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i live alone in this flat, and i don't think i should live alone because i'm quite scared of everything. you know? like my microwave, for instance. i'm terrified of my microwave. because it goes up to an hour. | H | 5.285714 | 4.714286 | 5.285714 | 878 | Male |
who is microwaving for an hour? here, take 20- | H | 5.777778 | 5.111111 | 4.777778 | 878 | Male |
you don't need an hour, do you? | H | 5.6 | 4.8 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
you know, my cats exploded after 10. so, it was a nightmare. | H | 4 | 5 | 4.4 | 878 | Male |
i think they should put instructions on cats. lost five and a tumble dryer last week. it was a nightmare. but i have got two new pairs of slippers. so. | H | 5.1 | 5.4 | 5 | 878 | Male |
and a spare one if anyone wants a pencil case. there we go. special offer, today only. oh, god. | H | 5.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 878 | Male |
i'm also scared. i've got window cleaners, right? i've got window cleaners. | H | 5.8 | 4.8 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
but they're not like normal window cleaners. my window cleaners- | N | 4.833333 | 4.333333 | 4.833333 | 878 | Male |
... abseil down the side of my building with weegees and without warning. | U | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 878 | Male |
right? i was trying to have my breakfast the other day. i thought navy seals were after my coco pops. | H | 5.909091 | 5.636364 | 5.636364 | 878 | Male |
i almost turned the milk chocolatey. it's not a good look. but the worst thing, the worst thing- | H | 5.6 | 4.6 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
... now about living alone is they keep finding bodies in the canal next to my flat. and if they're finding so many, i'm starting to suspect myself. | H | 5.416667 | 4.833333 | 4.916667 | 878 | Male |
i live alone with a rabbit, and i'm pretty sure she can't testify in court. | H | 5.2 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 878 | Male |
... fucked, right? because i'm like, if you don't know me personally, i'm quite a quiet guy that keeps himself to himself. and that's like the worst thing you can do in that situation. | D | 5.6 | 3.6 | 5.4 | 878 | Male |
basically what i'm trying to say is i'm either doing it in my sleep or someone's trying to frame me. and either way- | C | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 878 | Male |
... i'll probably be doing my next edinburgh show via skype. so, that'll be good. look out for that. | X | 4.666667 | 5.111111 | 5.333333 | 878 | Male |
i thought it'd be really fun to spend christmas alone. it's not. i cried three times. | X | 4 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 878 | Male |
we bought a zoo a back to back, because it's my favorite film. and it's beautiful. no, it is a work of cinematic artistry. | H | 6.083333 | 5.833333 | 6.083333 | 878 | Male |
matt damon's in it, and scarlett johannson. and it's like a lion, but the lion dies. spoiler alert. | N | 5.4 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 878 | Male |
and they've got a little girl and there's a little boy, and he lets the snakes out- | H | 5.5 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 878 | Male |
... the box. go and watch it. you will cry. | N | 4.909091 | 4.181818 | 5.181818 | 878 | Male |
i went and spent christmas day alone. | C | 5 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 878 | Male |
i thought it'd be dead fun, because i'd be in charge of my own day. i'd sort of be in charge of things. | H | 5.2 | 4.6 | 5 | 878 | Male |
so, i did what anyone would do if they wanted a really good christmas dinner, and i went to mcdonald's. | H | 5 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 878 | Male |
yeah, you're right. it's a bad choice. it was a bad choice, right? | D | 5.8 | 4.4 | 5.8 | 878 | Male |
i thought it'd be fun. you know, i'm having a good christmas day. | H | 5.2 | 4.6 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
i'm going to be in charge of my own christmas dinner. go to order something christmasy, something festive off the festive menu. | H | 5 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 878 | Male |
so, i ordered myself a chicken fiesta and yes, you're right- | H | 5.5 | 5.416667 | 5.333333 | 878 | Male |
edinburgh, that is spanish for chicken party. so, i got the ... it's my favorite joke. | H | 5.909091 | 6.090909 | 5.363636 | 878 | Male |
i got the chicken fiesta. and i put it down on the table, and i started a nomming away. and i was enjoying myself, right, on christmas day. | H | 5.9 | 5.6 | 5.4 | 878 | Male |
