| ==Diet Phrack== |
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| Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 8 of 11 |
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| :-=>|%% Phreaks in Verse II %%|<=-: |
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| by Homey the Hacker |
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| Get in The Ring |
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| [Sung to the tune of Get in The Ring by G-n-f-R] |
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| Why do you look at me when you hate me? |
| Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too? |
| I sense a smell of retribution in the air |
| I don't even understand why the fuck you even care |
| And I don't need you jealousy |
| Why drag me down in your misery |
| And when you stare you don't think I feel it |
| But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades |
| When I'm havin phun ya know I can't conceal it |
| 'Cause you know you'd never cut it in my game, oh yea |
| And when you're talkin about our sociology |
| I'll be writin' down your obituary...History |
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| You got your agents with |
| The Bellcore cash injections |
| Trumped up charges and implications |
| Beatin' off with your "spy" operations |
| Who are you to criticize our publication |
| Got your subtle manipulative devices |
| Just like you, I got my vices |
| I've got a thought that would be nice |
| I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...PAIN!! |
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| And that goes for all you punks in the press |
| That want to start shit by spreadin' lies |
| Instead of the things we said |
| That means you |
| Ed Schwarz at WGN Radio |
| Richard Sanzda |
| Gary Collins at Hour Magazine |
| Geraldo River at CBS ** [CBS being partially owned AT&T] |
| What you pissed off 'cause Opra Winfrey gets more ratings that you do? |
| Fuck You |
| Suck my fuckin' dick |
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| You be liein' to the fuckin' public |
| Tellin' them your doin' a such favor for society |
| [while crack dealers like Mayor Barry who should be tried for treason |
| get off with slap on the wrist. FUCK YOU!] |
| While they be payin thier hard earned tax dollars |
| Printin' lies, Startin' controversy |
| You want to antagonize me? |
| Antagonize me motherfucker |
| Get in the ring motherfucker |
| And I'll kick your bitchy little ass, punk |
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| I don't like you, I just hate you |
| I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yea! |
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| Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! |
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| You may not like our integrity |
| We built a world out of anarchy |
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| And in this corner weighing in at 450 lbs, Phrack Incorporated!!!! |
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| Get in the ring! |
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| Yea, this song is dedicated to all the Phrack fuckin' Incorporated |
| Fans that stuck with us through all the fucking shit |
| And to all those opposed...Hmm...Well |
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| Knight Lite* |
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| *1/3 the calories of regular computer hackers. |
| [Sung the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies] |
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| Come and and listen to my story 'bout boy named Craig. |
| Called "Mad-hacker", but is just pullin' your leg. |
| Then one day he was writin' up a Phrack. |
| Down came the door with a great big crack. |
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| Foley that is, Secret Service!, FBI! |
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| Well, now old Craig's a million in debt. |
| Lost his cds and his brand new 'vette. |
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| Mitch Kapor said, "There's someplace you need to be." |
| So he packed up his apple and moved to DC. |
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| Washington that is!, Lawyers!, Cash flow! |
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| Erik Bloodaxe |
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| [Sung to the tune of the Daniel Boone theme] |
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| Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham. |
| He was born with an ego that was big as mountain was he. |
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| Erik B was ham...yes a big ham. |
| And he told all the ladies he was hung like a mighty oak tree. |
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| >From the dark sun glasses he never takes off to the heal of his K-Mart shoes. |
| The bitchenest, horniest, drunkenest man that a hacker ever knew. |
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| Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham. |
| With a mouth like a sewer and so full of manure was he. |
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| Vanilla Holliday |
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| [Sung to the tune of ICE ICE] |
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| Doc, Doc, baby! Doc, Doc, baby! |
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| Lookout! |
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| The Doc is back. King of the Phreaks, and Queen of the Hacks. |
| "I'll get ya laid yet!" I say with a grin. Meanwhile my hand goes for a spin. |
| I'm a master cracker, a k-rad hacker, a good 'ole plain down and dirty wacker. |
| I'll trash your credit if you diss me. You know why? 'Cause I'm the LOD! |
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| Hit it Booyyyeeeeezzzz!! |
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| Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! |
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| Ya, ya, go get it! |
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| Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! |
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| Straight to your mother's cousin's uncle's stepsister! |
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| Get back! It's a hack attack! I'm the best, and that's a fact |
| I've been in Time, Newsweek--they all want me. What's next? M-TV! |
| I'm gone today, wasn't here tomorrow, maybe I'll get a date with Charo |
| Ice, yah that was me. But now I've got movie rights with LOD! |
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| Kick it! |
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| Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! |
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| Go Doc Go Doc go! |
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| Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! |
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| Yahhhhhhhhhh, straight to Comsec! |
