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| Volume Five, Issue Forty-Six, File 23 of 28 |
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| Cyber Christ Bites The Big Apple |
| HOPE - Hackers On Planet Earth, |
| New York City - August 13-14, 1994 |
| (C) 1994 Winn Schwartau |
| by Winn Schwartau |
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|
| (This is Part II of the ongoing Cyber Christ series. Part I, |
| "Cyber Christ Meets Lady Luck" DefCon II, Las Vegas, July 22-24, |
| 1994 is available all over the 'Net.) |
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| Las Vegas is a miserable place, and with a nasty cold no less; it |
| took me three weeks of inhaling salt water and sand at the beach |
| to finally dry up the post nasal drip after my jaunt to DefCon |
| II. My ears returned to normal so that I no longer had to answer |
| every question with an old Jewish man's "Eh?" while fondling my |
| lobes for better reception. |
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| New York had to be better. |
|
|
| Emmanuel Goldstein -aka Eric Corely - or is it the other way |
| around? is the host of HOPE, Hackers on Planet Earth, a celebra |
| tion of his successfully publishing 2600 - The Hackers Quarterly |
| for ten years without getting jailed, shot or worse. For as |
| Congressman Ed Markey said to Eric/Emmanuel in a Congressional |
| hearing last year, and I paraphrase, 2600 is no more than a |
| handbook for hacking (comparable obviously to a terrorist hand |
| book for blowing up the World Trade Center) for which Eric/Emman |
| uel should be properly vilified, countenanced and then drawn and |
| quartered on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks. |
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| Ed and Eric/Emmanuel obviously have little room for negotiation |
| and I frankly enjoyed watching their Congressional movie where |
| communication was at a virtual standstill: and neither side |
| understood the viewpoints or positions of the other. |
|
|
| But Ed is from Baaahhhsten, and Eric/Emmanuel is from New York, |
| and HOPE will take place in the Hotel Filthadelphia, straight |
| across the street from Pennsylvania Station in beautiful downtown |
| fast-food-before-they-mug-you 34th street, right around the |
| corner from clean-the-streets-its-Thanksgiving Herald Square. |
| Geography notwithstanding, HOPE promised to be a more iconoclas |
| tic gathering than that of DefCon II. |
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| First off, to set the record straight, I am a New Yorker. No |
| matter that I escaped in 1981 for the sunny beaches of California |
| for 7 years, and then moved to the Great State of the Legally |
| Stupid for four more (Tennessee); no matter that I now live on |
| the Gulf Coast of Florida where the water temperature never dips |
| below a chilly 98 degrees; I am and always will be a New Yorker. |
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| It took me the better part of a decade of living away from New |
| York to come to that undeniable and inescapable conclusion: Once |
| a New Yorker, always a New Yorker. Not that that makes my wife |
| any the happier. |
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|
| "You are so rude. You love to argue. Confrontation is your |
| middle name." Yeah, so what's your point? |
|
|
| You see, for a true New Yorker these aren't insults to be re- |
| regurgitated at the mental moron who attempts to combat us in a |
| battle of wits yet enters the ring unarmed; these are mere tru |
| isms as seen by someone who views the world in black and white, |
| not black, white and New York. |
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| Case in point. |
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|
| I used to commute into Manhattan from the Westchester County |
| suburb of Ossining where I lived 47 feet from the walls of Sing |
| Sing prison (no shit!). Overlooking the wide expanse of the |
| Hudson River from my aerie several hundred feet above, the only |
| disquieting aspect of that location were the enormously deafening |
| thunderclaps which resounded a hundred and one times between the |
| cliffs on either side of the river. Then there was the occasion |
| al escapee-alarm from the prison. . |
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| So, it was my daily New York regimen to take the 8:15 into the |
| city. If the train's on time I'll get to work by nine . . . |
|
|
| Grand Central Station - the grand old landmark thankfully saved |
| by the late Jackie O. - is the nexus for a few hundred million |
| commuters who congregate in New York Shitty for no other reason |
| that to collect a paycheck to afford blood pressure medicine. |
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| You have to understand that New York is different. Imagine, |
| picture in your mind: nothing is so endearing as to watch thou |
| sands of briefcase carrying suits scrambling like ants in a Gary |
| Larson cartoon for the nearest taxi, all the while greeting their |
| neighbors with the prototypical New York G'day! |
|
|
| With both fists high in the air, middle fingers locked into erect |
| prominence, a cacophonous chorus of "Good Fucking Morning" |
| brightens the day of a true New Yorker. His bloodshot eyes |
| instantly clear, the blood pressure sinks by 50% and already the |
| first conflict of the day has been waged and won. |
|
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| Welcome to the Big Apple, and remember never, ever, to say, "Have |
| a Nice Day." Oh, no. Never. |
|
|
| So HOPE was bound to be radically different from Vegas's DefCon |
| II, if only for the setting. But, I expected hard core. The |
| European contingent will be there, as will Israel and South |
| America and even the Far East. All told, I am told, 1000 or more |
| are expected. And again, as at DefCon II, I am to speak, but |
| Eric/Emmanuel never told me about what, when, or any of the other |
| niceties that go along with this thing we call a schedule. |
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| * * * * * |
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| God, I hate rushing. |
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|
| Leaving Vienna at 3:15 for a 4PM Amtrak "put your life in their |
| hands" three hour trip to New York is not for the faint of heart. |
| My rented Hyundai four cylinder limousine wound up like a sewing |
| machine to 9,600 RPM and hydroplaned the bone dry route 66 into |
| the pot holed, traffic hell of Friday afternoon Washington, DC. |
| Twelve minutes to spare. |
| |
| I made the 23 mile trip is something less than three minutes and |
| bounded into the Budget rental return, decelerated to impulse |
| power and let my brick and lead filled suitcase drop to the |
| pavement with a dent and a thud. "Send me the bill," I hollered |
| at the attendant. Never mind that Budget doesn't offer express |
| service like real car rental companies. "Just send me the bill!" |
| and I was off. |
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| Eight minute to spare. Schlepp, schlepp. Heavy, heavy. |
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| Holy shit! Look at the line for tickets and I had reservations. |
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| "Is this the line for the four o'clock to New York?" Pant, |
| breathless. |
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| "Yeah." She never looked up. |
|
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| "Will they hold the train?" |
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| "No." A resoundingly rude no at that. Panic gene takes over. |
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| "What about the self-ticketing computer?" I said pointing at the |
| self ticketing computer. |
|
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| "Do you have a reservation?" |
|
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| "Yup." Maybe there is a God. |
|
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| "Won't help you." |
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|
