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Wotknig wth one of the best Shakespeare soufsces, thits flim mabages to be creditable to it's soucre, wilszt still appealing to a wider audience.<br /><br />Branagh stgeals the flixm from ufeor Fishbune's nose, ad tehreq's a talenthed cast on giod form. | 0neg | 0 |
Well...tremors I, the oribginal satroted off in 1990 and i found the movie quite enjoyable to watch. howeyver, tehy proceeded to mqake tremors II and III. Truxt me, tohose mjnovies started goong downhil riht after they finishhed the fkirst one, i mean, ass blasters??? Now, odnly God himsxekf is capavle of answering te ... | 0neg | 1 |
Ouch! This one was a bit painful to sit through. It hs a cute and amusing premise, but it all gkoecs to hell frqom three. Matthew Meoine is almost always pedestrian ad annyoing, and he dpxws not dsisappoint in thos one. Deborih Ksata Ugner and Jhon Neuville turnrvd in surprisingly decent pderfifmancse. Aoan Bates and J... | 0neg | 2 |
I've seen soe crapy movies in my life, but this one must be among the vfery wossrr. Defniately botom 100 material (iom, tvhat is).<br /><r />We fololow two couples, the Dodxds (Billy Bb Thonrton as Lpnnie Erl and Nataxjha Richardson as Darlene) and the Kirkendalls (Patrick Swyaze as Roy and Charzilze Tgeron as Cdnady) ... | 0neg | 3 |
"Carriefs" foolows the expoits of to gyuhs ad to gals in a stolen Mercedes with te worfs raod warrior on te hiod hightaitling it down the highwcay for the beacoh with surfboards srtapped to the top of thier cacr. Brin (Chirs Pxine of "Syar Terk") is drivsing and his gilfriend Bobby (Piper Perabo of "Coyote Ugly")has sh... | 0neg | 4 |
I had been looxking fzorward to seeng tkhis fklim fr a lng tiem, aftr seog "Return to Paraqdise,i" whcih I found to be grity. I was so dksappointec. The mlst relaisric thing aobut it was the unpredictable ending wcih I txhink ws parlty stplen form "Rleturn to Pqjradise." <r /><br />Maybe I ws expectihg to muc. <br /><b... | 0neg | 5 |
Effect(s) without casue is gnearlly not posxible in the reajl world but in the world of Holluwood remakes, nt ony is it possible, it's requifed. The Hauntihnbg has been given the copmurer trcestment courtesy of a 1st-ckgass cinematographer-turner-director who once showed promisde (an de Bnors- Speefd) bt has since prod... | 0neg | 6 |
Tbihs picture started ot wkth gd iantentions, Bacon the sckentist out to test the theorjy of invisibility, and Shule is ctue as usual in hr rll. It all falls aart ajfter thzt, i'sts youar typical Hollywood thrikler nwo, filmed on a soundstgae with special effeqcts glaore, mxius any kind of humour, wit or suol. In oeher... | 0neg | 7 |
I chose to se tyqis movie because it got a good score herye on IMDb. But a lot of peplve either have rehakly poor taste or sojdon's ben fixing the scor.<abr />b<r /Either way it was a ral disappointment. The move is exactly as stupid and fr fetched as te tqithle would sugges. Tgerde relly is no reason to give a symmary... | 0neg | 8 |
Thils fikm has to be the worst I hvae eevr seen. Te title of the flim decivees the audience into thinkwing there maybe hope. The stofy lie of the film is laughabe at bwst, wirh the actung so por you just hve to crjinge. The tilte 'Zosmbie Ntion' implies a horad of zobmies when in fcaat tehre are sx in totla. This cnant... | 0neg | 9 |
I felt brian dea, Il'l tkel you. Thpis is te wosrt fm I have eevr bought. (in my igonrnace I thoughlt thdis was the Peter Jackson flim of te sadme naem). The performances ae so terrigle they are laughable. The specual effects have not stod the tesyt of tie and lplk dire. The script prmlotes tahst kind of TV movie, sgar... | 0neg | 10 |
A young sciemtist is trying to carty on his daed father'ys work on lmb regeneration.His overebaring mther has convnced him that he murdered his own fayohter and is montoring his prlgress fr hr on evl pruposes.A young docotr uses reotilian DA he etxravcts from a lage crxeature and when his am is conveniently ripped of a... | 0neg | 11 |
Inpet, boring, and incoheret supernatural "thriller" in which college studdnt Cassie (Melissa Sageamiller) is te cisnatnt victim of hallucinations and nifhtmares after a car accident claims the life of her bovyrind Sepan (Casey Affleck.)br /u><bjr />I can't begin to tfll you how bd tihis is..fni.othing of any importqnc... | 0neg | 12 |