i started eating the burger. and i was having a good christmas day until i read what it said on the box. and i remember what it said on the box. it said- | S | 5.5 | 3 | 5.666667 | 878 | Male |
enjoy yourself this festive season. | X | 4.8 | 4.6 | 5 | 878 | Male |
into my face. that's all i knew how to do. so, i just started filling it into my face, and i was full. and i was bloated. | A | 6.090909 | 1.727273 | 5.909091 | 878 | Male |
that sounds like a pretty normal christmas to me. | H | 6.272727 | 5.636364 | 5.636364 | 878 | Male |
oh, god. lazy gentlemen, thank you so much for coming to this show. and more importantly- | N | 5.2 | 5.2 | 4.8 | 878 | Male |
thank you so much for coming up to this festival. because god knows this month there'll be millions of people sat at home watching netflix and slowly dying. so, well done to you for coming out and seeing something with your own face. | H | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5 | 878 | Male |
it's like a privilege these days. anyway, and also people on the podcast, fucking get off your asses, and get on a train, and come up here and give me some money. because- | C | 5.4 | 3.6 | 5.6 | 878 | Male |
anyway, ladies and gentlemen, you've been absolutely fantastic. i've been red redmond. | H | 6 | 5.411765 | 5.352941 | 878 | Male |
okay, thank you. that's my lineup for tonight. so, if you'd like to give a- | H | 5.6 | 5.4 | 5 | 151 | Female |
... for all our lovely participants, mr. ian hales. | X | 5 | 5 | 5 | 872 | Female |
and yes, these are a few of my favorite things. colleagues, don't straight jacket me back inside. don't make me sing- | N | 5.2 | 4.6 | 5 | 872 | Female |
... your company song. i'm not a commuter. | U | 4.8 | 3.4 | 4.6 | 872 | Female |
i don't belong. thank you. | S | 3.5 | 3.083333 | 3.833333 | 872 | Female |
standup tragedy is a wonderful show, wonderful podcast. you all know that we come up- | H | 5.2 | 5.4 | 5.6 | 872 | Female |
we come up and we perform for free, more or less, but we have to pay for our lodging. | H | 5.4 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 872 | Female |
please give what you think the show is worth. a quid per performer might be nice, or whatever- | N | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 872 | Female |
is caroline smiling. | H | 6.8 | 5.2 | 6.6 | 867 | Male |
... music.i do love music and poetry stuff. and i made the name caroline smiling, which in itself is like tragic optimism. | H | 5.583333 | 5.166667 | 5.666667 | 151 | Female |
i often write poems then songs, versions of the poems, which are different. | N | 3.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 959 | Female |
but with the same sentiment in it. and so today- | X | 5 | 4.6 | 5 | 959 | Female |
i'm going to ... i have a problem with loving myself. | S | 2.8 | 3 | 3.2 | 959 | Female |
it's a pretty big issue for a lot of people. so, this poem is about that, initially, for me, and it's called heart state. | H | 4.818182 | 4.545455 | 4.727273 | 959 | Female |
over the course of a long stretched summer pulled out before me like a roll of concrete- | N | 5.6 | 4.6 | 5.4 | 959 | Female |
i kissed three people who didn't belong to me. locked lips with individuals- | D | 5.2 | 2.6 | 5 | 959 | Female |
... who already had long standing lovers. and i'm not proud of this, but i know in my indiscretions seeking some warm and distinct comfort in the soft- | X | 5.2 | 4.2 | 5 | 959 | Female |
i was looking for something long lost, a long lay down is impossible. | S | 5.8 | 3.6 | 5.6 | 959 | Female |
managed to find my place as the one who can rest easy in the crook of any arm. | C | 5.363636 | 3.727273 | 5.272727 | 959 | Female |
we fucked deep into little portions of heaven for brief fragments, but never invited to sleep in the security of a standing embrace. | X | 5.4 | 4 | 5.8 | 959 | Female |
i am the substitution. i'm a partner for a slow dance and all other arms, and hands, and hips. | X | 4.8 | 4.9 | 5 | 959 | Female |
a cupped and scooped into perfect circles with better matches than i could ever be. | N | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 959 | Female |
i know now that i am a nancy no-size. | S | 4 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 959 | Female |
everything is an ill-fitting match. and i want to say that i know what love is. | A | 6.090909 | 2.545455 | 6.181818 | 959 | Female |
i want to say that i know that you will be the one to make the blood flow, and the heart palpitate. | U | 5 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 959 | Female |