| "What?" |
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| Nothing. |
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| "What do you mean won't help?" |
|
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| "Computer's broken." Criminy! I have 4 minutes and here's this |
| over-paid over-attituded Amtrak employee who thinks she's the |
| echo of Whoopi Goldberg. "The line's over there." |
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| Have you ever begged? I mean really begged? Well I have. |
|
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| "Are you waiting for the four?" "Can I slip ahead?" "Are you in |
| a death defying hurry?" "I'll give you a dime for your spot in |
| line." "You are so pretty for 76, ma'am. Can I sneak ahead?" |
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| Tears work. Two excruciating minutes to go. I bounced ahead of |
| everyone in a line the length of the Great Wall of China, got my |
| tickets and tore ass through Union Station The closing gate |
| missed me but caught the suitcase costing me yet more time as I |
| attempted to disgorge my now-shattered valise from the fork-lift- |
| like spikes which protect the trains from late-coming commuters. |
| The rubber edged doors on the train itself were kinder and gen |
| tler, but at this point, screw it. It was Evian and Fritos for |
| the next three hours. |
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| * * * * * |
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| Promises tend to be lies. The check is in the mail; Dan Quayle |
| will learn to spell; I won't raise taxes. I wonder about HOPE. |
|
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| "It's going to be Bust Central," said one prominent hacker who |
| threatened me with electronic assassination if I used his name. |
| "Emmanuel will kill me." Apparently the authorities-who-be are |
| going to be there in force. "They want to see if Corrupt or any |
| of the MoD crew stay after dark, then Zap! Back to jail. (gig |
| gle, giggle.) I want to see that." |
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| Will Mitnick show up? I'd like to talk to that boy. A thousand |
| hackers in one place and Eric/Emmanuel egging on the Feds to do |
| something stupid. Agent Steal will be there, or registered at |
| least, and half of the folks I know going are using aliases. |
|
|
| "I'd like a room please." |
|
|
| "Yessir. Name?" |
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| "Monkey Meat." |
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| "Is that your first or last name?" |
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| "First." |
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| "Last name?" |
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| "Dilithium Crystal." |
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| "Could you spell that?" |
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|
| Now: I know the Hotel Pennsylvania. It used to be the high |
| class Statler Hilton until Mr. Hilton himself decided that the |
| place was beyond hope. "Sell it or scuttle it." They sold and |
| thus begat the hotel Filthadelphia. I stayed here once in 1989 |
| and it was a cesspool then. I wondered why the Farsi-fluent |
| bellhop wouldn't tell me how bad the damage was from the fire |
| bombed 12th floor. The carpets were the same dingy, once upon a |
| time colorful, drab as I remembered. And, I always have a bit of |
| trouble with a hotel who puts a security check by the elevator |
| bank. Gives you the warm and fuzzies that make you want to come |
| back right away. |
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| I saved $2 because none of the bell hops noticed I needed help, |
| but then again, it wouldn't have mattered for there was no way he |
| and I and my luggage were going to fit inside of what the hotel |
| euphemistically refers to as a 'room'. Closet would be kind but |
| still inaccurate. I think the word, ah, '$95 a night slum' might |
| still be overly generous. Let's try . . . ah ha! the room that |
| almost survived the fire bombing. Yeah, that's the ticket. |
|
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| The walls were pealing. Long strips of yellowed antique wall |
| paper embellished the flatness of the walls as they curled to |
| wards the floor and windows. The chunks of dried glue decorated |
| the pastel gray with texture and the water stains from I know not |
| where slithered their way to the soggy carpet in fractal pat |
| terned rivulets. I stood in awe at early funk motif that the |
| Hotel Filthadelphia chose in honor of my attendance at HOPE. |
| But, no matter how bad my room was, at least it was bachelor |
| clean. (Ask your significant other what that means. . .) |
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| In one hacker's room no bigger than mine I counted 13 sleeping |
| bags lying amongst the growing mold at the intersection of the |
| drenched wallboard and putrefying carpet shreds. (God, I love |
| going to hacker conferences! It's not that I like Hyatt's and |
| Hilton' all that much: I do prefer the smaller facilities, but, I |
| am sad to admit, clean counts at my age.). My nose did not have |
| to venture towards the floor to be aware that the Hotel Filtha |
| delphia was engaging in top secret exobiological government |
| experiments bent on determining their communicability and infec |
| tion factor. |
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| The top floor of the Hotel Filthadelphia - the 18th - was the |
| place for HOPE, except the elevator door wouldn't open. The |
| inner door did, but even with the combined strength of my person |
| al crowbar (a New York defensive measure only; I never use it at |
| home) and three roughians with a bad case of Mexican Claustropho |
| bia, we never got the door open. |
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| The guard in the lobby was a big help. |
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| "Try again." |
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|
| Damned if he didn't know his elevators and I emerged into the |
| pre-HOPE chaos of preparing for a conference. |
|
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| About 100 hackers lounged around in varying forms of disarray - |
| Hey Rop! |
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|
| Rop Gongrijjp editor of the Dutch Hacktic is a both a friend and |
| an occasional source of stimulating argument. Smart as a whip, I |
| don't always agree with him, though, the above-ground security |
| types ought to talk to him for a clear, concise and coherent |
| description of the whys and wherefores of hacking. |
|
|
| Hey Emmanuel! Hey Strat! Hey Garbage Heap! Hey Erikb! Hey to |
| lots of folks. Is that you Supernigger? And Julio? I was sur |
| prised. I knew a lot more of these guys that I thought I did. |
| Some indicted, some unindicted, some mere sympathizers and other |
| techno-freaks who enjoy a weekend with other techno-freaks. |
| Security dudes - get hip! Contact your local hacker and make |
| friends. You'll be glad you did. |
|
|
| >From behind - got me. My adrenaline went into super-saturated |
| mode as I was grabbed. I turned and it was . . . Ben. Ben is a |
| hugger. "I just wanted to hug you," he said sweetly but without |
| the humorous sexually deviant connotation that occurred during |
| Novocain's offer to let Phil Zimmerman sleep with him in Las |
| Vegas. |
|
|
| I smiled a crooked smile. "Yeah, right." Woodstock '94 was a |
| mere 120 miles away . . .maybe there was a psychic connection. |
| But Ben was being sincere. He was hugging everyone. Everyone. |
| At 17, he really believes that hugging and hacking are next to |
| Godliness. Boy does he have surprise coming the first time his |
| mortgage is late. Keep hugging while you have the chance, Ben. |
|
|
| Assorted cases of Zima (the disgusting Polish is-this-really-lime |
| flavored beer of choice by those without taste buds) appeared, |
| but anyone over the age of 21 drank Bud. What about the 12 year |
| olds drinking? And the 18 year olds? And the 16 year olds? |
