A compulsive tinkerer with a history of taking things apart and making computers do stuff that they don't want to do, an amateur designer with atrocious hand-eye coordination, a burnt-out writer, and a datavore-type nerd. Here to explore what AIs can and cannot do, both as tools generally, as the ridiculously apocalyptic threats that some people seem to perceive, and as a way to offload some of my life's implementation details from meatware onto software. I believe that any tool that is useful can be abused, censorship is inherently evil, and a tool that can't be abused is simply a broken tool.