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And we were pregnant with our second child. | és a másodikat vártuk éppen. | en-hu |
And we were trying to figure out how we were going to fix this whole thing of this money situation, and she said, "Hey, babe, I've got a great idea." | 経済的な問題を どう立て直すか考えていたとき 妻はこう言いました 「ねえ あなた いいアイデアがあるわ」 | en-ja |
I said, "What's up?" | "nedir?" dedim Dedi ki, "bence senden güzel ev erkeği olur." | en-tr |
She said, "I think you'd be a great stay-at-home dad." | Ze zei: "Volgens mij zou je een fantastische huisvader zijn." | en-nl |
(Laughter) I was like, "Why would you say something like that?" | » (Rires) Je lui ai demandé : « Pourquoi tu dis ça ? | en-fr |
(Laughter) She said, "Because babies like you." | (خنده) گفت:«چون نوزادها دوستت دارند.» | en-fa |
(Laughter) I was like, "No, they don't." | (צחוק) ואני אמרתי, "לא, הם לא". | en-he |
She was like, "No, they do like you. | 她说，“不，他们喜欢。 | en-zh-cn |
And I think it would be great for our children to see what love looks like, coming from a father." | E credo che sarebbe fantastico per i nostri figli vedere cos'è l'amore di un padre." | en-it |
I was like, OK. | قلت: حسناً. | en-ar |
(Laughter) So, I had issues with this, because I haven't seen a lot of stay-at-home dads before and I thought men would judge me, so get this, I said this -- please don't be offended -- I said, "Uh, you know, that sounds boring. | (Γέλιο) Εγώ προβληματιζόμουν, γιατί δεν είχα ξαναδεί πατεράδες να κάθονται στο σπίτι και σκέφτηκα ότι οι άντρες θα με έκριναν, και είπα αυτό - παρακαλώ χωρίς παρεξήγηση. Είπα: «Ξέρεις, αυτό ακούγεται βαρετό, | en-el |
And what do stay-at-home moms do all day, anyway?" | "De resto, o que é que as mães que ficam em casa fazem?" | en-pt |
Audience: Ooh! | הקהל: אווו! | en-he |
She smiled at me a smile only a woman full of knowledge can smile (Laughter) and said, "Well, this should be easy for you. | Ze gaf me een glimlach terug die enkel een wijze vrouw kan hebben. (Gelach) en ze zei: "Voor jou zal het dan gemakkelijk zijn. | en-nl |
And it will save us some money, it seems like a no-brainer." | "Ve para da biriktirebileceğiz, kolay bir karar gibi görünüyor." | en-tr |
(Laughter) Fast-forward six months, I'd been a stay-at-home dad for about a week. | (Смех) Перемотаем на шесть месяцев дальше. Я домохозяин примерно неделю. | en-ru |
(Laughter) I was standing in my bathroom, looking into the mirror (Laughter) crying, tears -- (Laughter) running all down my face. | （笑聲） 我站在浴室裡，望著鏡子…… （笑聲） 哭泣，眼淚…… （笑聲） 不停地流下來。 | en-zh-tw |
(Laughter) My one-and-a-half-year-old was banging on the bathroom door -- because I locked them out, you know -- (Laughter) crying, tears running down his face. | (Gelach) Mijn kind van anderhalf jaar bonsde op de deur omdat ik hem buitengesloten had. (Gelach) Hij huilde tranen met tuiten. | en-nl |
And my newborn was in the bassinet, crying, tears running down his face. | A drugie, młodsze dziecko leżało w łóżeczku i też płakało jak bóbr. | en-pl |
I looked at myself in the mirror, and I said ... | Je me suis regardé dans le miroir et j'ai dit : | en-fr |
"Which friend can you call to call in a bomb threat? | „Кога да позовем да јави да је бомба постављена? | en-sr |
We've got to get out of here." | Морамо се извући из овога.“ | en-sr |
(Laughter) See, I had traded my manager for my children. | (Risate) Vedete, avevo scambiato il mio capo per i miei figli. | en-it |
I didn't know what I got myself into. | Non sapevo in cosa mi ero messo. | en-it |
I thought I knew everything about being a stay-at-home parent, and in fact, I knew nothing at all. | Pensé que lo sabía todo sobre ser amo de casa, pero, de hecho, no sabía absolutamente nada. | en-es |
Because even though my manager was -- well, at least my children were a lot cuter than my manager, they were just as demanding. | Porque aunque mi jefe era... pero, al menos mis hijos eran mucho más lindos que mi jefe, pero igual de exigentes. | en-es |