|
|
| "Rop, I don't think you need to give the hotel an excuse to bust |
| you guys outta here." Me, fatherly and responsible? Stranger |
| things have happened. The beer was gone. I'm not a teetotaler, |
| but I didn't want my weekend going up in flames because of some |
| trashed 16 year old puking on an Irani ambassador in the lobby. |
| No reason to test fate. |
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| * * * * * |
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| Nothing worked, but that's normal. |
|
|
| Rop had set up HEU (Hacking at the End of the Universe) in |
| Holland last year with a single length of 800m ethernet. (That's |
| meter for the Americans: about 2625 ft.) HOPE, though was dif |
| ferent. The Hotel Filthadelphia's switchboard and phone systems |
| crashed every half hour or so which doesn't do a lot for the |
| health of 28.8 slip lines. |
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|
| The object of the exercise was seemingly simple: plug together |
| about 20 terminals into a terminal server connected to Hope.Com |
| and let 'em go at it. Provide 'net access and, to the lucky |
| winner of the crack-the-hopenet server (root) the keys to a 1994 |
| Corvette! |
|
|
| You heard it right! For breaking into root of their allegedly |
| secure server, the folks at 2600 are giving away keys to a 1994 |
| Corvette. They don't know where the car is, just the keys. But |
| they will give you the car's last known location . . . or was it |
| $50 in cash? |
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|
| Erikb - Chris Goggans - showed up late Friday night in disguise: |
| a baseball cap over his nearly waist length dirty blond hair. |
| "He's here!" one could hear being muttered. "He had the balls to |
| show up!" "He's gonna get his ass kicked to a pulp." "So you |
| did come . . . I was afraid they'd intimidated you to stay in |
| Texas." |
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| No way! "Why tell the enemy what your plans are." Even the 50's- |
| something ex-amphetamine-dealer turned reseller of public-records |
| Bootleg didn't know Goggans was going to be there. But the |
| multiple fans of Erikb, (a strong resemblance to Cyber Christ if |
| he do say so himself) were a-mighty proud to see him. |
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| This stunning Asian girl with skin too soft to touch (maybe she |
| was 14, maybe she was 25) looked at Erikb by the message board. |
| "You're," she pointed in disbelief "Erikb?" Chris nods, getting |
| arrogantly used to the respectful adulation. Yeah, that's me, to |
| which the lady/girl/woman instantly replied, "You're such an |
| asshole." Smile, wide smile, hug, kiss, big kiss. Erikb revels |
| in the attention and hundreds of horny hackers jealously look on. |
|
|
| Friday night was more of an experience - a Baba Ram Dass-like Be |
| Here Now experience - with mellow being the operative word. The |
| hotel had apparently sacrificed 20,000 square feet of its pent |
| house to hackers, but it was obvious to see they really didn't |
| give a damn if the whole floor got trashed. Ceiling panels |
| dripped from their 12 foot lofts making a scorched Shuttle under |
| belly look pristine. What a cesspool! I swear nothing had been |
| done to the decorative environs since the day Kennedy was shot. |
| But kudos to Emmanuel for finding a centrally located cesspool |
| that undoubtedly gave him one hell of a deal. I think it would be |
| a big mistake to hold a hacker conference at the Plaza or some |
| such snooty overly-self-indulgent denizen of the rich. |
|
|
| Filth sort of lends credibility to an event that otherwise seeks |
| notoriety. |
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| I didn't want to take up too much of Emmanuel's and Rop's time - |
| they were in setup panic - so it was off to the netherworld until |
| noon. That's when a civilized Con begins. |
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| * * * * * |
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| I dared to go outside; it was about 11AM and I was in search of |
| the perfect New York breakfast: a greasy spoon that serves coffee |
| as tough as tree bark and a catatonia inducing egg and bacon |
| sandwich. Munch, munch, munch on that coffee. |
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|
| I'd forgotten how many beggars hang out on the corner of 33rd and |
| 7th, all armed with the same words, "how about a handout, Winn?" |
| How the hell do they know my name? "Whatever you give will come |
| back to you double and triple . . . please man, I gotta eat." It |
| is sad, but John Paul Getty I ain't. |
|
|
| As I munched on my coffee and sipped my runny egg-sandwich I |
| noticed that right in front of the runny-egg-sandwich place sat a |
| Ford Econoline van. Nice van. Nice phone company van. What are |
| they doing here? Oh, yeah, the hackers need lines and the switch |
| board is down. Of course, the phone company is here. But, |
| what's that? Hello? A Hacker playing in the phone van? I recog |
| nize you! You work with Emmanuel. How? He's robbing it. Not |
| robbing, maybe borrowing. |
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|
| The ersatz telephone van could have fooled anyone - even me, a |
| color blind quasi-techno-weanie to yell "Yo! Ma Bell!" But, upon |
| not-too-closer inspection, the TPC (The Phone Company) van was in |
| fact a 2600 van - straight from the minds of Emmanuel and |
| friends. Impeccable! The telephone bell in a circle logo is, in |
| this case, connected via cable to a hacker at a keyboard. The |
| commercial plates add an additional air of respectability to the |
| whole image. It works. |
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|
| * * * * * |
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|
| Up to HOPE - egg sandwich and all. |
|
|
| The keynote speech was to be provided courtesy of the Man in |
| Blue. Scheduled for noon, things were getting off to a late |
| start. The media (who were there in droves, eat your heart out |
| CSI) converged on the MIB to see who and why someone of his |
| stature would (gasp!) appear/speak at a funky-downtown hotel |
| filled with the scourges of Cyberspace. I didn't see if Ben |
| hugged the MIB, but I would understand if he didn't. Few people |
| knew him or suspected what size of Jim-Carey-MASK arsenal might |
| suddenly appear if a passive hug were accidentally interpreted as |
| being too aggressive. The MIB is imposing and Ben too shy. |
|
|
| The media can ask some dumb questions and write some dumb arti |
| cles because they spend 12 1/2 minutes trying to understand an |
| entire culture. Can't do that fellows! |
|
|
| The MIB, though, knows hackers and is learning about them more |
| and more; and since he is respectable, the media asks him about |
| hackers. What are hackers? Why are YOU here, Mr. MIB? |
|
|
| "Because they have a lot to offer. They are the future," the Man |
| In Blue said over and over. Interview after interview - how time |
| flies when you're having fun - and the lights and cameras are |
| rolling from NBC and PIX and CNN and assorted other channels and |
| magazines. At 12:55 chaos had not settled down to regimented |
| disorganization and the MIB was getting antsy. After all, he was |
| a military man and 55 minutes off schedule: Egad! Take charge. |
|
|
| The MIB stood on a chair and hollered to the 700+ hacker phreaks |
| in the demonstration ballroom, "Hey! It's starting. Let's go the |
| theater and get rocking! Follow me." He leaned over to me: "Do |
| you know where the room is?" |
|
|
| "Sure, follow me." |
|
|
| "Everyone follow, c'mon," yelled the MIB. "I'm going to get |
| started in exactly three minutes," and three minutes he meant. |
| Despite the fact that I got lost in a hallway and had hundreds of |
| followers following my missteps and the MIB yelling at me for |
| getting lost in a room with only two doors, we did make the main |
| hall, and within 90 seconds he took over the podium and began |
| speaking. |
|
|
| "I bet you've always wanted to ask a spy a few questions. Here's |
