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| "Quentin Strikes Again" |
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| In the Fall of 1992, "NBC: Dateline" aired a show on computer hackers, |
| interviewing Erik Bloodaxe, Doc Holiday and a person named "Quentin." Half- |
| way through the show, Quentin is shown with his back to the camera, text |
| scrolling across his screen. Dateline seemed oblivious: on closer inspection, |
| Quentin was displaying a file which listed various MIL and GOV sites which |
| allegedly had "autopsies of extra-terrestrials on record", information about |
| UFO crash sites, detailed governmental research on alien beings. |
| By December, that Dateline episode had created quite a stir within the |
| hacker community. Who was Quentin? What file was he displaying? Was this an |
| elaborate hoax, a joke which failed to gain the attention of NBC? At HoHoCon |
| '92 in Houston, Bloodaxe and Holiday explained that the file did exist and the |
| information it contained was in fact true. Lending some credence to the |
| story, well-placed sources indicated that the White House had requested a copy |
| of the episode from NBC. |
| Bloodaxe and Holiday refused to name the people involved, but explained |
| that a relatively unknown group had formed to pursue a project they referred |
| to variously as "Project ALF" and "Project Green Cheese", searching government |
| computers for any evidence which might verify a UFO cover-up. Apparently they |
| struck pay dirt. |
| By the Summer of 1993, at least one member of Project Green Cheese had |
| "disappeared." White House aide Vincent Foster turned up dead after an |
| apparent suicide; among documents found in Foster's office possibly linking |
| President Clinton to a failed Arkansas Savings & Loan, a videotape was also |
| found: the Dateline episode on Hackers. |
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| Apparently buoyed by their success, the Green Cheese group began scanning |
| an unpublished prefix in the 202 NPA toward the end of the Summer. They were |
| surprised to learn that nearly every number in that prefix was answered by the |
| same authoritative voice asking, "Who is this?" Not to be discouraged, the |
| group continued until they happened upon a lone DEC Server. |
| There they uncovered documentation suggesting a covert action of a |
| different kind: a cover-up instigated by the three-letter agencies and NASA, |
| perpetrated upon the public with the unwitting aid of the media in the early |
| 1970s, beginning with the death of three astronauts. |
| What follows is an excerpt of their discovery. |
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| This computer system is operated by the United States Government and is |
| protected under provisions of USC Title 23, Section 67. Unauthorized access |
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| Central Intelligence Agency |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| TO: Thomas J. Kelley, Director, PPYRUS Section |
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| FROM: Bill Brown, PP Deputy Chief |
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| SUBJ: Preliminary Briefing #1 |
| Special Projects, PPYRUS |
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| Pursuant to reg. 3-2638-A, it is my responsibility as Deputy Chief, this |
| section, to inform and apprise the incoming Director of all special projects |
| planned or currently underway, as well as incidental or related projects. |
| PPYRUS projects, this Administration, include: |
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| Of these projects, DPULTRA (and two related projects, UMENSCH and |
| CAPRICORN) require your immediate attention and approval. |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT CAPRICORN |
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| By 1965, NASA's public relations machine was in high gear, advertising |
| amazing (and non-existant) advances in American space technology and setting |
| an ambitious schedule for the Space Agency's top priority: a manned space |
| flight to the moon by the end of the decade. |
| Despite the few successes NASA and the Air Force had had with rocketry, |
| in a memo to the President, dated 11/13/67, NASA reluctantly expressed some |
| doubt that a moon mission could be accomplished even by 1973. The President |
| made it clear that the moon mission was, by now, more of a political mission |
| than one of science, and its success was of the utmost national priority. |
| World sentiment at the time favored the Russians, their flawless successes a |
| seeming vindication of the power and motivation of the Communist system. |
| Further, the President felt that a success could deflect attention from the |
| Vietnam war and re-invigorate public sentiment in the United States toward the |
| nation, the Administration, and the ingenuity of American technology. |
| As a contingency for failure, CAPRICORN was instigated, its final |
| approval to be decided by the middle of the following year in a meeting |
| between the President, DIRNASA, DIRCIA, DIRNSA and attendant adjutants. The |