(Video) Child: Wipe my butt. | (영상)아이: 엉덩이 닦아줘. | en-ko |
Papa, wipe my butt. | Baba, popomu temizle. | en-tr |
(Laughter) Wipe my butt. | (웃음) 엉덩이 닦아 달라고요. | en-ko |
(Laughter) GH: What had I gotten myself into? | (Risos) GH: No que fui me meter? | en-pt-br |
I thought I knew everything about being a stay-at-home parent -- in fact, I knew nothing. | Ik dacht dat ik alles wist over huisvader zijn. Maar ik wist niets. | en-nl |
I thought that all I had to do was feed them, change their diapers, and they'd be fine. | Pensé que solo tenía que alimentarlos, cambiarles los pañales y todo estaría bien. | en-es |
Like, I really thought that's it. | Pensava mesmo que era só isso. | en-pt |
"Sesame Street" on TV, keep them distracted, apple sauce in a bowl, milk in a bottle, they'd be fine. | 『セサミストリート』で 子供の注意をそらせておき おやつを与えておけば OKだと思っていました | en-ja |
But if you leave children alone, they'll get into just a little bit of mischief. | 但是当你把他们单独留着， 他们就会开始瞎胡闹。 | en-zh-cn |
(Video) Child: Hi. | (Video) Niño: Hola. | en-es |
GH: Where is the powder? | ГГ: Где мука? | en-ru |
Child: I don't know. | 아이: 몰라요. | en-ko |
GH: Well, where did you put it, where did it -- Who did it? | GH: 说吧，把它放哪儿了， 谁干的？ | en-zh-cn |
Child 1: No, you did it! Child 2: No, you did it! | （子供１） おまえだ （子供２） ちがう おまえだ | en-ja |
(Laughter) GH: You know what else I thought I knew about being a stay-at-home parent? | (Gelach) Wist je wat ik nog dacht te weten over huisvader zijn? | en-nl |
I thought that all I had to do was take them to the park once a week, because if I took them to the park once a week, they'd be fine. | Pensé que solo tenía que llevarlos al parque una vez por semana porque si los llevaba al parque una vez por semana, estaría bien. | en-es |
In fact, I knew nothing at all. | De fato, eu não sabia nada. | en-pt-br |
If you take kids to park every day then that means they get dirty every day. | Als je kinderen elke dag naar het park meeneemt dan worden ze elke dag smerig. | en-nl |
If they got dirty every day, they need baths every day, if they got baths every day -- I just don't think you understand, see, having two kids under two, you end up changing over 20 dirty diapers a day, OK. | Aν λερώνονται κάθε μέρα, χρειάζονται μπάνιο κάθε μέρα, αν κάνουν μπάνιο κάθε μέρα... Μάλλον δεν συνειδητοποιείτε ότι έχοντας δύο παιδιά κάτω των δύο, καταλήγεις να αλλάζεις πάνω από 20 βρώμικες πάνες τη μέρα. | en-el |
And if you give them a bath, that's just more nakedness. | 如果為他們洗澡， 脫掉尿布的次數就更多， | en-zh-tw |
(Laughter) And a higher probability of getting peed on, and no one likes getting peed on, even if it's from a baby. | (웃음) 오줌을 맞을 더 높은 가능성과 누구도 오줌 맞는 걸 좋아하진 않잖아요, 아이가 그래도 말이죠. | en-ko |
(Laughter) But I read this article by Father Lee which cites a survey done by two detergent companies, Omo and Persil. | (Rires) Par contre, j'ai lu un article de Père Lee qui cite un sondage réalisé par Omo et Persil, deux fabricants de lessive. | en-fr |
And they did this study and it said, that at two hours a day, prisoners get more outside time than children. | Hanno fatto questa ricerca che diceva che con due ore al giorno, i prigionieri passano più tempo all'aperto dei bambini. | en-it |
That convicted me and so we went outside. | Poczułem się winny i wyszliśmy z domu. | en-pl |
(Video) (Music) (Laughter) GH: See, I knew nothing about being a stay-at-home parent, and once I embraced the fact that I knew nothing, I began to learn from my new managers. | (영상)(음악) (웃음) 글렌 헨리: 네, 부모가 되는 법에 대해 아무것도 몰랐습니다. 제가 아무것도 모른다는 사실을 받아들였을 때 제 새로운 선배들에게 배우기 시작했습니다. | en-ko |
And I always was told that as a stay-at-home parent, you get no sleep. | 私はいつも周りに 専業で育児をしていると 寝る時間がなくなる と聞いていました | en-ja |
Or as a parent in general, you get no sleep. | ou qu'un simple parent ne dort pas. | en-fr |
