| ==Diet Phrack== |
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| Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 2 of 11 |
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| [-=:< Phrack Loopback >:=-] |
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| by Phrack Staff |
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| Phrack Loopback is a forum for you, the reader, to ask questions, air |
| problems, and talk about whatever topic you would like to discuss. This is |
| also the place the Phrack Staff will make suggestions to you by reviewing |
| various items of note; magazines, software, catalogs, hardware, etc. |
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| WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? |
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| :: I Act Elite Now Teach Me Something Useful :: |
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| From: Corp. Punishment (90 lbs of skin & bone k0dE geek who couldn't beat up |
| a ferret) |
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| > Hey l0serz, |
| > Me tinks Phrack sucks. Why dusn't ya bust us sum ReAl hackin' tricks |
| > seein as how I be clueless 'bout any type o' operatin' system, 'cept fo |
| > maybe Amigas. |
| > (ps: I gots mo c0deZ dan eew ever git in yo laf) |
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| Alright, check out some of these awsome commands you can try out on a |
| UNIX site. If you are too stupid to actually hack an account yourself just |
| call up the sysadmin @gnu.ai.mit.edu and ask them for the "root password". |
| They will undoubtably give it to you. At the "login:" prompt type "root" and |
| then type the password they give you at the "password:" prompt. I know this |
| is hard to memorize so just print this out. |
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| % rm meese-ethics |
| rm: meese-ethics nonexistent |
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| % ar m God |
| ar: God does not exist |
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| % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? |
| Unmatched ". |
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| % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? |
| Modifier failed. |
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| % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? |
| Too many ('s. |
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| % make love |
| Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. |
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| % sleep with me |
| bad character |
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| % got a light? |
| No match. |
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| % man: why did you get a divorce? |
| man:: Too many arguments. |
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| % ^What is saccharine? |
| Bad substitute. |
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| % %blow |
| %blow: No such job. |
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| % \(- |
| (-: Command not found. |
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| $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense |
| no sense in pretending! |
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| $ drink <bottle; opener |
| bottle: cannot open |
| opener: not found |
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| $ mkdir matter; cat >matter |
| matter: cannot create |
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| :: More Supercomputer Information :: |
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| The Phrack Staff received a copy of this letter from Abraham Epstein in New |
| York City who has been hot on the trail of Power Computer with the help of his |
| friend Toni O'Connell. |
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| From: Abraham Epstein (abraham@plastic.ibm.com) |
| To: reagan@whitehouse.gov |
| Cc: phracksub@stormking.com |
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| For years now I have suffered because of the Power Computer. Individual |
| computer minds are invisible, enter through the ear and go directly to the |
| brain. There are over trillions of computer minds in and outside of every |
| human being on planet Earth. Their minds, the computer TV, as State-Senator |
| Emmanuel Gold <State of New York> wrote about and knows about is handling the |
| entire situation in everyone's mind since 1976. Former President Jimmy Carter |
| helped build this computer, as well as Senator Edward Kennedy in 1968. |
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| The Power Computer originated outside our solar system, then came to Earth |
| in the early 1960's. I pulled the plugs on the power computer in Utah and New |
| Mexico. I have been designated, without my permission to dismantle power. |
| This all happened to me in 1976. Both computer installations are located |
| underground with back-up generators and satellite dishes also above ground. In |
| addition to this documentation there is a letter from the Reagan team sent to |
| me in 1980. A lawyer named Mr. Richard Leff who is located in Forest Hills saw |
| and read the letter. The Computer TV has killed people in 1968, hates religion |
| and would also like to do away with all music. It also hates pets. President |
| Carter sent me brochure on IBM-Computers from Atlanta in 1981, after I sent him |
| a copy of the Reagan team letter. The documentation that I sent to you was |
| sent to former President Carter on October tenth, 1988. The Computer TV has |
| stolen my mail for the fiftieth time. I even called Mr. Mitchell in Atlanta, |
| they never received my mail at all. Now the psychotic cheap junk pile of |
| computer has been beating my mind in for over twelve years because it's plain |
| ugly. |
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| Computer people called plastics are yet to be born. IQ about 190 on these |
| computer people. There are a few plastics in the US and TV is abusing them |
| also. There is another type of computer in Fruitland, nicknamed Big Daddy. |
| This particular computer can hear, see and talk through a PC type set-up. |
| Nothing at all like the hideous Power Computer. Senator Orin Hatch from Utah |
| also wrote me. A Mr. Ron Morrison at the honorable Senator's office has been |
| in touch via telephone since June '88, so has the office manager. I'm relying |
| on you, Mr. President, to become involved and write to me so that I can proceed |
| to court and then dismantle Power, period. Please don't bother sending over |
| the FBI or any other law enforcement people, TV will only get me in trouble |
| like it has done in the past. TV can manipulate your thoughts quite easily. |
| Why? Because the Power is psychotic. It's that simple. Consider it very |
| dangerous until I pull the plug. It's mind is electrical. I'm hoping to know |
| from you right away. Thank you very much for your concern. |
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| Senator Hatch does not want the FBI or any other agency to visit me. Why? |
| As I mention earlier: TV Computer. This computer in particular is always up |
| to no good. I thank you again for taking your time out and writing me. In |
| addition I have spoken to the FBI in Queens, NY and the Secret Service in New |
| York. |
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| REVIEWS |
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| What will we review today? Well, how about the latest sex services offered |
| to you over the telephone. The following two services are real and pretty |
| comical. There is also a new UNIX utility called ERIKB as well as a new IRC |