| President summed CAPRICORN up in these words, "If we can't be heroes, we can |
| damn well act like heroes!" |
| CAPRICORN's mission was a relatively simple one: covert deception of the |
| public and media, under the guidance of PSYOPS and PPYRUS; a manned moon |
| mission would be simulated and pre-recorded in a controlled environment, later |
| to be broadcast "live." |
| By June of 1968, CAPRICORN was recommended and Presidential approval |
| given. |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT CAPRICORN (cont'd) |
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| CAPRICORN was an unqualified success resulting in, among other things, |
| later congressional approval for a large appropriation of funds to further |
| NASA's successful research. |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT UMENSCH |
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| In February of 1963, DARPA gained oversight of an ancillary NASA research |
| project that began with the discovery of efficient micro-machines and light, |
| extraordinarily strong alloys. These new discoveries implied the possibility |
| for advance along a relatively new field of science: cybernetics. DARPA |
| reacted enthusiastically by forming project UMENSCH. |
| Most information on UMENSCH, DARPA is unwilling to share. But this much |
| is clear: under the direction of DARPA, NASA got the opportunity to test this |
| technology on a human subject with the crash of an experimental flying-wing in |
| 1966. |
| As his CLASSIFIED service record indicates for the years 1960 - 1965, |
| Lieutenant Colonel Virgil Grissom (see Air Force files for Grissom, Virgil I., |
| USAF 563-87-2981; CI DL 118-26-9069) had an exemplary record as an Air Force |
| test pilot, including a stint as a U2 pilot during 1956-1959, performing |
| reconaissance missions over Cuba and Southeastern China. In fact, it was |
| Grissom's missions which confirmed the mass starvation of over 10 million |
| Manchurian Chinese in 1959. |
| Grissom barely survived an XF-17 crash at Edwards Air Force Base, |
| September 17, 1966. His right arm was badly crushed during an emergency |
| ejection shortly after take-off. |
| DARPA offered Grissom a chance to regain the limb through risky, untried |
| technology: a cybernetically-enhanced prosthetic implant. DARPA termed the |
| marriage of cybernetic implants with biology, BIONICs. |
| The surgery was successful well beyond UMENSCH's projections; not only |
| did Grissom's BIONIC arm function as well as his original arm, but in |
| conjunction with a BIONICly enhanced upper skeleture, Virgil's right arm was |
| capable of lifting several hundred pounds and inflicting marked fatigue in |
| steel objects. |
| DARPA's investment of technology and secrets in Virgil Grissom in effect |
| made Grissom UMENSCH property and necessarily privy to several sensitive |
| projects. |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT UMENSCH (cont'd) |
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| Colonel Grissom was an obvious astronaut candidate and by the following |
| year was training for GEMINI. In fact, because of Grissom's access to a |
| project as sensitive as UMENSCH, Grissom was later tapped to aid in the |
| staging of CAPRICORN. |
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| THE APOLLO LAUNCHPAD FIRE; GRISSOM, YOUNG, & WHITE |
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| You're already well aware of the fire this July on the Apollo launchpad, |
| which reportedly killed astronauts Grissom, Young and White. |
| What you are not aware of, however, is that Grissom managed, with the aid |
| of BIONICs, to escape the space capsule just before Young and White were |
| asphixiated. It is not clear why Grissom apparently made no attempt to rescue |
| his crew-mates or why he used the ensuing confusion to leave Canaveral. |
| For whatever reason, Grissom is now a loose-cannon. Despite a massive, |
| but low-key manhunt, the officially-dead ex-astronaut's whereabouts are |
| currently unknown, though we have reason to believe he may have made his way |
| to California or Texas. |
| We suspect dissolution with the American space program -- CAPRICORN, in |
| particular -- may lead Grissom to go public and compromise UMENSCH and |
| CAPRICORN. |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT DPULTRA |
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| "The most convincing lie is the one that's half true..." |
| -- Samuel Butler |
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| DPULTRA is a damage-control project of utmost priority. Its goal is to |
| desensitize the American public to the potential existence of a BIONIC-enabled |
| man and secondarily, any allegations concerning CAPRICORN, the ludicrous |
| portrayal of the first discrediting the second. |
| PSYOPS' proposed project involves the production of a network television |
| show, produced in part with Company funds, Pro-US propagandizing, which will |
| lionize the American Intelligence Community and plant the seed in the public's |