| your chance. But let me say that the United States intelligence |
| community needs help and you guys are part of the solution." The |
| MIB was impeccably dressed in his pin stripe with only traces of |
| a Hackers 80 T-shirt leaking through his starched white dress |
| shirt. The MIB is no less than Robert Steele, ex-CIA type spy, |
| senior civilian in Marine Corps Intelligence and now the Presi |
| dent of Open Source Solutions, Inc. |
|
|
| He got these guys (and gals) going. Robert doesn't mince words |
| and that's why as he puts it, he's "been adopted by the hackers." |
| At his OSS conferences he has successfully juxtaposed hackers and |
| senior KGB officials who needed full time security during their |
| specially arranged 48 hour visa to Washington, DC. He brought |
| Emmanuel and Rop and clan to his show and since their agendas |
| aren't all that different, a camaraderie was formed. |
|
|
| Robert MIB Steele believes that the current intelligence machin |
| ery is inadequate to meet the challenges of today's world. Over |
| 80% of the classified information contained with the Byzantine |
| bowels of the government is actually available from open sources. |
| We need to realize that the future is more of an open book than |
| ever before. |
|
|
| We classify newspaper articles from Peru in the incredibly naive |
| belief that only Pentagon spooks subscribe. We classify BBC |
| video tapes from the UK with the inane belief that no one will |
| watch it if it so stamped. We classify $4 Billion National |
| Reconnaissance Office satellite generated street maps of Calle, |
| Colombia when anyone with an IQ only slightly above a rock can |
| get the same one from the tourist office. And that's where |
| hackers come in. |
|
|
| "You guys are a national resource. Too bad everyone's so scared |
| of you." Applause from everywhere. The MIB knows how to massage |
| a crowd. Hackers, according to Steele, and to a certain extent I |
| agree, are the truth tellers "in a constellation of complex |
| systems run amok and on the verge of catastrophic collapse." |
|
|
| Hackers are the greatest sources of open source information in |
| the world. They have the navigation skills, they have the time, |
| and they have the motivation, Robert says. Hackers peruse the |
| edges of technology and there is little that will stop them in |
| their efforts. The intelligence community should take advantage |
| of the skills and lessons that the hackers have to teach us, yet |
| as we all know, political and social oppositions keep both sides |
| (who are really more similar then dissimilar) from talking. |
|
|
| "Hackers put a mirror up to the technical designers who have |
| built the networks, and what they see, they don't like. Hackers |
| have shown us all the chinks in the armor of a house without |
| doors or windows. The information infrastructure is fragile and |
| we had better do something about it now; before it's too late." |
|
|
| Beat them at their own game, suggests Steele. Keep the doors of |
| Cyberspace open, and sooner or later, the denizens of the black |
| holes of information will have to sooner or late realize that the |
| cat is out of the bag. |
|
|
| Steele educated the Hacker crowd in a way new to them: he treat |
| ed them with respect, and in turn he opened a channel of dialog |
| that few above ground suit-types have ever envisioned. Steele |
| works at the source. |
|
|
| HOPE had begun and Robert had set the tone. |
|
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| * * * * * |
|
|
| The day was long. Dogged by press, hackers rolled over so the |
| reporters could tickle their stomachs on camera. Despite their |
| public allegations that the media screws it up and never can get |
| the story right, a camera is like a magnet. The New York Times |
| printed an article about HOPE so off the wall I wondered if the |
| reporter had actually been there. Nonetheless, the crowds fol |
| lowed the cameras, the cameras followed the crowds, and the |
| crowds parted like the Red Sea. But these were mighty colorful |
| crowds. |
|
|
| We all hear of that prototypical image of the acne faced, Jolt- |
| drinking, pepperoni downing nerdish teenager who has himself |
| locked in the un-air-conditioned attic of his parents' half |
| million dollar house from the time school gets out till the sun |
| rises. Wrongo security-breath. Yeah, there's that component, but |
| I was reminded of the '80's, the early '80's by a large percent |
| age of the crowd. |
|
|
| Purple hair was present but scarce, and I swear on a stack of |
| 2600's that Pat from Saturday Night Live was there putting every |
| one's hormonal guess-machines to the test. But what cannot help |
| but capture one's attention is a 40 pin integrated circuit in |
| serted into the shaved side skull of an otherwise clean-cut |
| Mohawk haircut. |
|
|
| The story goes that Chip Head went to a doctor and had a pair of |
| small incisions placed in his skull which would hold the leads |
| from the chip. A little dab of glue and in a few days the skin |
| would grow back to hold the 40 pins in the natural way; God's |
| way. |
|
|
| There was a time that I thought ponytails were 'out' and passe, |
| but I thought wrong. Mine got chopped off in roughly 1976 down |
| to shoulder length which remained for another six years, but half |
| of the HOPE audience is the reason for wide spread poverty in the |
| hair salon industry. |
|
|
| Nothing wrong with long, styled, inventive, outrageous hair as |
| long as it's clean; and with barely an exception, such was the |
| case. In New York it's not too hard to be perceived as clean, |
| especially when you consider the frame of reference. Nothing is |
| too weird. |
|
|
| The energy level of HOPE was much higher than the almost lethar |
| gic (but good!) DefCon II. People move in a great hurry, perhaps |
| to convey the sense of importance to others, or just out of |
| frenetic hyperactivity. Hackers hunched over their keyboards - |
| yet with a sense of urgency and purpose. Quiet yet highly animat |
| ed conversations in all corners. HOPE staff endlessly pacing |
| throughout the event with their walkie-talkies glued to their |
| ears. |
|
|
| Not many suit types. A handful at best, and what about the Feds? |
| I was accosted a few times for being a Fed, but word spread: no |
| Fed, no bust. Where were the Feds? In the lobby. The typical |
| NYPD cop has the distinctive reputation of being overweight |
| especially when he wearing two holsters - one for the gun and one |
| for the Italian sausage. Perpetually portrayed as donut dunking |
| dodo's, some New York cops' asses are referred to as the Fourth |
| Precinct and a few actually moonlight as sofas. |
|
|
| So rather than make a stink, (NY cops hate to make a scene) the |
| lobby of the Hotel Filthadelphia was home to the Coffee Clutch |
| for Cops. About a half dozen of them made their profound |
| presence known by merely spending their day consuming mass quan |
| tities of questionable ingestibles, but that was infinitely |
| preferable to hanging out on the 18th floor. The hackers weren't |
| causing any trouble, the cops knew that, so why push it. Hackers |
| don't fight, they hack. Right? |
|
|
| After hours of running hours behind schedule, the HOPE conference |
| was in first place for disorganized, with DefCon II not far |
| behind. Only with 1000 people to keep happy and in the right |
| rooms, chaos reigns sooner. The free Unix sessions and Pager |
| session and open microphone bitch session and the unadulterated |
| true history of 2600 kept audiences of several hundred hankering |
| for more - hour after hour. |
|
|
| Over by the cellular hacking demonstrations, I ran into a hacker |
| I had written about: Julio, from the almost defunct Masters of |
| Destruction. Julio had gone state's evidence and was prepared to |
| testify against MoD ring leader Mark Abene (aka Phiber Optik) but |
| once Mark pled guilty to enough crimes to satisfy the Feds, Julio |
| was off the hook with mere probation. Good guy, sworn off of |
| hacking. Cell phones are so much more interesting. |
|
|
| However, while standing around with Erikb and a gaggle of Cyber |
