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Apollo threatens to throw baby Hermes into the depths of Tartarus if he does |
not give him his cattle back, but Hermes does not relent to Apollo. Since |
neither would concede, Hermes declares that Zeus must judge who is right. |
So Apollo drags Hermes up to Olympus to plead his case before their father, |
telling Zeus of all the cunning details of Hermes' theft that he discovered. |
For a third time, Hermes proclaims, "I am just a baby. How could I possibly |
have stolen those cattle?" Zeus is amused at the audacity of the theft and |
the steadfastness of Hermes' denial, even when caught. So, Zeus begins to |
laugh. Surely, this is the son of Zeus. Rather than punishment, Zeus |
orders Hermes to make amends with his brother and show him where the cattle |
are hidden, revealing his tricks. On their way to the hiding spot, Hermes |
begins to play the lyre (which he also invented using the shell of a |
tortoise he killed while on the way to steal the cattle), and Apollo becomes |
enchanted by its sound, never hearing music before. When they finally reach |
the missing cattle, Hermes gives the lyre to Apollo as a gift. In return, |
Apollo gives the cattle to Hermes and a whip to symbolize his now legitimate |
ownership of them, and the two become friends from that point forward. |
Hermes is a god of paradoxes, for he is a paradox as well. How is it that |
Hermes could be the illegitimate son of Zeus, the king of the gods? How |
could the most legitimate of all the gods produce anything illegitimate? |
Just by existing, Hermes is a challenge to the order of Olympus, causing |
trouble on his first day being born. So he lies by saying, "I am just a |
little baby," but it is a lie that forces others to acknowledge the truth |
that he is more than just a little baby. He begins to unwind his own |
paradox. He lures others into engaging with it. If he was just a baby, then |
he could not have stolen those cattle. If he was something more, then they |
must admit that he should be elevated, deserving of praise instead of shame. |
Somehow, through initially stealing those fifty head of cattle, Hermes |
became recognized as being their rightful owner. Coincidentally, he also |
ended up on Olympus in the presence of his now delighted father, a place he |
was never meant to be. An illegitimate act set into motion the process of |
being recognized as legitimate. |
Things worked out for Hermes, but one does not always receive honors, even |
if the things of gods are successfully stolen. Sometimes, the gods are not |
amused. Sometimes, you are thrown into Tartarus. |
--> 03: Tartarus From My First Major Hack |
When I was fifteen, I learned through my biology teacher about a website |
that offered weekly prizes of up to $500 in gift certificates for winning |
trivia quizzes. After about two hours of repetition for each quiz, I became |
fast enough to win by recognizing the questions and their answers by the |
shape of the text and the first few words. The purpose of the website was |
to promote learning, but the quizzes ended up becoming just a reflex test. |
I had to answer each question in a second or two, far below the amount of |
time to even fully read the question. Regardless, I was able to win through |
the intended means. I could do what I was supposed to do. However, it |
wasn't sustainable because my vision would go blurry after a few hours of |
intently staring at my CRT screen flickering at 60 Hz. There had to be a |
better way that didn't end with me going blind. |
As I was lying in bed one evening, a thought came to me: Maybe I could |
modify the cache file that contained the answers by overwriting the |
individual characters within the file without changing the overall size of |
the file. I regularly went through the Temporary Internet Files folder |
that held the cache for Internet Explorer, so I already discovered the file |
that contained the answers. Still, I was never able to successfully run |
modified cache files before. I wondered if there might be some internal |
validation that checked if the file was the same size as when it was |
initially downloaded before it ran in Offline Mode to ensure the file had |
not been corrupted. So, I got out of bed to give it a try, and this time |
it finally worked! I now had the ability to change websites (at least |
how they interacted with me) in any way I saw fit, giving me something I |
was never meant to have. |
I would clear my cache, run the quiz once online to download the necessary |
files, switch to Offline Mode, modify the cache file so that the answers |
would always show up in the same location instead of a randomized one, |
retake the quiz, and click on "Yes" when my browser would ask if I wanted to |
leave Offline Mode when it tried to submit my scores back to the server. |
This technique worked perfectly, except when I would replace a character |
with a line return, so I just avoided using them when I modified my files. |
I would use the same technique later on to spoof file requests to sites that |
blocked ones from outside of the domain (especially useful for downloading |
multipart RAR files when paired with a download manager). I found that I |
could reorder things meant to be difficult to be easier for me so that |
I no longer needed to sacrifice myself in the process to get them. |
There was a leaderboard on the site, so I saw that there was one other |
student who figured out the same trick as me because we were far faster |
than anyone else. Curiously, my first major hack was the only time I |
spotted another hacker in the wild. The moment I found myself, I also found |
another like me, and it was the two of us competing against each other. |
The rest of the world just fell away. We formed a new game while everyone |
else blissfully imagined that they were still participating in something |
that no longer existed. |
Unfortunately, my downfall began the moment the gift certificates began to |
arrive. It was real, and I couldn't contain my excitement. I imagine that |
it was the same feeling as when a child first discovers that he can count to |
100, overflowing with pride. I had this new ability that brought tangible |
rewards, and I began to share the news with my family. However, the |
response was not what I expected it to be. Instead of being met with |
amazement and congratulations, I was met with disappointment. I was told |
that what I was doing was wrong and that I should stop immediately. |
So, I quit and hid my newly discovered talent in shame. I suppose that such |
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