| ---[ Phrack Magazine Volume 8, Issue 52 January 26, 1998, article 04 of 20 |
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| -------------------------[ P H R A C K 5 2 P R O P H I L E |
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| ----------------[ Personal |
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| Handle: O0 |
| Call him: pachuco. Hey... me. |
| Past handles: digital jesus |
| Handle origin: L. Ron Hubbard and I thought it up. |
| Date of Birth: 07/74 |
| Height: With heels or without? |
| Weight: In the sixth grade I was in a roman play. I was Naples. |
| Eye color: Blue. |
| Hair Color: Blue. I'm old. |
| Computers: Yes please. Extra Mayo, No onions. |
| Admin of: Nothing. I'm not an admin. |
| Sites Frequented: www.scientology.org (If you are going to hack someone, |
| hack me.) |
| URLs: The web is a really good excuse to waste time unless |
| you are doing research, distributing religous propaganda, |
| or selling sex oriented products. |
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| ----------------[ Favorite Things |
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| Women: Daemon9, are you trying to ask me something? |
| Cars: Porsche Carrera whatever |
| Foods: The Roxy in Encinitas, Ca., Filibertos in Encinitas, Ca., |
| and of course, "deli world" in the San Francisco ghetto |
| (Excelsior). $1 food is next door. |
| Music: Fugazi, Jazz, Acid Jazz, Lounge, Gregorian Chant, Jon |
| Spencer - Orange, One Dollar Food (Mondays at the Red |
| Devil Lounge in SF - Feds Welcome, but have good suits and |
| fast sneakers so I know who you are) |
| Movies: Usual Suspects, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Mall Rats, |
| Anything not starring pauly shore or Rodney Dangerfield. |
| Books: Chaos, making a new science by James Gleick |
| The C programming language, by Wik, and Als0 wik. |
| "Why I just can't seem to dance" - A documentary by Daemon9 |
| Quotes: "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega" - Brodie. |
| "Woohoo! The water in this bathtub sure is ... white!" |
| - B. Clinton. |
| "Woohoo! Jessie Jackson sure is black!" - Pat Buchanan. |
| "I just never can seem to find things when I need them" |
| - Ollie North. |
| "People will eat shit, if you just put salad dressing on |
| it." - B. Gates. |
| "ARF! grr." - Tattoo. |
| Turn Ons: * Miniskirts, Garders, Vinyl, Perfume, Meat Eaters, Smart |
| Girls without attitudes. |
| Turn Offs: * Fat, ugly, smelly, vegetarian "granolas" with no |
| personality who wear 20 year old clothes that they still |
| have not washed yet, and lack the social skills or |
| capacity to learn. |
| * Salespeople |
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| ----------------[ Passions |
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| - Business (penetration testing / security auditing). |
| - Tropical places (relaxation). |
| - Urban places (excitement). |
| - Winky, the magic dog, mule, hare catcher. |
| - Computers / networking. |
| - My girlfriend. |
| - Europe in general (but honestly, if you are Dutch and you own a restaurant, |
| come to the US, and learn about ground beef. Also, figure out what "well |
| done" means. Honestly though, I must compliment you on your excellent |
| selection of various strains of marijuana). |
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| ----------------[ Memorable experiences |
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| - Owning switches over the Internet (TCP --> X.25). |
| - Owning my first nice car. |
| - Owning your machine. |
| - Getting punched by a large Sicilian, and getting knocked out. |
| - Putting a large Sicilian in the hospital. |
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| ----------------[ People to mention |
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| - Joan Croc, for all of the millions of dollars she never gave me. |
| - Daemon9, for patting me on the back and breaking my spine by accident. |
| - My girlfriend, for being the awesome girl next door. |
| - Her parents, for feeding me all the time. |
| - Tattoo, my puppy ... for pissing on my bed, my floor, and all my clothes. |
| - Everyone who has ever served me coffee. |
| - Everyone who has ever betrayed me. Thanks so much for your warmth and |
| compassion. |
| - Mr Rogers. Using drugs to teach America's youth the moral responsibilities |
| they should adopt for their upcoming, bright futures, and using puppets to |
| illustrate the values of a smoothly flowing dictatorship. |
| - My parents, for tolerating all the weird phone calls from the rest of you |
| fuckers for many years, and for motivating me to learn about things I was |
| interested in by telling me that I would never get a job if I didn't go to |
| college. Heck, at least I didn't buy a degree out of a magazine, and end up |
| President of the United States. |
| - Oprah, for providing me with entertainment while I watched you expand and |
| contract like a blowfish. (I don't think she reads this anyway) (But if I'm |
| wrong, and Oprah is an avid phrack reader, then by all means .. sorry , it |
| was only a joke... Besides, according to MiB, you're an alien). |
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| ----------------[ Pearls Of Wisdom |
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| - Don't take any wooden nickels, but if you do, make sure you get enough to |
| build a log cabin. Don't take any log cabins, but of you do, cut them up |
| small enough that you can give alot of people wooden nickels. |
| - Don't make up any cliches, but if you do, make sure they're funny. |
| - Make your business work for you, don't work for your business. |
| - Never ignore the ones you love. |
| - Buy quality merchandise for your home the first time around... unless you |
| have roommates. |
| - If everyone else around you gets caught, its time to stop. |
| - If a speaker is a speaker, and not a "sound emissions device", then is |
| toilet paper "toilet paper", or "Butt Wiping Cloth?" |
| - Eat out alot, unless she tells you to stop. |
| - All the people who consistently come on irc and ask "teach me how to hack", |
| first of all, most of the people on irc understand English as well as its |
| associated rules of grammar. Second, pick up a fricking book once in a |
| while and you might actually be surprised at what you are capable of. We're |
| supposed to be evolving, remember? |
| - When I was a young boy, I ate a snail. If you are a young boy, don't. |
| - If you beat the shit out of someone, make sure its not in front of my house, |
| because I don't want to clean up all that shit. |
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