| ==Phrack Inc.== |
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| Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10 |
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| Phreaks In Verse! |
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| By |
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| Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum |
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| Welcome to this file, |
| We hope you will spend a while, |
| With us today. |
| Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way. |
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| This file is about phreaks, |
| And hacks. We have spent weeks |
| writing about people in verse. |
| You can pick who is worse, |
| Our poetry or them. |
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| We mean no insult, |
| And we hope as a result |
| No on will kill us. |
| 'Cause we wouldn't like that OK? |
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| Shooting Shark |
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| His name is Shark, |
| He thinks UNIX is a lark. |
| He can even log people out! |
| (The legality of this we doubt) |
| He looks like Robin Williams. |
| And maby he'll make millions |
| Writing UNIX software! |
| (Wolf will tell him what to wear.) |
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| Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange) |
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| Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST! |
| Many call him a pest. |
| "Stan", they cry, |
| "Why do you lie?" |
| The color of his car keeps changing, |
| Perhaps its because I'm aging, |
| But even if my brain is weak |
| I know he said his car was RED last week, |
| But today he said BLUE! |
| Tell me the truth Stan, please do. |
| But he knows quite a bit, |
| And if he dosn't throw a fit, |
| He can be an OK guy. |
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| Lex Luthor |
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| His real name is funny, |
| (And it isn't Bunny) |
| But a joke he is not, |
| He knows a hell of alot. |
| Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box. |
| Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks. |
| He's a secretive guy, |
| But I think we all know why. |
| (He even made me change this poem, |
| Oh well. I owed him.) |
| And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear |
| No matter what Bill may dare |
| to say. |
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| Knight Lightning |
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| Knight Lighting likes dots, *'s, and slashes. |
| He sits at the CRT so long he gets rashes. |
| Making those NEAT title screens |
| Is the thrill of his teens! |
| But we all think he's a swell guy, |
| 'Cause he gives everything a try. |
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| Silver Spy |
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| Silver Spy! |
| He's a conservative guy. |
| He runs a elite BBS-- Catch-22. |
| It dosn't get many posts, boo-hoo. |
| But what other board can you see, |
| Limericks when you log on...tee-hee. |
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| Bill From RNOC |
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| Bill from RNOC |
| Is from New Yawrk. |
| Smarter than the average phreak, |
| His opinions are not meak. |
| He designs PBX's for fun, |
| But he needs to spend more time in the sun. |
| Soon you will see, |
| Bill working for NT. (*NT is Northern Telecom for you stupid people*) |
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| Taran King |
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| What a terrific guy is Taran King, |
| Working on Phrack and runing MSP is his thing. |
| He's a bit redneckish; |
| (he won't admit he has a homosexual fetish.) |
| But of the phreak community he is a piller, |
| And without him we would wither. |
| And if I keep patting his back, |
| Maby he'll put this file in Prack. |
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| Oh no! I fear |
| The end of the file is here. |
| This file, about all these people who are ELITE, |
| Can be followed by one word...DELETE. |
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| sfd |
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