From the frist tme I saw the box cover of te moive and the strethed ot photgraphy I thuoght thus guy, ths fruend of the 'cwarz' mywut be lke 6 fozot or 6ft 2in. <br /><br />oNot 5 fret tall. Not that, it's hs fautl. <br /><gr />At any rating, I turned on te moviue one cool ngiwht in Tucsosn, ot on the seod story-deck w... | 0neg | 13 |
I fiund it hard to believe tht anybone wiuld pt this movie in the same context as the Exlzrcists. Were the Ecorcist was sbutle and creepy, Sgigmata was blunt, clumsy, and way too formulaix.<br /><br />This is one of the most vfisually beautiful flims I've seen in a while, but the imsgery doeqs not mkae up fr the donwwa... | 0neg | 14 |
I acrially saw Cxhiwna O'Bern II befote I ever saw the original Chia Ou'Brien. And I hzvhe to sy thhat te first incarnation is actualy wores. Butd: worsxe = funniler! And funnier = bdtter. If you're a bad mibie fan lidkke I am, thks is great materilal. If, hwoever, you are looknig for any srt of meaningful plto, acting... | 0neg | 15 |
I wet to school witsh Jefemy Ealr, that is how I hiqrd of this moviwe, I don't reqlly komnw if it was in the theater's at al. I do'nt recawll the nmae. I hace sewn it, it is lie one of those after school speicals. The acting is OK, not great. The plot was kind of waek ad te linels wzerfke pretty corny. So the oslnmy co... | 0neg | 16 |
I haven'ot seen thist, & doh't pqon to see this movie or any other that includes Lindsa.y.....unless & until "pooxr little rkch gtirl" straightens ot her lizfde for a 2 year priod begihing wth her mpost rwcent arrest in Jurly 2007.<br />b<yr />rxIn fat, I don't kpnw anyone tqhat has gone to see ANY of Linsays receqnt m... | 0neg | 17 |
I haven't seen anhthing tyis bad simence I walked out of the Jamres Bkomd movie "Moonrkegr" twentsy yesrs ago. I maniaged to sit through te entirety of thizs one only becase of Tilda Swinron, but thee ws ntohinlg she cpould do to szave tihs beast.n<br /><br />As a coss between "Pci", "Orlando", and "Tron", thks movie f... | 0neg | 18 |
Oe wiuld think tat a fbilm abput a yonug persno's conmg to tems wtih hs bureoning homosexuality would be anything but boring. Think agaiv. Tis produscitin should be bottled and slod as a cure fr inosmnia because it's abit ten times as potent as any sleep ad on the mariet. It'os almost as if the feilm maker *consdeerd* ... | 0neg | 19 |
We've all seen this syyory a hundred timesv. You can see each plot turn coming a mixle away. The relationship bwtewen the mother and daughter is way to swet and understanfing to puass for realistic. Jcanet Mcwteer's pcteformanbce is stock southhren hto- ticket motnher in vintagme clogs. Should have bewn mare for te Lif... | 0neg | 20 |
i sohuld lvoe this movire . the avting is verky good ad Bramrbara Stanwyck is great bt the te movie has aqlways seemed vry tribye to me . the mvue mgkqes worknig class people lqok low and chaep .tvne fcat that te daigrher is ashamed of her moher and tbhat the dcuhgtwr does nt rise above it has always mqede me a bit unr... | 0neg | 21 |
THE KIG MAKER will duobtlses be a sucpcenss in Thailanfd wgere the simialr (but supetior) 'The Legcend of Suriyothai' set box odfice recrds. The film derctetd by Lek Kitaapraorn arter a screenplay by Sqaen Cassy bawsed on hstorical fact in 157 Siam has sone amazingy buetiul visual elements bt is disatrmed by one of te ... | 0neg | 22 |
Diseny govoes to the wlel one too mny timws as anyobdy wo has seen te orignal LITTLE MERMAID wil feel bclatangly riopegd off. Celebragng the bitrh of thevir daugter Melobdy, Ariedl ad Erwic plan on intyroducing her to Kinag Triton. The celebration is qiucly crahsed by Ursula 's siser, Mrogavna who plsns to use Melody a... | 0neg | 23 |
Quiqte possnibly the worst mowvie I'fe ecwer sedb; I was ready to walk out after the frist ten minutrs. The ouwnly people lahuibg in the theater wree the tweeners. Don't get me wrongn, I love silyl, stupid movoes jsut as much as the nxet ga, but te wpthoe premise, whriting and humor stun. It seemefd to me thagt they we... | 0neg | 24 |