| mind that projects like CAPRICORN and UMENSCH are impossible -- due to the |
| inherent silliness of the show's plotlines, week after week. |
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| BACKGROUND, PROJECT DPULTRA (cont'd) |
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| DPULTRA's success is directly related to the Nielsen ratings it can |
| garnish and to ensure its success, PSYOPS personnel will be involved in |
| writing the scripts. |
| PSYOPS suggests peppering the show's plots with psychological archetypes |
| -- symbols from Jung's collective unconscious -- and possibly even subliminals |
| (if need be). The story line will, nevertheless, be played straight but also |
| utterly implausibly. |
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| Central Intelligence Agency |
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| PPYRUS SECTION |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| TO: Thomas J. Kelley, Director, PPYRUS Section |
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| SUBJ: DPULTRA |
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| PROJECT DPULTRA OUTLINE |
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| Following our meeting Monday, this is an update on DPULTRA. |
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| In keeping with our RMD objectives, we've begun working on ideas this |
| week. Much progress, although finished scripts are probably a month or two |
| away, depending on the final series terms from American Broadcasting. |
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| Dr. Rudy Wells, An otherwise unremarkable man, the genius behind BIONICs |
| Oscar Goldman, Director of a secret governmental intelligence agency, OSI |
| Steve Austin, Astronaut/Test Pilot/OSI Agent; renowned as the |
| first Man on the Moon. Similarity to the name |
| Sam Houston results from the necessity to attract |
| Texas viewers particularly (as well as Californians). |
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| Following is a list of show ideas for the first season, along with input |
| from the PSYOPS officers. PSYOPS wants us to plant collective archetypes and |
| possibly subliminals in order to carve the show's subtext into the mind as |
| deep as possible, and to generate the largest market share possible. |
| These psychological implants will be joined with or disguised under |
| ephemeral pop culture references, such as UFOs, Aztecs, Bigfoot, Cold Warrior, |
| Earthquakes, the mystique of the American Indian, and the paranormal. |
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| PROJECT DPULTRA OUTLINE (cont'd) |
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| SUPPORTING CHARACTERS |
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| Venus Probe, Earth-launched probe mistakenly returns, wreaking havoc |
| Sasquatch, Otherwise known as "Big Foot"; a UFOnaut with BIONICs |
| Farrah Fawcett, Reporter/Journalist foil for Steve Austin |
| Aztec Warrior, _Chariots of the Gods_ to its ultimate conclusion |
| Bionic Boy, Temporarily BIONIC-enabled |
| Gary Savin, Heretofore unknown, rogue $7 million man |
| William Shatner, ...and dolphins. "Something Wonderful..." happens to |
| astronaut Bill on one of his space-walks |
| Fembots, Female grotesques; "All this, and BIONICs, too!" Evil |
| androids created by an unnamed, nefarious agency |
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| During an OSI science investigation of the San Andreas fault in the wilderness |
| of Northern California, Steve encounters Big Foot. Steve later learns that |
| Big Foot is the product of extra-terrestrial genetics and cybernetics, but his |
| purpose on Earth is never clarified. In a later episode, Steve re-visits the |
| heavily forrested area and initiates a friendship with Sasquatch, eventually |
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| An interplanetary probe (like the planned Viking probes) destined for Venus |
| slingshots through the alien atmosphere and returns to Earth. Its computer |
| program doesn't realize that anything's wrong, so it begins its collection |
| routines. Unfortunately, it has returned to our planet with an extremely |
| tough armor plating (resulting from a chemical reaction with Venus's |
| atmosphere) and it's zigzagging its way through Southern California. It |
| possesses wicked collection equipment which in this environment are effective |
| weapons. Anyone who gets near it is in great danger. Eventually, Steve and |
| the national guard defeat the device by luring it into an open pit filled with |
| very caustic acid. |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| PROJECT DPULTRA OUTLINE (cont'd) |
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| As the result of a head injury, Steve is stricken with amnesia. Consequently, |
| forgets that he possesses bionic powers. He ends up living out an alternate |
| possible life -- moves in with a woman and gets a job as a construction |
| worker. Everything is fine until Steve happens upon a woman and her child, |
| pinned inside a wrecked car. He tears away the metal and extricates the |