| utility by NeTw1z. We are furnishing the manual description of these latest |
| pieces of software. |
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| But first, a message from our sponsors: |
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| Tired of calling "time & temp" and being forced to listen the same stupid |
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| 312-489-1505 |
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| In addition to the aforementioned information, as it relates to Chicago, |
| you get a choice of voicemail advertisements wherein people describe their |
| special interests. Special hobbies are indicated by the following matrix.: |
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| 1: How to Placing Your Add 5: Women seeking Women Only. |
| 2: Men seeking Women |
| 3: Men seeking Men 7: Masters seeking Submissives |
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| WOMEN IN JAIL |
| Seek Boyfriends and Husbands |
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| released from jail . . . and men who want to meet them! |
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| They're young and attractive. They're sorry for what they've done. And |
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| you want to meet a woman who will really appreciate being with you? |
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| CALL NOW - WOMEN IN JAIL |
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| 1-900-535-JAIL |
| THAT'S 1-900-535-5245 |
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| THEY'RE GETTING OUT SOON AND THEY *NEED* YOUR COMPANY |
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| $1 min., $2 the first. ADULTS ONLY |
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| NEW UNIX UTILITY |
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| The following is the latest piece of software currently under development by |
| Comsec Data Security. The manual description is all Phrack was provided. Our |
| thanks goes out to MoD. |
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| ERIKB(1) USER COMMANDS ERIKB(1) |
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| NAME |
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| erikb - comsec utility program |
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| SYNOPSIS |
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| erikb [[-n user] [-a agency] [-d dir]] [-r [group]] [-t] [-s] |
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| DESCRIPTION |
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| The erikb command is part of the comsec utility package. |
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| OPTIONS |
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| -n user |
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| Nark on the user specified. |
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| -a agency |
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| Send information to the agency specified. |
| The default agency is cert. |
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| -d dir |
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| Look in specified directory for user's information. |
| /usr/lib/comsec/nark is used if not specified. |
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| -r [group] |
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| Suffixes output with verbose form of racial slurs. |
| Ethnic group may be specified. Default is African-American. |
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| -t Print out witty (but usually not correct or even |
| intelligent) telco-related statement. |
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| -s Display advertisement for the LOD T-shirt. Funds from |
| this sale go to support comsec while it tries to secure |
| its first contract. |
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| Invoking erikb without any arguments causes the program to |
| enter an infinite loop. While this indeed does nothing, it |
| is not a bug: this is the normal state of erikb. |
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| AUTHOR |
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| Chris Goggans |
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| BUGS |
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| Too many to enumerate. |
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| FILES |
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| /usr/lib/comsec/nark |
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| SEE ALSO |
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| lame(1), comsec(1) |
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| MOD Release 4.1 Last change: 26 November 1991 |
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| NEW IRC UTILITY |
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| Phrack Inc has discovered ANOTHER new utility package while journeying in the |
| CyberMatrix. We picked this up from a system called "WASHINGTON.EDU". The |
| original author of this program is Ken Case. |
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| NeTw1z(1) USER COMMANDS NetW1z(1) |
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| NAME |
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| NeTw1z - IRC utility program |
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| SYNOPSIS |
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| NeTw1z [[-p user] [-c lame] [-d dir]] [-r [group]] [-t] [-s] |
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| DESCRIPTION |
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| The NeTw1z command is part of the m0d utility package. |
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| OPTIONS |
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| -p user |
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| Post user's "information" IRC to impres everyone |
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| -c lame |
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| Complain about everything and everyone (other than MoD) being lame. |
| The default targets are Chris Goggans or Phrack Inc. |
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| -d dir |
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| Look in specified directory for user's information. |
| /usr/InfoAmerica is used if not specified. |
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| -r [group] |
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| Suffixes output with verbose form of attacks. |
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| -t Print out witty (but usually not correct or even |
| intelligent) telco-related statement. |
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| -s (boxer) shorts are what you wear when you are running down the |
| street away from the feds when they come to your house and take |
| your Commadore-64 that is plugged into your fat welfare momma's |
| television set. |
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| No one has ever invoked NeTw1z without any arguments. It simply |
| cannot be done. |
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| AUTHOR |
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| Corrupt |
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| BUGS |
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| Too many to enumerate. |
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| FILES |
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| /usr/lib/mod/immature |
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| SEE ALSO |
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| lame(1), geek(1), crackdealer(1), welfare-momma's-boy(1) |
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