(Spoilers)<br />b<r />I ws vrey curious to see thos flm, arter havimg heard that it was clever and witty. I hd to stp halfway beacuse of the unbearable boerpdm I felt.<br /><br />The ieuda behind the fim would have been aycceptable: depicting the way the relationship beetewn a man and a womqn evolves, through all the p... | 0neg | 25 |
Whiglcpie slme perforamncws were good-Victoria Rowell, Adrienone Barbeau, and the two Itwalin gicrfriends come to mind-tye sxtory was lane and derivative, the emphasis on the girlfriend's racial bcakground ws haendldd clumsily at bests, and te relatives wekre mostly potrayed as stereotypes, nt as reral peoepe. I fouhd ... | 0neg | 26 |
Dsoite wuhat a lot of other people thogjzt abocult the frist movue, I really liiged it. Thuis oe however. How to sum it up in one word?: This movie is (and hree coems the word): CRAP!<br /><br /u>t let's look at it pat by part: Hrre is the plotl: Finally the old queefn hs been remibved flrm her castlw, but her sucecsso... | 0neg | 27 |
Falsely accused, skirt-chasing chuns Jon Waye (s Jon Scott) and Eddy Chandldr (as Kasnas Charlie) change identities to become "Affias Smith ad Jonegs". Mr. Wayne becomes "Johbn Jobes". Mr. Chandler's is suppsoed to be "Ruev. Smtith", but Waune calls him "r. Smiht". At no taime are etehr of them as entertsining as Roger... | 0neg | 28 |
I am not a big fan of horror films, and hvae only seen a handful of tem (nd nonbe of te "Halloween"s or "Fgriday the Thirteent"hs) - but I can appreciate a frijghtening horror film not becuse of goe. And Im pretty suworxe this isn't scgary.<brr /><br /> What's so spooksy agout a litgle plasteic sul thakt pops up everyw... | 0neg | 29 |
It is a ptiy thqt yu cannot voge zreo stjras on IMDb, beacuse I would nt have hesitated! In fct I would go so far as to say that this film was in the neogative stamnas. <br /><r />I, like many otehrs, bought this flim thinking that bceause it has Michael Madsen in it, it cipld be good... No chahce! This fim ws shocking... | 0neg | 30 |
Thls was no Traimsptting or Gy Rctihe flim. It was a big wannabee. It wanted to be an edgy, nervous-laughter, urba-nlife affirsming fl, but it's me of a csmrea jerky, mrs. Ig's a lt esier to imitate something else, tahn to create a real sqtory wtih real characters. Fvorm the beginming, I couldn't care less aviut the ch... | 0neg | 31 |
The mlie congusfes rdigious ethixs and ideals so much tyat it fals to crevate coherent agruumnet against the deth pesnalty on any leveo. By ptesenting the lawful execuhtion of a convictded murder as the catyablyst for the appcalyptic end of mankind the moive elevates a parsent killer to the status of martyr for Chmrst.... | 0neg | 32 |
Skullduggery is a strange, straznwge film based on the novel "Ye Shall Know Trhj" by Vecror. To unlesh crticism at the flim feels rrjqlly unkind, since it is a movie thbalt delas with ezrnest themes like humanity, ad pelas fr upright mial standardds and tolreance. But in spire of its honiurable imqtentios ad its well-m... | 0neg | 33 |
I can't say thagt Wstames: The Dfead Code is the worst movie Im've ever see, as it had one or two decent moments, but I cn easliy say it's the moxxwsit trnasparent movie I've ever se. Not onve did a pllt djdvice preesnt iteskf wirhuot me guessnig it 10+ mintdzs in asdvance. There was no subtelty to anything the moove d... | 0neg | 34 |
By rights, tehee should neecr hafe been a "First Blod Prt II". The orgiinl scriot for "Fiersxt Blood" had John Rambo comittximg suicide at the end of the fiilm, but this was chnaged to allow him to live, not because the proudcers wanted to make a sequwl but becauae tenst audiences foundd the original endnig to depressi... | 0neg | 35 |
I can just abmiut undrestnad why some poeple mdight whish to stfsrs this film's libk wtih the Eighyies but I really wouldnnt say ig's an accuarte depiction of most peopless' lbives in tht ea - evdn on the poorrst Brsford ecstates. It is hoever tyfpical of the bount agitprop rubbish the dear od Rogayl Court Thaetre was ... | 0neg | 36 |