| people, who are grateful but become frightened when they see wires sticking |
| out of a tear in his flannel shirt. Eventually, OSI catches up to him before |
| anything too out of hand occurs, and Steve regains his memory by episode's |
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| If this show is a success in its first season, PSYOPS would like to |
| consider a spin-off involving a second BIONIC character. The spin-off would |
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| Jamie Sommers, Substitute Teacher/ex-Tennis Pro; an unlikely OSI agent; |
| A love-interest for Steve, Jamie obtains her BIONICs |
| after a parachuting accident |
| Max the Dog, Formerly a laboratory subject, horribly burnt in a fire; |
| Now BIONIC-enabled. Psychologically traumatized, Max |
| goes berserk at the first sign of flame |
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| Jamie, a Junior Highschool substitute teacher and ex-Tennis pro, and Steve are |
| engaged to be married. At this point, Jamie knows nothing of Steve's |
| involvement with OSI or his BIONIC abilities. On a vacation parachuting trip, |
| Jamie is injured, paralyzed. Steve pleads with Dr. Wells to restore her limbs |
| through BIONICs. Wells accedes. Except that Jamie has amnesia and has no |
| idea who Steve is. |
| Jamie is instructed in her new BIONIC abilities, and begins to exercise |
| them, when her body rejects the BIONIC implants, physically and emotionally |
| traumatizing Jamie. OSI eventually solves the implant rejection problem, but |
| Rudi cautions Steve that if he tells her of her past, it may induce the trauma |
| of the BIONIC rejection. Steve lives with the pain of knowing that Jamie is |
| his first love and that, for fear of her safety, can never tell her. |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| Investigating an abandoned WW II bunker along the California coast which seems |
| to be emitting powerful radio-frequencies, Jamie discovers that an ancient |
| Aztec pyramid lies below the bunker's foundation and is now accessible through |
| a hidden tunnel. In the pyramid, Jamie is confronted with an 800-year-old |
| Aztec warrior bent on protecting the contents of the pyramid and repelling |
| intruders. In an allusion to CHARIOTS OF THE GODS, extra-terrestrials are |
| receiving from the pyramid's beacon the electronic version of an invitation to |
| re-visit the planet. Jamie learns, however, that chemicals seeded into the |
| atmosphere as part of a NASA project to end continental drought will |
| ultimately interfere with the propulsion system of the alien craft. Fearing |
| the accidental destruction of the aliens will bring extra-terrestrial |
| retaliation, Jamie thwarts the Aztec guard and destroys the beacon. |
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| This memorandum is VIOLET and SENSITIVE; Do not circulate in paper or |
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| TO: Bill Brown, PP Deputy Chief |
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| FROM: Thomas J. Kelley, Director, PPYRUS Section |
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| SUBJ: DPULTRA |
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| Nearly two years into the project, I congratulate you on DPULTRA's |
| success; the show has consistently rated high in the Nielsens, topping |
| "Starsky & Hutch" and occasionally beating out "M*A*S*H*". |
| However, there seem to be several problems and the show requires a nearly |
| intolerable suspension of disbelief. To wit: |
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| 1. Running at 60 mph, why doesn't the Bionic Man's sneakers ever |
| wear out? |
| 2. Steve Austin never received a Bionic heart, spine, respiratory |
| system, musculature or skeleture. How is it that his body |
| doesn't collapse when he lifts objects that weigh tons? |
| 3. Most of Steve's body seems to be metallic; how does he make |
| it past airport metal detectors? |
| 4. How can Steve's Bionics defy principles of physics, like inertia? |
| 5. Steve's Bionic implants are nuclear-powered -- an energy source |
| potentially capable of generating more heat than the sun. How |
| can Steve's Bionics slow down and even fail, when exposed to cold? |
| 6. Steve Austin's Bionics cost $6 Million -- a sum that seems |
| laughably inexpensive. Why is the Bionic Woman's pricetag |
| Classified? |
| 7. How can a world-famous, instantly recognizable astronaut make |
| a "perfect undercover agent"? |
| 8. A bionic dog? What's next? A bionic earthworm? A bionic |
| tarantula? |
| 9. Jamie Sommers' cover includes continuing her vocation as a |
| substitute teacher; how does she make time to be a secret agent? |
| 10. Where do the Fembots come from? Are they important to the show? |
| 11. Re: The Venus Probe episode -- why is a probe whose purpose is |
| to collect soil samples, heavily endowed with weapons? How can |
| that probe not realize it's not on Venus? If it's armored enough |
| to withstand the atmosphere of Venus, how was Steve able to |
| destroy it in a pit of acid? Why was it malevolent? |
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