But that's not true, because if you sleep when they do, you actually can get some sleep. | Но это неправда, потому что если спать когда и они, реально можно немного поспать. | en-ru |
(Laughter) You know what else I thought as a stay-at-home parent? | （笑声） 你们知道还有啥全职奶爸的体会吗？ | en-zh-cn |
I though I knew that the best way to teach kids right from wrong was to discipline them, because that would make sure they understood right from wrong, the pain, the fear -- that would teach them. | J'étais sûr que la façon d'inculquer aux enfants le Bien et le Mal était de les punir pour assurer qu'ils distinguent ces deux notions. La douleur et la peur le leur apprendraient. | en-fr |
But the truth is, the best way to teach my children right from wrong is to teach them. | La verità è che il modo migliore per insegnare giusto e sbagliato è insegnarglielo. | en-it |
Take out a whiteboard and draw pictures and make connections that they can understand. | خذ لوحة بيضاء وارسم صورًا واخلق روابط يمكنهم فهمها. | en-ar |
That was the best way. | Esa era la mejor forma. | en-es |
A lot of these images you're seeing are coming from my YouTube channel, "Beleaf in Fatherhood." | خیلی از عکسهایی که میبینید از کانال یوتیوب من آمدند، «باور به پدر بودن.» | en-fa |
I document the misadventures of being a stay-at-home dad. | Није савршено; само показује да покушавам. | en-sr |
And it's not perfect, it's just showing that I'm trying. | Nem vagyok tökéletes, csak próbálkozom. | en-hu |
And I'm not trying to be an example but just proof that it's possible for whoever else is doing this. | وأنا لا أحاول أن أكون نموذجاً ولكن مجرد دليل أن الأمر ممكنًا لأي شخص آخر يفعل هذا. | en-ar |
You know what I also knew about being a stay-at-home parent? | Sabem o que mais eu sabia sobre ser um pai-de-casa? | en-pt-br |
I knew that children needed love, but I just didn't know what love looked like. | Eu sabia que as crianças precisavam de amor, mas não sabia como era o amor. | en-pt |
(Video) (Music) GH: It turns out putting diapers on your head and play-fighting until the kids fall asleep is a great way to love your kids. | (Video) (Müzik) GH: Bir bezi başınızın üstüne koymanın ve çocuklar uykuya yenik düşene kadar boğuşmanın çocuklarınıza sevgi göstermenin en iyi yol olduğu ortaya çıktı. | en-tr |
So, I was learning a lot, but it's not all fun and boogers, is it? | Sokat tanultam, de nem minden móka és kacagás, igaz? | en-hu |
(Laughter) I asked a group of stay-at-home parents what's the hardest thing, the thing they underestimated most about being stay-at-home parents, and they said that the loneliness was one of those things. | （笑） 自宅育児をしている親に 最も大変なことは何か そして 最も軽く見ていたことは 何かと尋ねると 孤独感がその１つであると分かりました | en-ja |
Not having someone else to talk to, feeling inadequate, feeling selfish for wanting me-time. | 話し相手がいなくて 自分は不適格ではと感じたり 自分の時間を求めることが 自分勝手と思えたりするんです | en-ja |
And nursery rhymes suck. | 동요는 형편없죠. | en-ko |
(Laughter) Like, really, "Mary Had a Little Lamb" is cool the first couple of times, but after all these years on repeat, you wonder why Mary just ain't make herself a wool skirt and have lamb chops, you know what I'm saying? | (Смех) Као, заиста, „Мери је имала мало јагње“ је занимљива првих неколико пута, али након свих ових година понављања, питате се зашто Мери није себи направила вунену сукњу и појела јагњеће одреске, зар не? | en-sr |
(Laughter) The one thing I underestimated most was the emotional fatigue. | (Γέλιο) Το πράγμα που υποτίμησα, ήταν η αισθηματική κούραση. | en-el |
See, I was an artist, so I'd write songs for other artists. | لقد كنت فنانًا، لذا كنت أكتب أغاني لفنانين آخرين | en-ar |
Because that's how I made money from home. | Я так зарабатывал из дома. | en-ru |
But when you're with your kids all day, you become emotionally tired. | Αλλά όταν είσαι όλη μέρα με τα παιδιά, κουράζεσαι αισθηματικά. | en-el |