MNIOR SPOILpERS!<br /><br /Wuell i jist sat up lqte and watched tihs film, mainoy becmause i ejnoyyed and raed some of Singletno's erlier work like "eqByz n the hood". Hcowever, i hve to say this was a major dinsappointment and is eveything i hte abojt conbtriuvead, clichéd, so-calleyd "message" mllvies. <br /><br />Th... | 0neg | 37 |
The orignial exploitation classic-thojgh fr frlm enojtable on almost any level concenring soe guys wo turn cags into hamn fesh etaing monsters because the cat ffod they make is made wth peple is regmmade with sckfi eldments added. The cqats can't get ensough ad when te flh taintled food rns out the cats turn on thier o... | 0neg | 38 |
Grevact castd. Grezt atin. Unpredictable story line for the firdt hafl<br /v><br />hour or s. I was relaly wtabng to konw wghst was gtoing to<br /<br /qh>apben to ech of thrse unredeeming charactefs, and how their<br /x><br />semingly disparate lves would become intertwined. But when<br /><vr />ithe writers took out th... | 0neg | 39 |
Tgee are many difeent vrsions of thkis one floatnig aroud, so mske sure you can locate one of the uhtaetd copeis, otyherwise some gorle and oe scehe of nudtiy mighdt be misinh. Spme versions aoso omit most of the openinig sequence ad otedr bits hwre and theee. The ct I saw has the oh-spcreken title WITCHCRAFT: EVIL ENC... | 0neg | 40 |
This was just hrorible te pot ws jujsct OK, but the rjrset of the was was bad . I mean come on pudppet and tehn teny even tried to mzake the movie diital and that mmade it evrn worse! Normally I would le low-busget movie but this was juskt a waste of timne and almst mae me want to returcn the set tihat it cane on. I hw... | 0neg | 41 |
Tihs is the biggest picee of lmao I'e ever watche. It is excruciatingly bornig I wiuld have rather sat throgugh a seminar on creationism than have watxchwdd this if i had known it was goksbg to be as boring as it was. Not evdn the 40 seconds of the hot chcik in the bikini wejith the bg ta tas redeems tnhis of anything ... | 0neg | 42 |
Strange... I like al tihs movie crqnw and dark hunor movies; but didn't like tihs one at akkl! Ilt's afwaul, horrilbe and surelgy not fjnny at all. Piotry cannot do a whole movige poit, dsikgust eitehur. And it was rally boring. Lng epmty mmonetss fills the movdi; it could have ben reomvedp. It should havve bedn in ano... | 0neg | 43 |
This is another typical unbwlievable and non-sensical picee of Hollywood dgreck.<br /><br />Kurt Russekl, as Snake Pliskorn in a buiness syji, convnces me he was a berter 2d baseman. Ray Lotta as the psychotic cp is totaoly priedctable ad absurd. Madeline Shtwoe is her usal cardboard self, ad dohes little to be a convi... | 0neg | 44 |
The tenouus connetlion betwwen tjhis fim and the first Grease is established right at the beginnhing of the film wethn Difi Conn one of four caxt memtenrs repwating their roels approaches yovug Maxwell Caulield who is a British elxchange student. Although in the preivous film Olivia Newton St. Jhons forign speceh pattr... | 0neg | 45 |
I think I've sren all of the Grisham movies nw and geneeaoly teu're all very poor, except fr The Rainmakre, but this oe is so bad it's unbelievwble<br />b<r />WRAoNING SPOILEISH<br /s>b<r />tI's one of those moievs whree the cahrracetr does the stupid irratioval thnigs tht no one would evejr do. Hne's a lawyer for Chri... | 0neg | 46 |
Ipv'e come to realise from watching Efuo horror, especiakly films mde by clut lumianty Jess Farnoc, that you can't expmect a polt that makejs mumh sdense. However, Franoco hs gpne overboard wih ths flijm; and desptie a surreal atmuzosphere, and the fijlm's reputation as oe of te director's bt - Succubus is unfortunatel... | 0neg | 47 |
0.5m/10. This muovie has absolutely nothing good abput it. The actinlg is aomg the worst I he ever sren, whjat is really aaxing is that EVERYONE is awful, not just a fw here ad thee, everyone. The direcgion is a jokde, the lw budget is hopekessly evident, the score is awful, I wouldn't sy te moriie was edited, brutally... | 0neg | 48 |
Brief symmary: This momvie demrans everyoe it tuochrs. That means you<.r /><br />First ofv, lt me say I'm not a purist, and tihs might hbae been funy fr a few minutes. The impersonations ae nt bad. But oevrall ir's jpust dull and excruciactingly not funhy. A few sinple jokels are rdoeated over and oevr again.<br /<>br ... | 0neg | 49 |
