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it's terrible. it was when i was a kid, right, i used to get into the car with people. and they'd turn the key and just go. and i'd be like, "oh, well, that seems like a very simple process." | N | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
given the same opportunity i could do that. right, 10 months ago, i learned to drive, right? cut to me. sat in tears, in a car, in a park- | N | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
because i can't get the fucking thing to move. which is like, "what's going on? what's this enormous lever doing?" | X | 6.1 | 3 | 6 | 877 | Male |
what are all these stalks? what's this enormous wheel? this is nothing like mario kart. i'm just crying, what guys? | X | 5.4 | 4 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
every time you change gear, you got to pump your foot. | N | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 877 | Male |
who did that? who came up with that? that's not my idea. that's a stupid idea, right? that just makes life difficult for yourself. and we've chosen that, right? there's automated cars, but do we use them? | A | 5.6 | 2.4 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
do we fuck, right? have a clutch. why? oh, let's make life difficult for ourselves, right? | X | 5.2 | 3.6 | 5.2 | 877 | Male |
if you're one of those pricks who's going, "oh, you know what? i like the clutch." | C | 4.833333 | 3.166667 | 5.333333 | 877 | Male |
it allows me to feel the engine of the car. just shut up, right? you're looking for a fight. | A | 5.833333 | 2.916667 | 5.916667 | 877 | Male |
cummings is back in the stone roses. it isn't. it isn't. you're looking for a fight. let's fight. | H | 5.2 | 3.6 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
my driving instructor was called pete. he was just some old northern bloke, who i had- | X | 5 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
nothing in common with, right? and essentially once you can learn that, once- | X | 5 | 3.4 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
you've got the car moving, driving lessons are him just teaching, just chatting to you. | X | 5.2 | 4.4 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
it's just chat. and then, he doesn't really teach you how to drive. you just get used to the car. so, really what you want a driving instructor- | N | 5.272727 | 5 | 4.818182 | 877 | Male |
one, good chat. two, be able to manage risk. | X | 5.444444 | 5.333333 | 5.111111 | 877 | Male |
those are the two qualities you want in that order. but it was kind of weird because- | N | 5 | 4.6 | 5 | 877 | Male |
so, i just end up having all these really inane conversations with my driving instructor, like peter- | U | 4.6 | 3.8 | 5.2 | 877 | Male |
because he'd just be like, oh. he was like, oh, he found out i was a stand up comedian quite early on. he was like, "oh- | N | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 877 | Male |
stand up, the thing about stand up is you've got to be a man of the people, aren't you? you got to talk about things- | H | 5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
everyone can relate to. and i'm sort of like, "yeah, kind of mate, something like that, for the benefit of the tape." | N | 5.090909 | 4.636364 | 5 | 877 | Male |
i was miming trying to change gear while simultaneously- | H | 5.222222 | 4.777778 | 5.222222 | 877 | Male |
you can't enjoy that, but it happened. did it go that well in the room? not massively, but i still felt like if you want the full enjoyment- | H | 5 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
so, yeah, so this is the thing. i agree to him. i was like, "yeah- | X | 4 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
you do need to be relatable. you need to talk about stuff that everyone can relate to. but i've never really- | N | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4 | 877 | Male |
i can do that about driving, right, because that's something we've all done. | N | 5.6 | 4.4 | 5 | 877 | Male |
but if i came to talk about what it's actually like to be me on a day to- | O | 5.4 | 3.8 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
day basis, i'm not sure how much people would be able to relate with me, because i don't feel like a- | A | 6 | 3.2 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
human being. i always feel like this fucked up horror show, right? that's what i feel like. | A | 5.25 | 2.833333 | 4.916667 | 877 | Male |
so, anyway, what happened was is if i actually tried to talk about what it's like- | N | 5 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
i guess, you know when you're going- | N | 4 | 4.6 | 3.6 | 877 | Male |
to sleep? you know when you're going to sleep? you don't just sleep though, do you? you haven't slept since about 2008. | U | 4.6 | 3.6 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
of nightmares, don't you? right, so you're lying in bed. it's about 4:00 in the morning. what- | C | 6.2 | 3 | 5.8 | 877 | Male |
