose the power to laugh, lose the power to think. | （笑声） 所以，现在我来总结一下： 那些没有能力笑的人， 也没有能力思考。 | en-zh-cn |
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think. | Якщо ви втратите зданість сміятися, то втратите й здатність думати. | en-uk |
If I can put that another way, the smartest people I know in the world are the funniest. | Ik kan het ook anders zeggen: de slimste mensen die ik ken zijn ook het grappigst. | en-nl |
The smarter they are, the funnier. | Όσο πιο έξυπνοι, τόσο πιο αστείοι. | en-el |
And why should that be? | 为什么会这样呢？ | en-zh-cn |
For me, the answer is that seriousness is not the correct response to the absurdity of life. | 私が考える答えはこうです 人生のバカバカしさに 真面目に対応するのは正解ではない | en-ja |
The human comedy that would create beings, such as we, who are sophisticated enough to ask the huge questions, "Why are we here?", "Who are we?", but be really forever denied an answer and left in a state of existential tension which we seek to relieve in various ways, and one of these, the most effective for me is laughter. | на «Человеческую комедию», в которой мы персонажи. Мы достаточно сложны, чтобы задаваться такими глубокими вопросами, как: «зачем мы здесь?», «кто мы?», но обречены никогда не узнать ответа и жить в экзистенциальном напряжении, пытаясь разрешить его разными способами, из которых самый эффективный, на мой взгляд, — смех. | en-ru |
Two old couples are walking down the street. | שני זוגות זקנים הולכים ברחוב. | en-he |
Two women are walking in front of the two men, and one of the men says to the other, "What did you do last night?" | שתי נשים ואחריהם שני גברים. אחד הגברים אומר לשני: "מה עשית אמש?" | en-he |
And the second man says, "Oh, I went to this restaurant. | Второй отвечает: «Я ходил в ресторан. | en-ru |
The food was fantastic, and the prices were great. | "האוכל היה נהדר והמחירים היו מצוינים. | en-he |
Absolutely super." | まさに至福の時間だったよ」 | en-ja |
And the first one says, "Wow, sounds great. | Первый говорит: «Надо же! | en-ru |
What was the name of the restaurant?" | А як називався той ресторан?" | en-uk |
And the second man says, "Oh! | А второй отвечает: | en-ru |
What's the name of that flower that smells great? | 那朵闻起来很香的花叫什么？ | en-zh-cn |
It's red, and on the stems, there are little thorns." | Είναι κόκκινο και στο μίσχο έχει μικρά αγκαθάκια». | en-el |
And the first men says, "Well, that would be the rose." | １人目が答えます 「そりゃ ローズ（バラ）だろう」 | en-ja |
And the second man says, "Of course." | Той відповідає: "Ну звісно..." | en-uk |
"Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" | 「ローズ！ 昨日行ったレストランの 名前は何だったっけ？」 | en-ja |
(Laughter) (Applause) For me, that joke is as priceless as a painting by Monet or a sonnet by Shakespeare. | （笑声） （掌声） 对我来说，那个笑话- 和莫奈的画， 莎士比亚的诗一样无价。 | en-zh-cn |
For me, laughter has always been extremely important. | Για μένα το γέλιο ανέκαθεν ήταν τρομερά σημαντικό. | en-el |
Seriousness - I hope you will agree with this statement - seriousness is dangerous. | A seriedade - espero que vocês concordem, a seriedade é perigosa. | en-pt-br |
Seriousness is dangerous, not just for ourselves but also in society. | A seriedade é perigosa, não apenas para nós, mas também para a sociedade. | en-pt-br |
I think, it's partly that seriousness, the forces of seriousness, of humorlessness, would limit us to narrow thinking, rigid ideology, cruelty, and a tunnel vision whereas humor obliges us to have an open mind. | Em parte, porque a seriedade, as forças da seriedade e da falta de humor nos reduziriam a um pensamento pobre, a uma ideologia rígida, à crueldade e a uma mente fechada, enquanto o humor nos obriga a ter uma mente aberta. | en-pt-br |
It obliges empathy and forgiveness. | Ele nos obriga à empatia e ao perdão. | en-pt-br |
Humor always forgives. | 幽默总是帮助人学会宽恕。 | en-zh-cn |
The relationship between humor and seriousness has long been understood. | A relação entre o humor e a seriedade foi compreendida há muito tempo. | en-pt-br |
Winston Churchill, a famous wit, once said, "You cannot hope to understand the most serious things in life, unless you understand the most humorous." | Уинстон Черчилль, известный острослов, как-то сказал: «Невозможно разбираться в самых важных вещах в жизни, не имея чувства юмора». | en-ru |
The American Civil Rights activist Clarence Darrow wrote, "If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." | Američki aktivist za građanska prava, Clarence Darrow, piše, „Izgubite li moć smijeha, gubite moć razmišljanja.“ | en-hr |
These two men were dealing with politics at a very, very high level, and they knew very well that sometimes only humor can break down entrenched positions and rigid ideology. | Ta su se dvojica bavila politikom na vrlo, vrlo visokom nivou, i vrlo su dobro znali da katkad samo humor može slomiti uvriježene stavove i krutu ideologiju. | en-hr |
There was a flight, a Lufthansa flight from Munich to New York. | Había un vuelo, un vuelo de Lufthansa, desde Múnich a Nueva York. | en-es |
The flight was going very well. | Все йшло чудово. | en-uk |
It was almost in New York, and then there was a tremendous explosion from the right wing of the aircraft, and the captain's voice came over the speaker, and he said, (with German accent) "Ladies and gentlemen, please, we have a problem with the number three engine on the right wing of the aircraft. | המטוס כמעט מגיע לניו-יורק ואז נשמעת התפוצצות אדירה מכיוון הכנף הימנית, וקולו של הקברניט נשמע ברמקולים, והוא אומר: (מבטא גרמני) "אנא, גבירותי ורבותי, "יש לנו בעיה במנוע מס' 3 בכנף ימין של המטוס. | en-he |
Please do not panic, we have four engines on this aircraft. | Παρακαλώ μην πανικοβάλλεστε, το αεροσκάφος έχει τέσσερις κινητήρες. | en-el |
We have... (explosion sound) We also now have a problem with the number one engine, but we have two very good... (explosion sound) We have one engine, but I assure you the pilot is most capable of flying the aircraft with only... | У нас є... (звук вибуху) У нас іще одна проблемка, з першим двигуном, але решта дуже добре... (звук вибуху) У нас всього один двигун, але я гарантую, що пілот уміє вправно керувати літаком навіть із одним... | en-uk |
(explosion sound) Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to make a landing on the water. | (Robbanás hangja) "Höltyeim és uraim, víszre fokunk leszállni. | en-hu |
(Laughter) I will speak to you from the water. Please do not panic." | (Risos) Falarei com vocês quando estivermos na água, por favor, sem pânico". | en-pt-br |
The Lufthansa pilot, of course, makes a spectacular landing on the water. | De Lufthansapiloot maakt natuurlijk een spectaculaire landing op het water. | en-nl |
And then, the captain's voice comes over the speaker again, and he says, "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for following my instructions. | Капітан знову звернувся до пасажирів: "Пані та панове, дякую, що дотримувалися моїх вказівок. | en-uk |
Now, please listen very, very carefully to what I am about to say. | A sad molim poslušajte vrlo, vrlo pažljivo ono što ću vam sada reći. | en-hr |
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