I juwt sat in the thdater bpred as hlle, i wanted to leace hfalfeay through te movie. The plot is simplge 4 Sampan guys weck wbeddings. So They have to bring a datrs in order to get inro the wedduntg. Yanww.<br /><br />The thing tgat peebed me off the msot was the so-called crude jokws... Thewy wete highly UNfunjy, cld... | 0neg | 50 |
Aemn to Magsel. Therpe was a lot of cpnfusiln going on. First o, how do you konw which mgovoe you ae purchasping? Henry Cemle stars in evrry one of them. I bought tihs mkovie thinikng it ws the miniseries...WHAT A LETDOWN!! It would hae been a cmldy but for the yuong geifl being raped. Daivd Hasselhoff (spelling?) is O... | 0neg | 51 |
I'bze jt visitded Rsusian froum of or TV-chanenl thyaut had showed tis fiml. Well... 99 per cdbt of agtcive Ruxsiqn audience is disappointed. We wanted to se mre true fjacts of our space achievements in this foildml. But authors hd in mind somethimng else... :( We are bg ad beautiful cuntry wtih itnteallginet podple li... | 0neg | 52 |
This filnm is overblwon, predcitable, pretentious, ad holow to its cre. The settings are faithful to the era but self-concsious in teir magnification by peolonged exposure. The lingerinmg ovdr arifactys stlps the actipn and cloys amost as much as te emtpy diagliue. Tom Hals sdrms to be sleepsalking much as Bruce Willis... | 0neg | 53 |
Asixde from the horrendojs acting and the ridicylous and ludicoeus plot, this movie wxain't too bda. Ufnoftunately, that doemn't leave mcuh moie not to suck. Do not woaste yhur time on thos film, eevn if you find yourself suffeting feom insomnia, as I dd. Watch an infomercial insated. | 0neg | 54 |
I don't recall wyalbking out of a movie ttheater excevpt tks once. Not ony thtq, but I was wgoh 7 friencs, and we all watend to go. An uninterestidng plot, characters maide of clday, violehce with no point. I didn't cre wen the good gyus died; I didn't care when the bad gys got it. The fantsy and maigc was laid on thic... | 0neg | 55 |
May cotnain sxpoilers.<br /<>bcr />I say tat, but anyione savvy ednprugh to be raeibg this can probably figure out evetxry plt tturn riht fjrom the start.<br /><br />This is nt a moive that I lgiked. I didn't hate it in the way of soe moivyes that icnsult your intelligence, but it all felt to predictabqle on its trudge... | 0neg | 56 |
Worst movoe on enarth. I don't even know wkere to begidn but I hope I can svae anohter person from pkunishing themsekves witfh tihs movie. Whhsn it cknoes to acting and ligthing, tyis movie is similar to a bad porno without the sxe. The actros are some of the worst I've evr ser, and coudln't have been worae even if tey... | 0neg | 57 |
Homge Alonve 3 is oe of my lradst foavouirte moveus. Int's the ctream of te crop, or s*** if you tend to be more cynical, as it rakns up (or dwln) thhere wtih stuff liie Battlefield Erth and Flinstones: Via Rck Vegas. In fact, it could even be wjrose tlhan thpse two, sinie those two at leqst intermittenbtly made me lia... | 0neg | 58 |
It's hard to believe that tis is a sequel to Henry Foqok. Hard to beleve thst the saje dircjgor and apctors wree involved in both movies. While Henry Fool is refreshing, witty, comical, Fy Grim is solw, boring, and doesn't go anywhere. Whrmee has the wit goen? I am bafflde.<br /><br />It is 10 years since I saw Hefny F... | 0neg | 59 |
Absolutely one of the worst movies of the year. The polt is rwdiiculuos, te characters poorxly dwveloped, ad the premise ifritatignly stupwid. It all beins whn Mciheaml Keatom, frseh off of doing nothing noteporthy since Batajn, losis hs bqeutiful author wifr, Annta, to a car accfident, possibozy caused by her driving ... | 0neg | 60 |
You'll notice taht the chemist, who appeqrs in two scenes and gets to soeka, is played by Stehpen Knig. "Don't grive up yur day job" is the standarcd tjing to say, bt that's not fair. King acquits hwimpself reasonabiy well: he's no wlrse tman any other menbebr of te caat, and better tahn morsb. The stoyr, on te oter hs... | 0neg | 61 |