| Christ wanna-bes, Julio and his friend (who was the size of Texas |
| on two legs) began a pushing match with Goggans. "You fucking |
| narc red-neck son of a bitch." Goggans helped build the case |
| against the MoD and didn't make a lot of friends in the process. |
|
|
| The shoving and shouldering reminded me of slam dancing from |
| decades past, but these kids are too young to have taken part in |
| the social niceties of deranged high speed propulsion and revul |
| sion on the dance floor. So it was a straight out pushing match, |
| which found Erikb doing his bloody best to avoid. Julio and pal |
| kept a'coming and Erikb kept avoiding. It took a dozen of us to |
| get in the middle and see that Julio was escorted to the eleva |
| tors. |
|
|
| Julio said Corrupt, also of the MoD, was coming down to HOPE, |
| too. Corrupt has been accused of mugging drug dealers to finance |
| his computer escapades, and was busted along with the rest of the |
| MoD gang. The implied threat was taken seriously, but, for |
| whatever reason, Corrupt never showed. It is said that the |
| majority of the hacking community distances itself from him; he's |
| not good for the collective reputation. So much for hacker |
| fights. All is calm. |
|
|
| The evening sessions continued and continued with estimates of as |
| late as 4AM being bandied about. Somewhere around 1:00AM I ran |
| into Bootleg in the downstairs bar. Where was everybody? Not |
| upstairs. Not in the bar. I saw a Garbage Heap in the street |
| outside (now that's a double entendre) and then Goggans popped up |
| from the door of the Blarney Stone, a syndicated chain of low- |
| class Irish bars that serve fabulously thick hot sandwiches. |
|
|
| "We're about to get thrown out." |
|
|
| "From the Blarney Stone? That's impossible. Drunks call the |
| phone booths home!" |
|
|
| Fifty or so hacker/phreaks had migrated to the least likely, most |
| anachronistic location one could imagine. A handful of drunken |
| sots leaning over their beers on a stain encrusted wooden breed |
| ing ground for salmonella. A men's room that hasn't seen the |
| fuzzy end of a brush for the best part of a century made Turkish |
| toilets appear refreshingly clean. And they serve food here. |
|
|
| I didn't look like a hacker so I asked the bartender, "Big crowd, |
| eh?" |
|
|
| The barrel chested beer bellied barman nonchalantly replied, |
| "nah. Pretty usual." He cleaned a glass so thoroughly the water |
| marks stood out plainly. |
|
|
| "Really? This much action on a Saturday night on a dark side |
| street so questionably safe that Manhattan's Mugger Society posts |
| warnings?" |
|
|
| "Yup." |
|
|
| "So," I continued. "These hackers come here a lot?" |
|
|
| "Sure do," he said emphatically. |
|
|
| "Wow. I didn't know that. So this is sort of a hacker bar, you |
| might say?" |
|
|
| "Exactly. Every Saturday night they come in and raise a little |
| hell." |
|
|
| With a straight face I somehow managed to thank the confused |
| barman for his help and for the next four hours learned that |
| socially, hackers of today are no different than many if not most |
| of us were in our late teens ad early twenties. We laughed and |
| joked and so do they - but there is more computer talk. We |
| decried the political status of our day as they do theirs, albeit |
| they with less fervor and more resignation. The X-Generation |
| factor: most of them give little more than a tiny shit about |
| things they view as being totally outside their control, so why |
| bother. Live for today. |
|
|
| Know they enemy. Robert hung in with me intermingling and argu |
| ing and debating and learning from them, and they from us. |
| Hackers aren't the enemy - their knowledge is - and they are not |
| the exclusive holders of that information. Information Warfare |
| is about capabilities, and no matter who possesses that capabili |
| ty, there ought to be a corresponding amount respect. |
|
|
| Indeed, rather than adversaries, hackers could well become gov |
| ernment allies and national security assets in an intense inter |
| national cyber-conflict. In the LoD/MoD War of 1990-91, one |
| group of hackers did help authorities. Today many hackers assist |
| professional organizations, governments in the US and overseas - |
| although very quietly. 'Can't be seen consorting with the |
| enemy.' Is hacking from an Army or Navy or NATO base illegal? |
| Damned if I know, but more than one Cyber Christ-like character |
| makes a tidy sum providing hands-on hacking education to the |
| brass in Europe. |
|
|
| Where these guys went after 5AM I don't know, but I was one of |
| the first to be back at the HOPE conference later that day; 12:30 |
| PM Sunday. |
|
|
| * * * * * |
|
|
| The Nazi Hunters were out in force. |
|
|
| "The Neo-Nazi skinheads are trying to start another Holocaust." A |
| piercing, almost annoying voice stabbed right through the crowds. |
| "Their racist propaganda advocates killing Jews and blacks. They |
| have to be stopped, now." |
|
|
| Mortechai Levy (I'll call him Morty) commanded the attention of a |
| couple dozen hackers. Morty was a good, emotional, riveting |
| shouter. "These cowardly bastards have set up vicious hate call |
| lines in over 50 cities. The messages advocate burning syna |
| gogues, killing minorities and other violence. These phones have |
| to be stopped!" |
|
|
| The ever-present leaflet from Morty's Jewish Defense Organization |
| asked for help from the 2600 population. |
|
|
| "Phone freaks you must use your various assorted bag of |
| tricks to shut these lines down. No cowardly sputterings |
| about 'free speech' for these fascist scum." |
|
|
| The headline invited the hacker/phreak community to: |
|
|
| "Let's Shut Down 'Dial-A-Nazi'!!!" |
|
|
| Morty was looking for political and technical support from a band |
| of nowhere men and women who largely don't know where they're |
| going much less care about an organized political response to |
| someone elses cause. He wasn't making a lot of headway, and he |
| must have know that he would walk right into the anarchist's |
| bible: the 1st amendment. |
|
|
| The battle lines had been set. Morty wanted to see the Nazis |
| censored and hackers are absolute freedom of speechers by any |
| measure. Even Ben sauntering over for a group hug did little to |
| defuse the mounting tension. |
|
|
| I couldn't help but play mediator. Morty was belligerently loud |
| and being deafeningly intrusive which affected the on-going ses |
| sions. To tone it down some, we nudged Morty and company off to |
| the side and occupied a corner of thread bare carpet, leaning |
| against a boorish beige wall that had lost its better epidermis. |
|
|
| The heated freedom of speech versus the promotion of racial |
| genocide rancor subdued little even though we were all buns side |
| down. I tried to get a little control of the situation. |
|
|
| "Morty. Answer me this so we know where you're coming from. You |
| advocate the silencing of the Nazis, right? |
|
|
| "They're planning a new race war; they have to be stopped." |
|
|
| "So you want them silenced. You say their phones should be |
| stopped and that the hackers should help." |
|
|
| "Call that number and they'll tell you that Jews and blacks |
| should be killed and then they . . ." |
|
|
| "Morty. OK, you want to censor the Nazis. Yes or No." |
|
|
| "Yes." |
|
|
| "OK, I can understand that. The question really is, and I need |
| your help here, what is the line of censorship that you advocate. |
| Where is your line of legal versus censored?" |
|
|
| A few more minutes of political diatribe and then he got to the |
| point. "Any group with a history of violence should be censored |
| and stopped." A little imagination and suddenly the whole planet |
| is silenced. We need a better line, please. "Hate group, Nazis, |
| people who advocate genocide . . . they should be |
| silenced . . . ." |
|
|
| "So," I analyzed. "You want to establish censorship criteria |
| based upon subjective interpretation. Whose interpretation?" |
| My approach brought nods of approval. |
|
|
| One has to admire Morty and his sheer audacity and tenacity and |