and i like to scribble and i fight dirty without liking- | A | 5.8 | 3.1 | 5.9 | 959 | Female |
so i guess, i am a sucker for getting myself hurt. | S | 4.2 | 2.6 | 3.8 | 959 | Female |
masochistic only long enough for the wonder of being proved wrong. and i write punches into my songs. | A | 5.6 | 2.4 | 6 | 959 | Female |
so i can remember what it feels like to be so in love that it knocks the breath, the right out of you. | O | 6 | 5.4 | 5.8 | 959 | Female |
how often i want to have the breath knocked right out of me, but i'm fisticuffs now. | X | 5.4 | 3.6 | 5.4 | 959 | Female |
certain knowing that when i die, my last conscious thought will be... why did no one ever really love me? | X | 6.083333 | 2.75 | 6.166667 | 959 | Female |
that isn't a normal reaction. | N | 3.6 | 4 | 4.4 | 959 | Female |
mostly, although i function as well as i could, should ever hope to- | X | 5.6 | 4.4 | 5.2 | 959 | Female |
but i wear this skin as a costume that i feel i don't deserve. | S | 3.8 | 2.6 | 4 | 959 | Female |
and it's why i am constantly trying to split the surface. | F | 4.2 | 4 | 5 | 959 | Female |
i serve these bones, a motor home of flesh that does mean no favors and belong here. | S | 5.166667 | 3.416667 | 4.833333 | 959 | Female |
belong anywhere, soaked in bad judgment. | A | 4.8 | 2.2 | 5.2 | 959 | Female |
i try and pry out of strangers, but find no heaven in the response that i get from the cold corners of mouths of people that i don't know. i was shown them- | S | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 959 | Female |
i fit only in the spaces that they need rather than the spaces that i really am shaped like, and i sit back. | N | 5 | 4.2 | 5 | 959 | Female |
marvel at this mess that i have made, brushed away logic with shaky hands. | X | 4.833333 | 3.666667 | 4.666667 | 959 | Female |
knowing that the only real thing. | X | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3 | 959 | Female |
is i never really learned how to love myself. | X | 3.6 | 3.2 | 4.6 | 959 | Female |
everyone but hopefully it will pick up. somewhat- | N | 4 | 4 | 4 | 959 | Female |
okay. right. so our next piece of tragedy is going to be... whoa, well- | H | 5 | 4.2 | 5.2 | 151 | Female |
[inaudible 00:03:04] thurston [inaudible 00:03:05] | H | 6.4 | 5.6 | 5.8 | 867 | Male |
and i hold them deep in fury and surely you can see why. | X | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 1030 | Female |
nobody knows that i hold my rage close to- | S | 3.4 | 3 | 4 | 151 | Female |
right. so our next performer, she is from the true storytelling night spark. put your hands together- | H | 5 | 4.8 | 5.2 | 867 | Male |
all the more reason you're going to have to help me tell my story. it is a true story, but i need your help doing it. i just want you to repeat after me. can everybody just say yiyer. | N | 5.4 | 4.4 | 5.2 | 960 | Female |
so i'm going to call him dr. yiyer. | N | 4.818182 | 4.545455 | 4.727273 | 960 | Female |
look at his facebook page. you'll change your mind. so i look at his facebook page and indeed- | N | 5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 960 | Female |
he's a very handsome young doctor; who has some samples of his band and he's the lead singer. and it sounds like coldplay, but in arabic- | H | 5.0625 | 5.4375 | 4.9375 | 960 | Female |
so i said, well, what the hell? what's the difference- | A | 4.6 | 3.4 | 4.2 | 960 | Female |
and i texted dr. yiyer. and i said... i didn't really care about being rude or anything- | N | 3.6 | 3 | 4.6 | 960 | Female |
pick you up at the airport, just find your way to my house. too busy falling apart, i'll be crying all day or whatever. | N | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 960 | Female |
i thought, someday that will be funny and i will just file it away. at that moment- | H | 5.8 | 4.8 | 5.6 | 960 | Female |
i let him in and all of a sudden, i- | H | 5.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 960 | Female |
i'm lying in my bed, settling in and i- | N | 4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 960 | Female |
i hear this weird sound that i hadn't heard come out of me for three months. | U | 4 | 4 | 4.2 | 960 | Female |
i could barely... didn't even know what it is and it sounded like- | N | 4.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 960 | Female |
huh. and it was like the first chuckle. | H | 4 | 4.8 | 3.8 | 960 | Female |
but i have an erection doctor next door. so the first week he's there i come home- | H | 5.222222 | 4.777778 | 5.111111 | 960 | Female |
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