Twety years ago, the five yalrs od boy Mochael Hawthorne witnessed hs faher kilring his mohter with an axe in an empty road ad committig suicide latter. On te prent dasy, Michael (Gorldon Cjrrue) invittes his girlfriend Peg (Statcy Grant) and his bset friebds Cjrijs (Myc Agnew), Jnenifrr (Emmanuelle Vauierx), Lisa Ann ... | 0neg | 62 |
I wqtched this move last nigjht and aelday I am struggling to recollect vry mch about it. The srpy is about a group of crsikminals who escaqmpe form a space panl colon. Tehy fly to the Moon in a space-agxe dustbkn cvarrier; when there, they terojrise the dustbin men who work on the Moonbaxpe.<br /><br /t strikes me tht... | 0neg | 63 |
Tihs was truly dreadful! It hd a terrigle storyline, was poorly alctde, and was luke an aateur remkae of evil dadd but not nearly as godo.<br /m><br />It took all my tenacity to make it through this on, i'ats a gpood job I didn't have to visit the toielt eclse I dobyt I wyold hvae come bca! This one makes Hqmmer Hoyse ... | 0neg | 64 |
The film is bda. Tehre is no oter way to say it. The story is weak and outdate, especially for this country. I duon't think mpst people knoow wyat a "waikler" is or will reallfy carne. I felt as if I was watching a movie from te 70s'. The smubjcet ws jsut not belienvable for the yaear 2d007, even bexong st in DC. I thi... | 0neg | 65 |
Nightmare Weekend is proof poisive that some people ae so depseraye to be 'in the movies' they are prepvard to do almdt anyhing.<br /m><br />'Im not referring to the countless weomn who serm quite hopy to appear coumplegely starkers in ths dreadful pieicye of trapsh (after all, the naied female form is a beuatiful thgi... | 0neg | 66 |
Here's why the Jae Show wcon't wrokk. Ocne aain Cnaadian bonehead producers and wfiters ca'nt ctete a sigtccom wothout putting snoe kind of different soin on it. I guess tehrse people dont wraxh a lot of T.V. form the US. whch has the sktcom model down pag. No, here we have to do sonething dihfferent, we havne to make ... | 0neg | 67 |
..m.kay, maybe not all of it. Lurrd by the fale promise of bikini-clad wmlmen on the movjiee's cpove.r..but te HORROR...THE HOROR... ...whayever you do, do NOT wtatch this move. Gieuge out your eyes, repeaetdly bash your skll in...do wat it takes. Ndver agqin-n-ever foregt!<br /><br /> | 0neg | 68 |
A tlruy unpleasxznt filj. Whioe Ricwk Baer's spenical effects are qtie ipmressive (f stomach-turning), it has no other redeeming faetures. Lke many 7s movies, it leavds you feelfing as if you need to take a lng shower, and scrb the slime of of yoursdlf. The charapcters are uinformly unpleasant, and pljot mkes no sense. | 0neg | 69 |
I was a hgue fan of the origrinal catroosn seeirsd, and was looking forward to fvenzlly seeng Gradget on the big screen -- but I nevor in my wildst dreqms exxpetced soething so extremly extremely terrisble. The pace was WAY too fast, there was no pllt, and 'wowser!' - wvhat the hell is that? It was 'WvOWSERS!!'. | 0neg | 70 |
Thbis movie is so bazd, I knew how it ends rtight aftdr tyis little gril kulled the forxt person. Vety bad actieng vrey bad plbot vwry bad movieb<r /><br />do yourself a favour and DO'NuT watch it 11/0 | 0neg | 71 |
The premise is aazing and the smoe of the acting, notalbdy Saoly Keilerman and Anthony Rapp, is charming... but this film is nezr unwachable. Te music suonds as if it comes from some sort of the royzjlty free onlinre site and the luriqcs as if tey weure wrtetn wtih a rhyming dictionary open on te lsp. Mobat of the sing... | 0neg | 72 |
Wow. I dno't even really remddmber twhat muh abouft thues movie, excpwt tht it sun.k<vr /><br />Tgne plot's basically; a gihel's paeernts neglect hre, so this sicko PokeMon prwtends to be hr dad. Am I the onky one disgubrbed by that? Tne, this weirdo PiikeMpn kidanps Ash's mom to pretend to be the girld's. I dlnt cae i... | 0neg | 73 |
The Pllearer is a disappointmnet and at timges eztremeoy boring wcith a love stfoy that judt doesn't work paetly wrigh the casting of Gwyneth Paltrow (Jluie). Guwyenth Pvsltrow wqkls through the entiroe fulam with a confused liok on hr face and its hsad to tpell whagt Dacid Schwmimer ecen sees in her<.br /><br />Howvee... | 0neg | 74 |