you're doing. oh, i've already fantasized about her and yourself. i've already fantasized about her and yourself. you're just going to pick and just shoving it in between- | F | 5.2 | 4 | 5 | 877 | Male |
not mad, just a little bit. just so that it would break the skin and then that'll give you something to concentrate on. to take a physical sensation, to take your mind off the pain, misery and suffering that makes up- | X | 4.6 | 3.4 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
love you. the next day you catch yourself on a bread knife. it's, "ow, that really hurts." so, you think maybe self harm's not for me. am i right? | U | 6.222222 | 5.444444 | 5.888889 | 877 | Male |
you're there and you're lying in bed. it's 4:00 in the morning. you know i really should go- | U | 6 | 4.2 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
to sleep now, i really should go to sleep. really i'll go sleep. you look forward to i'll turn over the- | H | 5.636364 | 4.181818 | 5.454545 | 877 | Male |
the pillow it's wet, isn't it? wet with tears. so, you turn over the pillow, and the other side's- | U | 6.090909 | 4 | 5.636364 | 877 | Male |
wet too. all right, guys. yeah. | H | 6 | 5 | 5 | 877 | Male |
talking about, yeah. all right. okay. you know when you got a text off your old roommate? you get a text off your old roommate. he was like- | H | 6.1875 | 5.3125 | 5.4375 | 877 | Male |
and you're just like, oh, you get there. you're like, can't keep. do you want a pint? do you want a pint? do you want a pint of lager? no, thanks. can i just have a ginger beer, please? he's like, "no- | H | 5.4 | 4.2 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
come on, clark, you have a lager. remember all the lager we used to drink at uni? you know the lager we used- | H | 6 | 4.8 | 6 | 877 | Male |
to drink at uni? yeah, i don't want a lager, mate. can i just have a ginger beer? because i'm on some- | U | 6.6 | 3.8 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
what medication you on? clark, don't worry about it. you can drink on antibiotics. you can drink on antibiotics. | X | 6.3 | 2.7 | 5.9 | 877 | Male |
it's like, i was talking to a doctor about this. the reason that you can drink on antibiotics, yeah- | H | 6.636364 | 4.272727 | 5.727273 | 877 | Male |
i'm not on antibiotics. i'm actually i'm on antidepressants. and he goes, "oh." and you see the look on his face. | U | 5.333333 | 4.25 | 5.333333 | 877 | Male |
not as fun as i thought it was. am i right? | H | 5.818182 | 5.727273 | 5.454545 | 877 | Male |
guys, yeah, you with me? yeah. | H | 5.909091 | 5.272727 | 6 | 877 | Male |
okay. right. you know when you're walking down the shop. while you're walking, you're walking down the shop, and you're like, oh, wouldn't it be brilliant if a meteorite crashed into the earth and killed literally everyone and everything, including all of you and everyone listening at home because- | X | 6.2 | 3.6 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
that way i wouldn't need to go to the shop. why do i need to go to the shop? | A | 6.166667 | 3.166667 | 6 | 877 | Male |
you don't eat, you die. and that doesn't sound too bad to you, but everyone else has got a bit of a problem. | H | 5 | 3.4 | 5 | 877 | Male |
with it. am i right? so, you're there. you go down the shop and you buy i don't know. oh, what am i going to have for lunch? this is really stressful. | H | 5.8 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
i know, i'll have a couple of apples and i'll watch half a season of the wire, while i cry. and that'll tie me over- | X | 5.615385 | 3.538462 | 5.461538 | 877 | Male |
until tea time. that's a productive use of an afternoon, isn't it guys? so, yeah, but what- | H | 6.2 | 5 | 5.6 | 877 | Male |
be out for tea, oh, this is super stressful. what am i going to have for tea? i know what i'll have for tea. i'll have a stir- | H | 6.6 | 4.6 | 5.8 | 877 | Male |
fry again. why? because it's easy. cook it in one pan. barely any wash it up. you know what? save a plate, eat it straight out of the pan. right, so you get- | X | 5.4 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
in the wet hole in your face and you mash into your face and you swallow it and that makes you live. and then, the next day you got to go back to the shop because you've run out of- | H | 5.2 | 5.2 | 5.8 | 877 | Male |
stir fry. but you bought a big bag of apples. so, you're all right for them. | H | 5.363636 | 5.363636 | 5.090909 | 877 | Male |
am i right? guys am i- | H | 5.1 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
...i right? it doesn't feel like it. | X | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.2 | 877 | Male |
okay, silly show idea number one. | H | 5.090909 | 5.363636 | 4.909091 | 877 | Male |
richard the third bobsleigh mayhem. | N | 4.8 | 4 | 5 | 877 | Male |
we're really sorry, mate. there's not been enough snowfall. | X | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 877 | Male |
there's just not been enough snowfall. we're not going to be able to put a bobsleigh team together this year. | X | 4.8 | 3.2 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