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| Predit0r ][ |
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| [The predator rap] |
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| His name is Predat0r. He's the editor of TAP. |
| He looks like Bart Simson and he's so full of crap. |
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| Got a board call the Blitzkreig BBS. |
| He wishes he was nazi serving under Herman Hess. |
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| (oh well that's all I can think of) |
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| Been Caught Phreaking |
| c0deZ's Addiction |
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| [been caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction] |
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| Been caught phreaking, once, when I was five! |
| I just tried phreaking, just as simple as that |
| Well it's just a simple fact |
| When I want a call and I don't want to pay for it |
| I dial up a code |
| and I dial up a code |
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| Hey all right! I get by! |
| It's mine! Mine all mine! |
| hey! |
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| Yea, my girl she's one too. |
| She gonna get on telenet, just type in microwire |
| Get a NUA for me |
| She'll call right through the outdial |
| Call right throught the outdial |
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| Hey all right! I get by! |
| It's mine! Mine all mine! |
| Get c0dez! |
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| Sat around the terminal. Sat and laughed. |
| Sat around the terminal and laughed |
| And we did it just like that, did it just like that. |
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| Hack |
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| [Sung to the tune of Stand by REM] |
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| Hack in the place where you live |
| Now dial out |
| Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now |
| Hack in the place where you work |
| Now dial up |
| Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it |
| If you are real board hack with SUN |
| Carry a lap-top to help along |
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| A PAD is there to move you around |
| If You're not careful your hands will be bound |
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| Hack in the place where you live |
| Now dial out |
| Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now |
| Hack in the place where you work |
| Now dial up |
| Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it |
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| A PAD is there to move you around |
| If you're not careful your hands will be bound |
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| If accounts were trees |
| Trees would be falling |
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| Listen to reason |
| Foley is calling |
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| (reapeat an (_X_) amount of times) |
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| Now Hack! |
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| I'M THE MAN WITH THE BOX |
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| [Sung to the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains] |
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| I'm the man with the box |
| Burried in my (ESS7) switch!!! |
| Won't you come and save me, save me? |
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| Feed me lies, where are all your trunks? |
| (Bellcore) deny your maker |
| He who tries will be wasted |
| Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! |
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| I'm the dog who phreaks |
| Can't shove my tones in a switch |
| Won't you come and save me? |
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| Feed me lies, where are all your trunks? |
| Bellcore, deny your maker |
| He who tries will be wasted |
| Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! |
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| Feed my lies, where are all your trunks? |
| Bellcore, deny your maker |
| He who tries will be wasted |
| Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! |
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| Keep on Hackin in the Free World |
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| [Sung to the tune of Keep on Rockin in the Free World by Neil Young] |
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| There's CERT on the sceen |
| Trying to get a clue |
| Hackers typin on thier screen |
| Phreaks with boxes that are blue |
| There's a warning sign in CUD ahead |
| There's a lot of people sayin |
| We'd be better of dead |
| Don't feel like Satan |
| But we are to them |
| So I try to forget it anyway I can |
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| Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) |
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| I see a phreak in night |
| With some trash in his hand |
| There's an old CO |
| With a garbage can |
| Now he takes the trash away |
| And he's gonna learn a lot |
| Goes home to hack some more |
| And he's not gonna a stop |
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| Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) |
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| Got a thousand points of light |
| On our modems, man |
| Got a brand new Lexicon in my hand |
| He found department stores |
| with carbon paper |
| Got Crimson Death & Dispater |
| They say Phrack is back |
| Gonna keep hope alive |
| Got codes to crack |
| Got dumpsters to dive |
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| Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) |
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| FADE TO HACK |
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| by Erik Bloodaxe |
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| [Sung to the tune of "Fade to Black" by Metallica] |
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| Accounts just seem to fade away |
| Losing access every day |
| Getting lost within some shell |
| I have lost the will to hack |
| No more passwords left to crack |
| There are no more nets for me |
| I need virtual reality |
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| Nets arent what they used to be |
| Someone's always logging me |
| Access Barred, this cant be real |
| No more packets left to steal |
| Now they've installed public key |
| And they're using Secure ID |
| Security awareness taking dawn |
| I was root, but now root's gone |
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| Rerouted my call to save myself, but it's too late |
| Now I can't think, think why I should even try |
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| Yesterday seems as though it never existed |
| The SS greet me warm, now I will just say goodbye |
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