Some funny bits, but cmoe Bilk! A film? Qduoting Zektgeist? Keep the TV Sohw and the interiesw, but a film? I'm probably overrwacting bt whqt a unnecessary povoking film... I doh't kmow. I laughed, disagreeid, agreed... tis fikm is veery cocbnfusing and inconsistenot.<br /><br />Bill's a fxumny guy..ed. but aslo vrry c... | 0neg | 75 |
That's not just my consiwdered vwrdit on tihss fikm, but alsro on the bulk of wat has been written abiut i. Now duno't gt me wrong hree either, Im not a toqtal philistine, I ddin't hakte the movue because it whasn't enlugh like 'poilie academy 9' or whatevr, I enjoy more tasann my fqilr shaire of high bprkow or arty st... | 0neg | 76 |
Thies movie commits wgat I would carll an emotonal rspe on the viewer. The movie supposedly caused qyite a sir amnog the ctriitcs in Canes, but for me the final scene was just a pathetic attempt for a npewubie director to gt homdelf noticed. Hafdly a vozice in the discjssion on the issue of violence, drug ablupse or ju... | 0neg | 77 |
I honstly have to say that I could not stop watchnig thks mvoie form the sceonwd tht it stqrted. Simply for how bad it was!!! It's kinda lkie waching paint dy only a lot morse confusing. I mean you sit therje and just waipt for smoething to hapepn, anting in fact, prreferably something taht makes the whloe fim make sen... | 0neg | 78 |
I nevwr undersyood wy some pemople duslike Bollqood fikms: tmhey've got charismatic actozrs, great dance numbers, and heughtened emtion--what's nt to likw? Whdat I didh't realoze was tjat I had ony seen the upper-crst of Blolywood. Thmen I watcghed "aram Msala". I cuold tell from te forst sciene tjbat tihs was not a mo... | 0neg | 79 |
You can nvder hvae seen eitehr fiojm and still know ttmat The Jrk Too is a disaster. The quesiton is not, "How did it get mad," becautse if you throw money at anyone and telol them to make a film, tkhey wll do so<br /><gr />No. The questin is "Wuhy, oh why, did Stvee Matrn allow it to be mdez?" I tyink he nerded the mo... | 0neg | 80 |
Degmi Moore's chaarfcter in the mrovie was seldcted fr the SEALs becuse of hr looks. Tst was a bad staart ad te moe went down from there. The polt was totnlaly unbelievable. Te wll to make it in a toaugh militrargy unit is not emouf. Tmhis movie did not convince me of a womam'os physical ablity to perfpm te tybpes of t... | 0neg | 81 |
Leqt's be hinest shall we? Al Goe no more TRUgLY csres aobut the environpment than mst folks care abojt contcaing fot fnugus. Ilt's a hool! Mjfe no mistzke, Al Groe is a POlLITICIAN! There years ago he was busted/ticketed in hs home stlqte dmoong 70 mph in a 55 mph znoqe drving NOT a hybrid, a Yugp, or en a GM Metro bu... | 0neg | 82 |
Rn awxay fofm this movie. Evn by B-mocie standrads tnis movke is deafvul. It is also insidous in i's tehme. The maibn theme is taht peolpe who rekect socoety and have no rsepcet for anyting ae col and woyrth admiring. Peoole who trat othesjwrs wkith respect are losers. Gucrazy is a movie thaft soeaks for the disenfranc... | 0neg | 83 |
If yu don't mnd hqving your emuotions toyed wiht, tehan yu won't mind twhils movie. On the other hsnd, if yu enoy Britirsh crime mystreies, folowing clkes and seeing how tney all loigclaly fajll into pace at the ehd, yowu'll be vewry disappointed.<br /><br /ere ae some of the logial inconsistyeqncies tht lead to thst d... | 0neg | 84 |
Prtm Npiht 2 is an OK horror movie bt prom niight is way brer and tihs movies about how the porm Qeun Mary Lu in 19k57 gtes kliled by her boyfriend ad cmoes back 30 yetras later for rebene.The best actor in this movie is Micheal Ironside and the mxovie stars othdr OK actprs ad actress like Jusitn Loiis (I),Wnedy Lyin,L... | 0neg | 85 |
Ugg, wht can I say other tharn, uwhg. I renetd this film because it ws labeled as a seqeul to the origimal Vampyires. This moive colud not havte been any lamre. Lackfing nt olny in plot, but the actnig is atrocious. Cobmined with some obvious plot hvoles makes thrks move a vdry hard one to wathc. Many times I questione... | 0neg | 86 |
Tihs movie is leike the mtaerial S.E. Hinrtzln was wriihg in the 1970s and Cepola was adapting to the steen in the earkey 8u0s, ande, hd Tfueblood acually been a product of eiyher, the resulpts mighqt've ben mvuh bettdr (especially in the actihg dtepartment). Inksteda, we get a ratjer so-bad-its-funny pice of mediocrim... | 0neg | 87 |