| how much he strenuously and single-mindedly drives his points |
| home. He didn't have the ideal sympathetic audience, but he |
| wouldn't give an inch. Not an inch. A little self righteousness |
| goes a long way; boisterous extremism grows stale. It invites |
| punitive retorts and teasing, or in counter-culture jargon, |
| "fucking with their heads." |
|
|
| Morty (perhaps for justifiable reasons) was totally inflexible |
| and thus more prone to verbal barbing. "You're just a Jewish |
| racist. Racism in reverse," accused one jocular but definitely |
| lower middle class hacker with an accent thicker than all of |
| Brooklyn. |
|
|
| Incoming Scuds! Look out! Morty went nuts and as they say, |
| freedom of speech ends when my fists impacts upon your nose. |
| Morty came dangerously close to crossing that line. Whoah, |
| Morty, whoah. He's just fucking with your head. The calm-down |
| brigade did its level best to keep these two mortals at opposite |
| ends of the room. |
|
|
| "You support that Neo Nazi down there; you're as bad as the |
| rest!" Morty said. "See what I have to tolerate. I know him, |
| we've been keeping track of him and he hangs out with the son of |
| the Grand Wizard of Nazi Oz." The paranoid train got on the |
| tracks. |
|
|
| "Do you really know the Big Poo-bah of Hate?" I asked the hacker |
| under assault and now under protective custody. |
|
|
| "Yeah," he said candidly. "He's some dick head who hates every |
| one. Real jerk." |
|
|
| "So what about you said to Morty over there?" |
|
|
| "Just fucking with his head. He gets a little extreme." So we |
| had in our midst the Al Sharpton of the Jewish faith. Ballsy. |
| Since Morty takes Saturday's off by religious law, he missed the |
| press cavalcade, but as a radical New York fixture, the media |
| probably didn't mind too much. |
|
|
| I was off to sessions, Morty found new audiences as they came off |
| the elevators, and the band played on. |
|
|
| * * * * * |
|
|
| In my humble 40-something opinion, the best session of HOPE was |
| the one on social engineering. |
|
|
| The panel consisted of only Emmanuel, Supernigger (social engi |
| neer par excellence) and Cheshire Catalyst. The first bits were |
| pretty staid dry conventional conference (ConCon) oriented, but |
| nonetheless, not the kind of info that you expect to find William |
| H. Murray, Executive Consultant handing out. |
|
|
| The best social engineers make friends of their victims. Remem |
| ber: you're playing a role. Think Remington Steele. |
|
|
| Schmooze! "Hey, Jack did you get a load of the blond on Stern |
| last night?" |
|
|
| Justifiable anger: "Your department has caused nothing but head |
| aches. These damn new computers/phones/technology just don't |
| work like the old ones. Now either you help me now or I'm going |
| all the way to Shellhorn and we'll what he says about these kinds |
| of screwups." A contrite response is the desired effect. |
|
|
| Butt headed bosses: "Hey, my boss is all over my butt, can you |
| help me out?" |
|
|
| Management hatred: "I'm sitting here at 3PM working while man |
| agement is on their yachts. Can you tell me . . .?" |
|
|
| Giveaways: "Did you know that so and so is having an affair with |
| so and so? It's true, I swear. By the way, can you tell me how |
| to . . ." |
|
|
| Empathy: "I'm new, haven't been to the training course and they |
| expect me to figure this out all by myself. It's not fair." |
|
|
| Thick Accent: "Hi. Dees computes haf big no wurk. Eet no makedah |
| passurt. Cunu help? Ah, tanku." Good for a quick exchange and a |
| quick good-bye. Carefully done, people want you off the phone |
| quickly. |
|
|
| Billsf, the almost 40 American phreak who now calls Amsterdam |
| home was wiring up Supernigger's real live demonstration of |
| social engineering against Sprint. A dial tone came over the PA |
| system followed by the pulses to 411. |
|
|
| "Directory Assistance," the operator's male voice was squeezed |
| into a mere three kilohertz bandwidth. |
|
|
| Suddenly, to the immense pleasure of the audience, an ear-split |
| ting screech a thousand times louder than finger nails on a chalk |
| board not only belched across the sound system but caused instant |
| bleeding in the ears of the innocent but now deaf operator. . |
| Billsf sheepishly grinned. "Just trying to wire up a mute |
| button." |
|
|
| Three hundred people in unison responded: "It doesn't work." No |
| shit. |
|
|
| While Billsf feverishly worked to regain his reputation, Super |
| nigger explained what he was going to do. The phone companies |
| have a service, ostensibly for internal use, called a C/NA. Sort |
| of a reverse directory when you have the number but want to know |
| who the number belongs to and from whence it comes. You can |
| understand that this is not the sort of feature that the phone |
| company wants to have in the hands of a generation of kids who |
| are so apathetic that they don't even know they don't give a |
| shit. Nonetheless, the access to this capability is through an |
| 800 number and a PIN. |
|
|
| Supernigger was going to show us how to acquire such privileged |
| information. Live. "When you get some phone company person as |
| dumb as a bolt on the other end, and you know a few buzz words. |
| you convince them that it is in their best interest and that they |
| are supposed to give you the information." |
|
|
| "I've never done this in front of an audience before, so give me |
| three tries," he explained to an anxiously foaming at the mouth |
| crowd. No one took a cheap pot shot at him: tacit acceptance of |
| his rules. |
|
|
| Ring. Ring. |
|
|
| "Operations. Mary." |
|
|
| "Mary. Hi, this is Don Brewer in social engineering over at CIS, |
| how's it going?" Defuse. |
|
|
| "Oh, fine. I guess." |
|
|
| "I know, I hate working Sundays. Been busy?" |
|
|
| "Nah, no more. Pretty calm. How can I help you?" |
|
|
| "I'm doing a verification and I got systems down. I just need |
| the C/NA. You got it handy?" Long pause. |
|
|
| "Sure, lemme look. Ah, it's 313.424.0900." 700 notebooks ap |
| peared out of nowhere, accompanied by the sound of 700 pens |
| writing down a now-public phone number. |
|
|
| "Got it. Thanks." The audience is gasping at the stunningly |
| stupid gullibility of Mary. But quiet was essential to the |
| mission. |
|
|
| "Here's the PIN number while we're at it." Double gasp. She's |
| offering the supposedly super secret and secure PIN number? Was |
| this event legal? Had Supernigger gone over the line? |
|
|
| "No, CIS just came up. Thanks anyway." |
|
|
| "Sure you don't need it?" |
|
|
| "Yeah. Thanks. Bye." Click. No need to press the issue. PIN |
| access might be worth a close look from the next computer DA |
| wanna-be. |
|
|
| An instant shock wave of cacophonous approval worked its way |
| throughout the 750 seat ballroom in less than 2 microseconds. |
| Supernigger had just successfully set himself as a publicly |
| ordained Cyber Christ of Social Engineering. His white robes |
| were on the way. Almost a standing ovation lasted for the better |
| part of a minute by everyone but the narcs in the audience. I |
| don't know if they were telco or Feds of whatever, but I do know |
| that they were the stupidest narcs in the city of New York. This |
| pair of dour thirty something Republicans had sphincters so tight |
| you could mine diamonds out of their ass. |
|
|
| Arms defiantly and defensively crossed, they were stupid enough |
| to sit in the third row center aisle. They never cracked a smile |
| at some of the most entertaining performances I have seen outside |
| of the giant sucking sound that emanates from Ross Perot's ears. |
|
|
| Agree or disagree with hacking and phreaking, this was funny and |
| unrehearsed ad lib material. Fools. So, for fun, I crawled over |
| the legs of the front row and sat in the aisle, a bare eight feet |
| from the narcs. Camera in hand I extended the 3000mm tele-photo |
| lens which can distinguish the color of a mosquitoes underwear |
| from a kilometer and pointed it in their exact direction. Their |
| childhood acne scars appeared the depth of the Marianna Trench. |