And that means all your creativity comes from your emotions, so you’re just tapped out, you're done. | Isso significa que toda a criatividade vem das nossas emoções por isso, desistimos, estamos fartos. | en-pt |
So you become done with time. | Si è stanchi del tempo. | en-it |
Nap time, time-tables, time-out, time like to cook, with all types of time, you're just done. | O tempo para a sesta, os horários, as pausas, o tempo para cozinhar, ficamos fartos com todos os tipos de tempo. | en-pt |
You had no time for anything. | Nie ma czasu na nic. | en-pl |
And some people are done with their spouse as a stay-at-home parent. | Y algunas personas se hartan de sus parejas | en-es |
Because the spouse just doesn't get it. | Perché il partner non capisce. | en-it |
I was talking to a friend of mine, he said, "Man, I come home from work, drawers are open, clothes hanging outside the drawers, the kids are still in their pajamas ... | Я как-то говорил с другом, он говорит: «Чувак, я прихожу с работы домой, ящики открыты, одежда свисает с ящиков, дети всё ещё в пижаме... | en-ru |
And it can't be that hard to have dinner ready when I get home, right?" | Não pode ser tão difícil ter o jantar pronto quando eu chego em casa! | en-pt-br |
(Laughter) Start to freak out, you know what I'm saying? | (Nevetés) Kezdett bekattanni, értik? | en-hu |
(Laughter) He was trying to confide in me -- (Laughter) I said, "You have no idea what you're talking about." | (צחוק) הוא ניסה לשתף איתי -- (צחוק) אמרתי, "אין לך מושג על מה אתה מדבר". | en-he |
(Laughter) She wakes up every morning, tired from the night before, baby attached to her breast, dropping this kid off at school, and taking this one to the park. | （笑声） 她每天早上从 前一晚的疲惫中醒来， 婴儿还挂在她胸口， 送完这个去上学， 再带另一个去公园。 要洗的衣服堆的比天高， | en-zh-cn |
Laundry piles up to the skies, he has a conversation on the phone for an hour with your mom about God knows what, takes the dog you wanted for a walk ... | annenle bir saat telefonda konuşur Allah bilir ne konuda, senin eve aldığın köpeği yürüyüşe çıkartır. (Gülüşmeler) | en-tr |
(Laughter) And nobody died, bro. | (ضحك) ولم تحدث خسائر يا صديقي. | en-ar |
She kept your kids alive all day, that's hard." | 她让你的孩子活过了一整天， 这很困难的，好嘛。“ | en-zh-cn |
(Laughter) I have become an advocate for stay-at-home parents. | (ضحك) لقد أصبحت محامياً لحقوق الأهل المقيمين بالمنزل. | en-ar |
Because finally, I was standing in their shoes. | Потому что наконец я встал на их место. | en-ru |
Because when you're standing in someone else's shoes, you see the world from a different perspective. | Ao nos colocarmos no lugar de outros, vemos o mundo de uma outra perspectiva. Quando começamos a dar passos são como passos de nenê, cambaleando. | en-pt-br |
And when you start to take steps, it feels like baby steps, wobbling. | و وقتی شروع به قدم برداشتن میکنی، مثل بچهها تاتی تاتی میکنی. | en-fa |
But then they turn into stomps. | Међутим, они прерасту у стројеве кораке. | en-sr |
And you start making footprints for the next generation to walk in. | Toruje się drogę następnemu pokoleniu. | en-pl |
See, we're walking on a certain path, as parents. | Seguimos un cierto camino como padres, estamos todos juntos en esto. | en-es |
We're all in this together. | We zitten allemaal in hetzelfde schuitje. | en-nl |
No one can deny that family is one of the biggest foundations in anyone's life. | Нико не може да порекне да је породица један од највећих темеља у било чијем животу. | en-sr |
And we're all walking on this path, and we're pulling these thickets out of the way, and these thorns, making it easier for the ones coming after us. | 그리고 우리는 모두 이 길을 걷고 있고 우리는 덤불들과 가시들을 이 길에서 밀어내고 있습니다. 우리를 뒤따라오는 아이들이 더욱 편안하도록 말이죠. | en-ko |
It turns out, parenting has a lot more to do with landscaping. | 事實證明，養兒育女與造景相關。 | en-zh-tw |
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