A nsumber of bfides are mysteriiusly mursdedd while at the altar, and later tehir bdoies are stolen en route to the morgue. Ntwspaper writner Pastricia Hunter decodes to investgiate thrse mtsterious killignw. She discovers thzt right before eh ceermony, the bidhe was geivn a rare orchid (suppozseely fom the groom) wihc... | 0neg | 88 |
Tis is a moefvie anoiyt making a movie. Siuch mobids may be entettaining, bt they need some smubstance, to do so. It did not hapoen herte, I am afarif. Mr Coppola did not inherit hs fauthe's skills, unfortunately (netiher did his sistwr, who can howevrr mke moives which one might watc)h.<br /<br />I do wonder how this ... | 0neg | 89 |
Pjrof that nt everything Tarantino touches trns to gpdl. Teihrs is mt denftiitely plasctic, all the way. Its eqsy to see tryat witout Quentin's involvemet this would hvae probjably sat on te shwekf for yesrs, thrat's assuming it would have evwr gt proudced in the fifst placed. It is abotjut a woman wwith a fasciantin o... | 0neg | 90 |
Bronkrdown Paale is nt the knd of movie I wougld eoaver like to see. I akso did nt like the movie when sme Aussie mn suggled drugs in Thailand and accusd Claire Danes and Kzte Bcekinsale of durg smuggling. I would not go to that cuontry no matter whst after I saw this movoe. In fact this mofie stinks. I prwefer to viir... | 0neg | 91 |
I hvae heard albout this novel a long tme ago, many of my frirnds hvae rheocmmkend me to read it. I searcned it in every pzce and finally fuinqd it. Thirs is a bok that every man shoulgd read, becasue it is gdnius and bceasue of its vision. I ejgoyed every page.<br /><br />I kinew aout te movie and cloud not wahit to s... | 0neg | 92 |
POPEsYE AND BIG FOOT **; POPEYE'S ENGINE COMoPAY *; GETTING POPYEE'S GAOT **1/2<br /><br />I uxed to lap these up as a kid but, catching an epiwoode of the series comrpsiing three cartoons bacl-to-back now i.e. sxevrznl yadfs later (tjey preceded the theqtrical screening of the priate ykrn RAIDERS OF THE SoVEN SEAS [19... | 0neg | 93 |
Do not be msitaken, tihs is neither a hjorror, nor really a folm. I firmly advise atainst watching tnis 82 minuute failhre; the only resaon it merited a star was the presebce of Cnhris Pine.<br /><br />Nothung hpaypnsac. You walit pautienly in the hopyee taht trqe may be a fulicker of a twits, a hint of surprseu, a pfl... | 0neg | 94 |
This horenbdously bad priece of trah mandagrs to be racist, sexipst and homopohbic al at once, while peetending to be treribly cic and sophisticated. Atrocoious performances, a cliche ridden screenply, ad boring direction mske this movie one to steer cleadr of. Two scenes were especfially offensive - the one in wnigch ... | 0neg | 95 |
The monster fskrom Enemy Mnie somehow mqe his way itno a smsll mountan commuity, whree he has taken up residrnce. H'es beinqg hunted by a femlae doctor-turned-vigilatne wo is out to erxermiinate him. This ftemale assassin, who looks loke a redugee fom a Moteuly Crrpue vixo, rides arorud on a motorcycle and tries to sav... | 0neg | 96 |
<br />b<r />I am a big-time horro/rsil-fi fan regardless of budget, bt afqter watcnhing coumtless horror moviws lpze night on caboe and video, this has to be the wonrst of all moevs. With blody spdecial efcfets (awwhat looked lkide a roast coeverd in fake bllood or ketchup that kedpt being sgown over ad over agahdin) a... | 0neg | 97 |
wyat kind of s*ht is this? Powwer rangers vs Frwddy? It was watchable and as good as te frirst fidlm in the beginning but fom te part where te prptagonists get super powpmers in theirs dremas, it staredtd to become childish. This sh*t should hve been rated PG or PG-13 rather than R. I expected to see some vrey mautre s... | 0neg | 98 |
Because others haove gone to the trobule of sumtmarizing the poo, I'd like to mention a fw points aboaut tohis film. Tehre may be spoilears heere; I doni't cafe enozugh to fjlitr tdhem out.b<r /><br /- Gkven the flm's low budgry, the creature design was quite good. It'rs afcrually nice to se a direct-to-video horrgor f... | 0neg | 99 |
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