because i know you were looking forward to it, but there just isn't going to be any bobsleigh. sorry mate. | S | 4.4 | 2.8 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
now is the winter of our discontent. | X | 4.8 | 3.8 | 5 | 877 | Male |
there's an actual joke for you. yeah. | H | 5.2 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 877 | Male |
i suppose, to be fair, i thought that was going to take longer than that. so, i still got two minutes. | U | 5.2 | 5 | 5 | 877 | Male |
what i'm going to do is i'll tell you a quick ... right, what i've decided is that when you start getting better, what happens is you start talking about your problems. and you know, when i start to have a problem- | C | 5.2 | 5 | 5.2 | 877 | Male |
i went to the doctor. i was like, "look, i want to, you know, a thing." i did the show. | N | 5.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 877 | Male |
and i got a bad review. i couldn't let people leave the show because- | N | 5 | 3.4 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
... thinking what the reviewer has said. because he goes, "the thing is, i'm worried about allister clark." | N | 4.8 | 3.4 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
"i'm worried about him." the thing is, don't be worried about me. i'll be okay. i've got a support network in place. i've got people who love me. | H | 5.4 | 5.2 | 5 | 877 | Male |
you need to worry about people who are going through this on a day-to-day basis not talking- | C | 5.8 | 3.6 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
... with it. that's who you need to worry about. right? the depression statistics are- | C | 5.8 | 4.2 | 5.2 | 877 | Male |
...bad. the most likely way for someone under 50 to die is to- | N | 5 | 4 | 5 | 877 | Male |
... kill themselves. that's fucked up, right? and i'm sorry, that's not- | X | 5.6 | 3.6 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
... off. madness. the one person i never thought i'd actually talk to about it was peter, my- | H | 5.777778 | 5 | 5.111111 | 877 | Male |
... driving instructor. i go, "oh, i'm [inaudible 00:02:03] you from the- | U | 5.4 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 877 | Male |
... like, "what's wrong?" i said, "look, i'm really depressed." and he goes, "oh depression. i used to- | X | 4.6 | 4 | 4.6 | 877 | Male |
... have that. right? so, you just talk to me about it. what did i get out of- | A | 5 | 3.2 | 5 | 877 | Male |
... counseling. i don't know many counselors you go to where you get a driving license at- | X | 4 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 877 | Male |
... the end. second time. begin to think i failed the first time because i wasn't ready to- | H | 5.8 | 5 | 5.8 | 877 | Male |
... home quick tip. if you want to keep getting that sweet cash, make your students emotionally dependent- | H | 5.2 | 5 | 5.4 | 877 | Male |
... on you. cheers, guys. that's for me. i've been allister clark. you've been lovely. | H | 5.083333 | 5 | 5 | 877 | Male |
am i still on, on the microphone? yes. excellent stuff. that's why they call it stand up tragedy. | N | 5 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 872 | Female |
okay, you've been a fabulous audience. we've got our last act of the evening. oh, yay you did it. | H | 4.6 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 872 | Female |
i did not bribe them, radio listeners or whatever- | H | 4 | 4.4 | 4 | 872 | Female |
sorts of dinosaur technology. radio listeners on the inter web in space. okay. okay. our final guest is a standup comedian- | H | 5.8 | 5.6 | 5.4 | 872 | Female |
and founder of a dead cat comedy club. he enjoys wrestling, punk rock and your mother. and this is mr. red redmond. | X | 3.2 | 5 | 3.8 | 872 | Female |
i know there's something wrong with me because a friend of mine came around the other day- | H | 5.545455 | 4.909091 | 5.181818 | 878 | Male |
... a dealer. and i was sat in the living room, eating a jar of peanut butter- | H | 5.333333 | 5.333333 | 4.833333 | 878 | Male |
... using a snickers as an edible spoon. and that's just a sign that you've let your life- | X | 4.8 | 4 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
you know, like normally for lent people give up things like chocolate. well- | H | 5.6 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 878 | Male |
i gave up on myself. and it's been going very well. | U | 5.2 | 4.8 | 5.6 | 878 | Male |
she left. anyway. i ... true story. | H | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 878 | Male |
i'm recently single actually, which means i now spend ... oh, don't aw that. it's not panto season. | H | 5.4 | 5.6 | 5 | 878 | Male |
she was a right bitch. anyway, she's behind my. jesus christ if she is. | U | 5.8 | 4.6 | 5.8 | 878 | Male |
she could be. she's quite small. | H | 5.4 | 5 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
anyway, let's get away from that. i basically- | X | 5.3 | 3.9 | 5.2 | 878 | Male |
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