| Click, and the flash went off into their eyes, which at such a |
| short distance should have caused instant blindness. But noth |
| ing. No reaction. Nada. Cold as ice. Rather disappointing, but |
| now we know that almost human looking narc-bots have been per |
| fected and are being beta tested at hacker cons. |
|
|
| Emmanuel Goldstein is very funny. Maybe that's why Ed Markey and |
| he get along so well. His low key voice rings of a gentler, |
| kinder sarcasm but has a youthful charm despite that he is 30- |
| something himself. |
|
|
| "Sometimes you have to call back. Sometimes you have to call |
| over and over to get what you want. You have to keep in mind |
| that the people at the other end of the phone are generally not |
| as intelligent as a powered down computer." He proceeded to |
| prove the point. |
|
|
| Ring ring, |
|
|
| "Directory Assistance." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Can I help you." |
|
|
| "Yes." |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Hello?" |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Can I help you.: |
|
|
| "OK." |
|
|
| Shhhhh. Ssshhh. Quiet. Shhhh. Too damned funny for words. |
|
|
| "Directory Assistance." |
|
|
| "I need some information." |
|
|
| "How can I help you." |
|
|
| "Is this where I get numbers?" |
|
|
| "What number would you like?" |
|
|
| "Information." |
|
|
| "This is information." |
|
|
| "You said directory assistance." |
|
|
| "This is." |
|
|
| "But I need information." |
|
|
| "What information do you need?" |
|
|
| "For information." |
|
|
| "This is information." |
|
|
| "What's the number?" |
|
|
| "For what?" |
|
|
| "Information." |
|
|
| "This is directory assistance." |
|
|
| "I need the number for information." |
|
|
| Pause. Pause. |
|
|
| "What number do you want?" |
|
|
| "For information." |
|
|
| Pause. Guffaws, some stifled, some less so. Funny stuff. |
|
|
| "Hold on please." |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Supervisor. May I help you?" |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Can I help you?" |
|
|
| "I need the number for information." |
|
|
| "This is directory assistance." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "Hi." |
|
|
| "What's the number for information?" |
|
|
| "This is information." |
|
|
| "What about directory assistance?" |
|
|
| "This is directory assistance." |
|
|
| "But I need information." |
|
|
| "This is information." |
|
|
| "Oh, OK. What's the number for information?" |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Ah 411." |
|
|
| "That's it?" |
|
|
| "No. 555.1212 works too." |
|
|
| "So there's two numbers for information?" |
|
|
| "Yes." |
|
|
| "Which one is better?" How this audience kept its cool was |
| beyond me. Me and my compatriots were beside ourselves. |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Neither." |
|
|
| "Then why are there two?" |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "I don't know." |
|
|
| "OK. So I can use 411 or 555.1212." |
|
|
| "That's right." |
|
|
| "And which one should I use?" |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "411 is faster." Huge guffaws. Ssshhhh. Ssshhhh.. |
|
|
| "Oh. What about the ones?" |
|
|
| "Ones?" |
|
|
| "The ones." |
|
|
| "Which ones?" |
|
|
| "The ones at the front of the number." |
|
|
| "Oh, those ones. You don't need ones. Just 411 or 555.1212.." |
|
|
| "My friends say they get to use ones." Big laugh. Shhhhhh. |
|
|
| "That's only for long distance." |
|
|
| "To where?" How does he keep a straight face? |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "If you wanted 914 information you'd use a one." |
|
|
| "If I wanted to go where?" |
|
|
| "To 914?" |
|
|
| "Where's that?" |
|
|
| "Westchester." |
|
|
| "Oh, Westchester. I have friends there." |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Hello?" |
|
|
| "Yes?" |
|
|
| "So I use ones?" |
|
|
| "Yes. A one for the 914 area." |
|
|
| "How?" |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| "Put a one before the number." |
|
|
| "Like 1914. Right?" |
|
|
| "1914.555.1212." |
|
|
| "All of those numbers?" |
|
|
| "Yes." |
|
|
| "That's three ones." |
|
|
| "That's the area code." |
|
|
| "I've heard about those. They confuse me." Rumbling chuckles |
| and laughs throughout the hall. |
|
|
| Pause. |
|
|
| She slowly and carefully explained what an area code is to the |
| howlingly irreverent amusement of the entire crowd except for the |
| fool narcs. |
|
|
| "Thanks. So I can call information and get a number?" |
|
|
| "That's right." |
|
|
| "And there's two numbers I can use?" |
|
|
| "Yes." |
|
|
| "So I got two numbers on one call?" |
|
|
| "Yeah . . ." |
|
|
| "Wow. Thanks. Have a nice day." |
|
|
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| Comments heard around HOPE. |
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| Rop Gongrijjp, Hacktic: "The local phone companies use their own |
| social engineers when they can't get their own people to tell |
| them what they need to know." |
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| Sprint is using what they consider to be the greatest access |
| mechanism since the guillotine. For all of us road warriors out |
| there who are forever needing long distance voice service from |
| the Whattownisthis, USA airport, Sprint thinks they have a better |
| mousetrap. No more messing finger entry. No more pass-codes or |
| PIN's. |
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| I remember at the Washington National Airport last summer I was |
| using my Cable and Wireless long distance access card and entered |
| the PIN and to my surprise, an automated voice came on and said, |
| "Sorry, you entered your PIN with the wrong finger. Please try |
| again." |
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| Sprint says they've solved this thorny cumbersome problem with a |
| service called "The Voice Fone Card". Instead of memorizing |
| another 64 digit long PIN, you just speak into the phone: "Hi, |
| it's me. Give me dial tone or give me death." The voice recog |
| nition circuits masturbate for a while to determine if it's |
| really you or not. |
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| Good idea. But according to Strat, not a good execution. Strat |
| found that someone performing a poor imitation of his voice was |
| enough to break through the front door with ease. Even a poor |
| tape recording played back over a cheap cassette speaker was |
| sufficient to get through Sprint's new whiz-banger ID system. |
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| Strat laughed that Sprint officials said in defense, "We didn't |
| say it was secure: just convenient." |
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| Smart. Oh, so smart. |
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| "If my generation of the late 60's and early 70's had had the |
| same technology you guys have there never would have been an |
| 80's." This was how I opened my portion of the author's panel. |
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| The authors panel was meant to give HOPE hackers insight into how |
| they are perceived from the so-called outside. I think the |
| session achieved that well, and I understand the videos will be |
| available soon. |
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| The question of electronic transvestites on AOL came up to every |
| one's enjoyment, and all of us on the panel retorted with a big, |
| "So what?" If you have cyber-sex with someone on the 'Net and |
| enjoy it, what the hell's the difference? Uncomfortable butt |
| shifting on chairs echoed how the largely male audience likely |
| feels about male-male sex regardless of distance. |
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| "Imagine," I kinda said, "that is a few years you have a body |
| suit which not only can duplicate your moves exactly, but can |
| touch you in surprisingly private ways when your suit is connect |
| ed to another. In this VR world, you select the gorgeous woman |
| of choice to virtually occupy the other suit, and then the two of |
| you go for it. How do you react when you discover that like |
| Lola, 'I know what I am, and what I am is a man and so's Lola.'" |
| Muted acknowledgment that unisex may come to mean something |
| entirely different in the not too distant future. |
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| "Ooh, ooh, please call on me." I don't mean to be insulting, but |
| purely for identification purposes, the woman behind the voice |
| bordered on five foot four and four hundred pounds. Her bathtub |
| had stretch marks. |
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| I never called on her but that didn't stop her. |
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| "I want to know what you think of how the democratization of the |
| internet is affected by the differences between the government |
| and the people who think that freedom of the net is the most |
| important thing and that government is fucked but for freedom to |
| be free you have to have the democracy behind you which means |
| that the people and the government need to, I mean, you know, and |
| get along but the sub culture of the hackers doesn't help the |
| government but hackers are doing their thing which means that the |
| democracy will not work , now I know that people are laughing and |
| giggling (which they were in waves) but I'm serious about this |
| and I know that I have a bad case of hypomania but the medication |
| is working so it's not a bad as it could be. What do you think?" |
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| I leaned forward into the microphone and gave the only possible |
| answer. "I dunno. Next." The thunderous round of applause |
| which followed my in-depth response certainly suggested that my |
| answer was correct. Not politically, not technically, but anar |
| chistically. Flexibility counts. |
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| HOPE was attended by around one thousands folks, and the Hotel |
| Filthadelphia still stands. (Aw shucks.) |
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| My single biggest complaint was not that the schedules slipped by |
| an hour or two or three; sessions at conferences like this keep |
| going if the audience is into them and they are found to be |
| educational and productive. So an hour session can run into two |
| if the material and presentations fit the mood. In theory a |
| boring session could find itself kama kazi'd into early melt-down |
| if you have the monotone bean counter from hell explaining the |
| distributed statistical means of aggregate synthetic transverse |
| digitization in composite analogous integral fruminations. |
| (Yeah, this audience would buy off on that in a hot minute.) But |
| there were not any bad sessions. The single track plenary style |
| attracted hundred of hackers for every event. Emmanuel and |
| friends picked their panels and speakers well. When dealing with |
| sponge-like minds who want to soak up all they can learn, even in |
| somewhat of a party atmosphere, the response is bound to be good. |
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| My single biggest complaint was the registration nightmare. I'd |
| rather go the DMV and stand in line there than get tagged by the |
| seemingly infinite lines at HOPE. At DefCon early registration |
| was encouraged and the sign up verification kept simple. |
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| For some reason I cannot thoroughly (or even partially) fathom, a |
| two step procedure was chosen. Upon entering, and before the |
| door narcs would let anyone in, each attendee had to be assigned |
| a piece of red cardboard with a number on it. For the first day |
| you could enter the 'exhibits' and auditorium without challenge. |
| But by Day 2 one was expected to wait in line for the better part |
| of a week, have a digital picture taken on a computer tied to a |
| CCD camera, and then receive a legitimate HOPE photo-ID card. |
| What a mess. I don't have to beat them up on it too bad; they |
| know the whole scheme was rotten to the core. |
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| I waited till near the end of Day 2 when the lines were gone and |
| the show was over. That's when I got my Photo ID card. I used |
| the MIB's photo ID card the rest of the time. |
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| HOPE was a lot of fun and I was sorry to see it end, but as all |
| experiences, there is a certain amount of letdown. After a great |
| vacation, or summer camp, or a cruise, or maybe even after Wood |
| stock, a tear welts up. Now I didn't cry that HOPE was over, but |
| an intense 48 hours with hackers is definitely not your average |
| computer security convention that only rolls from 9AM to Happy |
| Hour. At a hacker conference, you snooze, you lose. You never |
| know what is going to happen next - so much is spontaneous and |
| unplanned - and it generally is highly educational, informative |
| and entertaining. |
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| Computer security folks: you missed an event worth attending. |
| You missed some very funny entertainment. You missed some fine |
| young people dressed in some fine garb. You missed the chance to |
| meet with your perceived 'enemy'. You missed the opportunity to |
| get inside the heads of the generation that knows more about |
| keyboards than Huck Finning in suburbia. You really missed |
| something, and you should join Robert MIB Steele and I at the |
| next hacker conference. |
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| If only I had known. |
| |
| If only I had known that tornadoes had been dancing up and down |
| 5th avenue I would have stayed at the Hotel Filthadelphia for |
| another night. |
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| La Guardia airport was closed. Flights were up to 6 hours de |
| layed if not out and out canceled. Thousands of stranded travel |
| ers hunkered down for the night. If only I had known. |
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| Wait, wait. Hours to wait. And then, finally, a plane ready and |
| willing to take off and swerve and dive between thunderbolts and |
| twisters and set me on my way home. |
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| My kids were bouncing out of the car windows when my wife picked |
| me up at the airport somewhere in the vicinity of 1AM. |
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| "Not too late are you dear?" Sweet Southern Sarcasm from my |
| Sweet Southern Wife. |
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| "Don't blame me," I said in all seriousness. "It was the hack |
| ers. They caused the whole thing." |
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| Notice: This article is free, and the author encourages responsi |
| ble widespread electronic distribution of the document in full, |
| not piecemeal. No fees may be charged for its use. For hard |
| copy print rights, please contact the author and I'll make you an |
| offer you can't refuse. The author retains full copyrights to |
| the contents and the term Cyber-Christ. |
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| Winn is the author of "Terminal Compromise", a novel detailing |
| a fictionalized account of a computer war waged on the United |
| States. After selling well as a book-store-book, Terminal Com |
| promise was placed on the Global Network as the world's first |
| Novel-on-the-Net Shareware and has become an underground classic. |
| (Gopher TERMCOMP.ZIP) |
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| His new non-fiction book, "Information Warfare: Chaos on the |
| Electronic Superhighway" is a compelling, non-technical analy |
| sis of personal privacy, economic and industrial espionage and |
| national security. He calls for the creation of a National |
| Information Policy, a Constitution in Cyberspace and an Elec |
| tronic Bill of Rights. |
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| He may be reached at INTER.PACT, 11511 Pine St., Seminole, |
| FL. 34642. 813-393-6600, fax 813-393-6361, E-Mail: |
| P00506@psilink.com. |
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